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>Talking about my bad eyesight with a girl >Say I once

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>Talking about my bad eyesight with a girl
>Say I once thought I saw double of her
>Her:"Liar! I'm just doubling in weight!"
>Me:"You're undergoing mitosis"
>Her: "All the time!"
>Me: "Only in the right places
>like your brain"
This is my first flirting attempt, how badly did I fuck up?

I'm nervous /r9k/
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>>35474426
that's cute fammm
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>>35474426

Just keep doing it until the autism goes away.
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>>35474426
Tell her you want to mieosis all over her cleavage furrow.
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>>35474483
This, OP, made me kek
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>>35474483

fucking christ, anon

10/10
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>>35474426
>like in your brain
Isn't the brain the only place where cells don't undergo mitosis?
Or are you implying she has brain cancer?
Either way, you should have said the right places were her secondary sex characteristics.
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>>35474769
Neurons don't but neuroblasts do undergo mitosis.

>you should have said the right places were her secondary sex characteristics.
I thought it was implied, which is why I sent the message in two texts, bait and switch effect or whatever. I did mess up didn't I? She's never going to talk to me again ;_;
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Opie, if it was me, I'd think it was super cute of you, and then I'd get massively insecure and wonder if I was smart enough to keep up with you.
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>>35475419
That's actually really nice to hear, barring the insecurity part. She's pretty smart herself so hopefully she doesn't feel that insecure.
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