If everyone on /r9k/ is a no life loser who wants a gf, and everyone

because the second statement isn't true, most of those whores have had boyfriends and sex multiple times. if they don't now it's because they choose not to.

>>35476396
Tumblr SJWs are the female robots and the natual counterpart to this pack of nobodies

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>>35476396
I'm a no life loser that doesn't really want a gf until I sort myself out.

/cgl/ wants Chad.

>>35476396
>/cgl/
Those people don't have GF's because they're even more mentally unstable than /r9k/. Also huge entitlement complex. They honestly fuck A LOT they just can't into relationships.

t. male who used to be into cosplay

if a girl lives in 604 ill be her bf

>>35477349
I'm a guy in 604~

>>35477445
how old are you whats your favorite thing in the world

>>35477520
24. I like programming, video games, and my friends.

>>35477546
i ironically hate computers can there be a compromise

>>35476396
they want a Chad bf

>>35477230
>Those people don't have GF's because they're even more mentally unstable than /r9k/. Also huge entitlement complex. They honestly fuck A LOT they just can't into relationships.
That sounds like /r9k/ to a T though.

>>35477593
>fucks alot

Are you mentally ill? Half of us are virgins.

>>35477637
>daily tinder threads
this place is pretty much just a venting place for bitter normies.

>>35477671
Those tinder threads are usually faggot Normans coming to brag. KHV is a majority here.

>>35476586
>I'm a no life loser that doesn't really want a gf until I sort myself out.
Fucking right anon. How could i possibly be with another person in relationship when i'm so broken.

>>35477671
Also, there is a interesting happen stance that all of are standards are low enough to where you don't have to be attractive really, just not land whale, but high enough to where we don't want non virgins.

>>35476420
this is actually frightening

>>35477694
that or autistic fags who post the same thread everyday to triger/bait people.

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>>35476396

Yeah.... But those grills are weirdos...

> In this moment, realize why I am now and will die alone

Kek, oh well.

>>35476396
Thing to do would be to have a mixer somewhere inna woods where we can murder the Chads who show up.

Actually forget inviting /cgl/ let's just kill a bunch of normies.

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So how would one go about getting a /cgl/ gf?

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>tfw no femdom /cgl/ gf

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>>35476420
>mfw I realize that this is true

Why did I never see this before?
They are just like us... but female.

>>35478463
wait wut. really?

I don't wanna die alone

>>35478879
Well, that does not mean that they are nice people.

They are fucking anti social assholes and blame everything bad that happens to them on men and 'muh depression'.

Dont we do the same? But with women?

cgl is fucking stacie central.
tumblr is actually where the female robots are.

I had a girlfriend from tumblr who ended up killing herself (over a year after we broken up). so not to be a cuck but it's not hard to see why they think dumb sjw shit when theyre prone to killing themselves. it's mostly the paranoia talking.

>>35478945
I don't blame them, I blame myself for being addicted to this site because I don't know how to socialize and don't like social norms.

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>>35477975

this

I am not into role play but I am very lonely and think RP grills r mostly qt

r they typical stacies or r they nice ppl?

I would love a cosplay gf but it seems that chads infiltrate cons now so its just a massive chad orgy vaugely disguised as an anime/video game/comic book/whatever conventions.

>>35476396
so many times on the women hate threads this shit has been said, they don't consider us people. they only want prince charming 6'2" with a 300k starting job, blue eyes, blonde hair aryan.

usually they will end up as lonely catladies while most robots will simply hero

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We have a thread going on CGL.

>>>/cgl/9387987

>>35476586
Anon understands. Ive been doing sorting since the 7th grade damnit.

>>35476396
Hell no, /cgl/ girls are literal whores who are just too fucking crazy to keep a relationship together.

Conventions are just fuckfests for most of them.

Aren't those just traps?

>>35479355
This is a good question.
Does anyone know that?

Tumblrinas are the female versions of /r9k/. I propose y'all meet up and have hatefilled relationships, resulting in very confused and fucked up children.

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>>35478945

The main difference between us and them is that our situations are hopeless, girls only have problems with guys because they always want to date up, not across or down.

Its 1st world vs 3rd world problems.

>>35479431

i wuld seriously rather die alone than live with a tumblrina

can our other half pls not be someone we despise

>>35479547
>implying that we're not despised by everyone else
If you're something everyone else hates, it follows that your counterparts would be too.

>>35479547
>can our other half pls not be someone we despise

There is no other half, only in bizzaro land will you find large groups of alienated woman desperate for male companionship.

I absolutely cannot understand even vaguely how anyone of either gender could find males attractive

Relatedly, I cannot even begin to imagine how anyone could ever find me attractive doubly so

>>35479494
This is true

>>35479618
> only in bizzaro land will you find large groups of alienated woman desperate for male companionship.

shit.. now I want to be in bizzaro land

>visit /cgl/
>someone straight up asking for a gf
fucking pathetic

>>35477729
>>35479258
I'm sure you guys came to this same realization one day: if I'm a mess who else but a mess would want me? I don't want a mess and I don't want to be a mess.

>>35478439

>anzu
>femdom

El oh el

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>>35477208
this, if i'm being quite honest

I mean how the fuck can you not realize that

>>35479404
Most of the cosplaying faggots are just traps or autistic anime connoisseurs
The keyword in 'tfwnogf' is 'gf'

anyone in 502?

>>35479431


how do people even use tumblr to even communicate? there's nothing there but unfunny gifs that only 14 year olds would be entertained by

>>35479970
If I'm on here, do you really think I know how tumblr works? Ask the next girl you see with a BMI over 25 and blue hair.

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>>35479734
>cosplays as femdom character
>isn't femdom

Why?

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>>35476420
>>35477753
>>35478463
>women are just like men

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>make this thread as a joke that popped into my head while talking to my friend
>some absolute madman actually goes ahead and begs /cgl/ to be his gf.

This is hilarious, you guys really crack me up.

>>35480554
We try our best.
I am suprised that you did not know how pathetic we are, mr normie.

nice almost trips by the way

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>>35477671
Yup. Tinder made me not a virgin. haha

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>>35480554

FUCK our thread got prunned by sum lezzy whale gull just as I was gaining traction with several qt (I assume) seagulls

And now I'm back in this shit hole, fuck my life senpai.

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>>35478439
>tfw Franziska will never whip you and assert her dominance

I used to know a girl in grade 9 french class, her name was Shelby. I added her on Facebook and then deleted her a few years later, figuring I'm never going to talk to her again. Ended up having dreams about her over the years. She's gorgeous and a total weeb -- does cosplay, going to school for art (stalked her online a little and found she did an art blog for one of her classes). Something about her pictures and her demeanor in real life is kind of, idk, magical. Like the shy quiet love interest in a movie. Wouldn't surprise me if she browses /cgl/. I think she has an asian boyfriend based on one of her recent profile pictures though, so fuck me. Also not into anime/art/comics. Idk, it's probably better left as a dream maybe, but I still think about her and dream about her all the time.

>>35480607
You guys really are as pathetic as the memes say wow haha

>>35480939
W-what memes?

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>>35480972
>>35480939
Y-Yeah
There are memes about us?

>>35480919
Don't go down this road, bot. She probably doesn't even remember ever meeting you. Don't cuck yourself.

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>>35480939
>Wastes his time coming to this shit hole of a website just to make fun of people
>Calls other people pathetic

Okay buddy

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>>35480939
But you HAVE heard of us.

>>35481000
Nah, too down to earth to think anything more of it. It's more like wishful romance. My day-to-day life is devoid of anything resembling romance given my job and friends. I'd never message her or pursue. Also, thanks for reading and responding, appreciate it.

>>35476396
They're batshit. And although I'd love a batshit gf
1. They are fucking anime weebs
2. They want chad

>>35476420
Holy shit.
How could I never saw that before.
Brb rethinking my whole life.

I am slowly finding out this girl I have a massive crush on is a huge weeb, what are the chances she posts on /cgl/?

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Well, I guess now we should try our luck on tumblr.

>>35481301
For what is worth, I'm actually enjoying /cgl/. There's kawaii stuff there. It's an improvement from all the trap and dick posting on /r9k/ lately. I'll hang out with the cat ladies. At least they like women too. And there's no robot dictator censoring me. So long, friends.

>>35481528
Same here, I think I might start browsing /cgl/ regularly. Hopefully one day I'll work up the courage to go to an actual con.