>mom strolls into my room without any warning "mom stop

>>35475234
Her house, her rules neetcuck

>>35475234
Put a deadbolt on your door.

Whenever she walks in, even if you're sitting doing nothing, just get up drop your pants and start jerking it furiously.

Then yell at the top of your lungs "THIS IS WHY YOU KNOCK BITCH"

Then cum on her. That'll show her.

>>35475492
too beta to do this but it would work

>>35475234
I, too, remember being 15 years old.

Maybe if you stopped fapping your life energy away you wouldn't have this perverted need for privacy.

>>35476493
fuck off normalfag
>>35476515
nofap is a meme

>>35475234
She thinks it's silly because the odds that you are jacking off/super small, and even if she sees you it doesn't seem to be the end of the world. The easiest way to get her to knock would be to get caught jerking off more.

women are fucking retarded creatures, you can't reason with them

I just always locked my door from some point on.

She obviously wants to catch you fapping again. You should let her. Then fug your mom.

>>35475234
>mom strolls into my room without any warning
"mom stop doing that, knock before you come in"
>catches me jerking off once
>keeps doing it

I was 33