>be me >be 24-year-old KHV >bought a house a few years

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>be me
>be 24-year-old KHV
>bought a house a few years back because "lol it'll help me get a gf"
>don't get a gf
>fuck this shit i'm moving back home with my parents
>pay a renting agency to get someone in my house and paying me rent
>nearly 2 years later
>get a call from the agency. They say some shit is fucked with one of the walls and they don't have the capabilities to get it fixed
>k whatever
>go to the place
>some Russian-sounding lady opens the door
>she's about 55 or so
>looks like pic related. not as good looking though
>tell her i'll get someone round to fix the wall
>head to the front door cus i wanna go home and play Fallout
>she asks if I want a drink
>"Errrr. sure?"
>she pours me some booze. i think it was coke and vodka or something
>she starts telling me about how she's really worried that I'm gonna get pissed off at her for complaining about the wall and kick her out
>tells me that she's scared that she is gonna be on the streets and have to give up her cat that means the world to her
>tell her I can't legally do that, anyway
>we start talking about other things. she keeps filling my glass. i aint gonna turn down free booze
>she starts touching me and shit. putting her hand on my leg and sitting closer to me
>wtf
>she rests her head on my shoulder and nothing happens for like five minutes
>im wondering wtf is going on
>she starts unzipping my jeans
>dick is diamonds
>she starts fucking me on the couch
>blow my load after a few minutes
>fall asleep
>wake up like 30 minutes later
>dick is all sticky
>she's asleep
>wake her up and tell her i need to go
>walk out and drive home

the fuck happened there, then? i feel like i was raped, not that i mind it