>Mom said that the psychologist will fix me >tfw i am a

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good goy, pay us to listen to your problems, we can't fix anything but talking is very healthy yes yes

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>be me
>be rich successful psychologist
>listen to people bitch and moan for money, give them common sense advice, get paid
>whofallsforthismeme.jpg
>5'5 manlet walks in one day
>with his mom
>idontgetpaidenoughforthis.png
>get out medieval torture device to stretch him to acceptably height
>many bones are broken, refer him to fellow bone surgeon
>"that'll be 500$ for the check up, ma'am"
>go back to fapping to futa