I may have to move to California in a year's time. Is

You must respond, /r9k/.

You must respond.

>Will I become x?
How should I know? Do whatever suits you, man.

Probably not. Unless they really love robos over in Cali.

>>35474632
It's the most normie state, so no

>>35474632
>Is this a good thing?
No California is awful

>will I finally get laid
Maybe, California is full of people and lots of hos. Although I moved to California for six years and didn't get laid, moved back to CO and lost my virginity within a couple weeks, it was weird

>will I be happy
Fuck no, like I said California sucks dick

>>35474992
But what if I become a normie?

>>35474632
>OP thinks he'll get laid when there are 10s of thousands of dude bro Chads in commiefornia

ha

>>35474632
>Is this a good thing?
depends on where in california you're moving to. Anywhere other than SoCal is fine
>Will I finally get laid?
doubt it
>Will I become happy?
Probably not

Honestly your chances of getting laid are slimmer in California.

But if you're moving to NorCal and you would like a friend, I gotchu, man.

>>35475120
This is how solid friendships and serial killer streaks start.

As others have said, it depends on where in cali
And also depends on where you are from

>>35475305
I'm from Ireland. What impact would that have on my quality of life in the US?

>>35475317
If you make an effort, you will have an easy social life because Americans love foreigners. All Americans are so alike and uninteresting that whenever a foreigner comes they swarm to you, provided you're not *too* different.

Also ladies will melt at your accent.

t. Foreigner in california

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>mfw im from SoCal

The weed is great.

>>35475120
Not OP but I'm in NorCal and could use a friend... contact?

>>35475361
I've always been more of a cyborg than a full robot, so I suppose I could maintain a social life.

>>35475317
I'm not being helpful but why do you need to move are you a teen whose parents are forcing it or an adult whose job requires relocation?

>>35475471
You probably can. It's really not too hard

And then you realize how shitty and shallow people here are and it's back to preferring to be alone.

>>35475493
Adult. Job does not strictly require it but it would be a step up.

>>35475518
People are shitty most places in my experience. If I can enjoy a month or two of soicalising and then slip back into my old ways, I'll be content.

>>35474632

norcal and socal are very very different.

in socal everyone is extremely shallow and vain.
in norcal (in the bay area) everyone is up their own ass about their hyper liberalism 'I'm rich therefore poor people shouldn't exist and I'll spend your money to prove it' or just straight up socialist. Very politicized. The rural areas of norcal are nice.

I currently live in LA. If you are white you can find hispanic women to fuck. Its easy.

>>35475754
>If you are white you can find hispanic women to fuck. Its easy.

That sounds fucking amazing, honestly.

Although I think it's more likely I'll end up in the Bay Area.

>>35474632
getting laid is cali is pretty easy if you make good money, if not, it is tough

cost of living is pretty high in all of the coastal areas, so you have to be all about the money, even if you would rather not

with that said, if you make good money, cali is paradise