Can someone give a virgin tips on getting laid on tinder? What

>>35473186
mention something on their profile for starters...if theyre interested in something youre interested in as well bring that up. don't come up with dumb pickup lines like im sure 99% of the people here do

>>35473186
no chit chat. Don't ask how their day was and stupid shit like that. Make the conversation funny and kinda dirty. View it as a numbers game. Try different approaches, like tell some that seem slutty, say you're a innocent virgin. Some sluts will be so excited to take it, just be careful girls are fucked up in the head and some will try to ruin you. Aka fuck you and pretend they want bf/gf while they make demands from you, restrict sex, but they demand to hang out with their "guy friends" that they're really fucking.

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Is this bold, or autistic?

Please don't listen to any of this bullshit advice , you know exactly what you need to do anon ...

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Im thinking of giving tinder a try
what are some tips you guys can give me?


i really dont know what to put as bio, since girls actually read it

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>>35473446

Shut the fuck up

>Be yourself

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, females these days are so gassed up you can't be anything but what they expect from just looking at you.

>>35473186
if your only goal is to get laid, don't be ugly

nothing else matters

>>35473496
I am ugly, but the girls I'm matching with are mostly in my league

>>35473186
>Can someone give a virgin tips on getting laid on tinder?

Don't be black. If you can pass this difficult test, then you'll get pussy no problem.

>>35473648

but white girls love bbc anon

Are you hot?
If yes then do whatever you want and still get laid. It doesn't matter.

Are you anything below a 10?
If yes then don't fucking bother

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>>35473666


Not if there's a swarm of other bois to choose from

Indians have it worst

How do I take a good selfie?

>>35473666
>This is your brain on cuck

No they don't.

>>35473186
don't be ugly or a sperg

none of us qualifies for this

>>35473819
take one outside looking like you do interesting things, maybe make it look like someone else took it

take one with your pet

take one in good lighting and one in bad lighting

>>35473880
>one in bad lighting

For what purpose

>try out tinder
>only get matched with spam bots
>one time got matched with a girl who could not speak the english language

>finally get matched with a qt in my college

>she was only on tinder to find participants for her food and nutrition food trial

I think I might kill myself
I am so tired of being alone

>>35473897
sometimes you look better in bad lighting, pretend you're at a bar with dim light or something

>>35473880
>maybe make it look like someone else took it

How do I do this with a phone?

I'm a virgin, went on 1 sad tinder date. 3 from OKCupid, which seemed mostly better. Not sure which site is best for virgins to lose it.

>>35473996
ask a stranger to take your picture

>>35473446
This guy knows what he's doing

Use bumble
>infinite swipes
>you can see how many people have swiped right on you
>if you buy premium you can match them instantly without swiping
>girl has to initiate so you dont have to think of a good line

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Giving something new a shot

>>35474193
Madman
I usually just open with based Ted Kaczynski quotes
Doesnt work well surprisingly. Girls have no sense of humor

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>>35474082
A-Ask? A stranger?

give them the old questionnaire

Just a few questions to get us started on what could be a magical journey:
1. 3 favourite sex positions
2. Bra size
3. Rate yourself in bed from 1-10
4. Chance of me experiencing what you've just rated

>>35474164
I look like Chad and I barely get matches at all on bumble. Just fat girls who say "Hi"

I'm pretty sure users who reply more get placed higher in the queue and you know hot girls don't swipe deep. So I'm fucked. I hate talking to fatties.

>>35474318
Post your profile, I'll let you know if you have what it takes or not

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>>35474277
works flawlessly

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>>35474370
feel free to incorporate this technique in your methods lads

>>35474370
Are you like chad thundercock or something?

Tinder is for luciferian normies .
Nasty place very nasty

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>>35474409
not everyone fits the bill
>>35474416
no sir

Does anyone have tips on the bio?

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>>35474437
have tons of these saved I swear it works far too often to be true

>>35474193
Kek. You're doing the Frog God's work, anon

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>>35474479
this bitch hadn't got a chance due to the pathetic bra size but however I did get the nudes to laugh at

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>>35474499
very cute attempt from this one

>>35474538
Don't act like a cunt, my man. Don't lower yourself to the level of women

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>>35474479
Even when it doesn't work, it works

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>>35473186
Just have good profile pictures and follow rule 1. and 2.

Then it's just a numbers game

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>>35474555
fuck off sadcunt

>>35474613
Show an example of this NOT working

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>>35474618
any time they respond it works

>>35474586
post your profile pic

besides, being a Chad over text and being a Chad irl are not the same fucking thing

>>35474640
How attractive are you? I'm definitely not a Chad. I match with a lot of awkward Tumblr girls. I feel like that wouldn't go over well with my niche.

>>35474640
>>35474613
>>35474586
>>35474538
>>35474499
>>35474479
>>35474437
>>35474409
>>35474370
Pls man, I'm trying to be nice, but you need to get the fuck off this board

>>35474650
i've shagged so many slags off of tinder so it doesn't matter i'm beta as hell but they want cock.

>>35474676
its catfishing

he posts chad in his icon so that he can post it online and all these sluts start flocking to him cause they want chad cock

>>35473648
>tfw failed the test
You're painfully correct, I don't use it very often now but back when I first tried I could count total matches over the course of weeks on one hand.

>>35474676
look dude, these girls aren't nice girls.

they're fat, dumb, and ugly but they think they're entitled to Chad. These girls wouldn't even respond to an average looking guy.

just look at their fucking bra size. 34G? like come on you don't have 34G's unless your BMI is like 35.

>>35474766
At least you got matches, I wasn't even getting any from the ugliest of the black girls, let alone the qts with natural hair. They all want white wieners

>>35474774
>34G

Sounds like heaven

Learn a Latin language and meet exchange students. Latinas are horny AF and love guys of all races. Even Asian dudes.

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>>35474650
heres the picture I use

>>35474923
>sticking your dick in a spic
Most spics here are ugly (I live 10 minutes from IV). They look like mancubuses from Doom

>>35474956
Chad, why are you on this board again?

>>35474897
>Sounds like heaven

Sounds like a fat bitch.

anything bigger than C's are gross.

B's are perf.

>>35474714
This.

Unless you're a model, you ain't getting shit with questions like that. Girls get that sort of stuff litteraly dozens of time everyday.
The vast majority of girls I got with through tinder were girls that just downloaded the app, because after that, they get swarmed by messages and get bored, or only pick the very best.

>>35474956
you cover half your face my dude

need a better headshot as your main photo

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Thoughts on my bio?

I know it might be painfully bad but I'm not even on this for hookups , hopefully a nice girl will come along

Or maybe I shouldn't even bother on Tinder

Honestly you chads need to get the fuck off r9k, we get it can get girls......

>>35475099
Looks like a bio a girl might have. Stop pretending to be a woman.

>>35475121
> t. chad

This is ridiculous.

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>>35473186
why doesn't anyone ever post a full profile?

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>>35474987
i am an autistic loser and a manlet slob
>>35475007
clearly I dont need to do anything different

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>>35475099
>Pretty into politics
>Alt-right

>>35475121
Why can I ever go a day without seeing you post here , fuck off beaner chad

>>35475099
very feminine and screams desperate.

Chad doesn't need to type like that for attention. Why do you?

>>35475195
>i am an autistic loser and a manlet slob
>has a million matches
>fucked a ton of women

>have never even gotten a single match
i never even had the chance to fuck up
i dont even match with spam bots wtf

>>35475246
live with my parents never had a job have no friends
but at least I shag tarts off of tinder?

>>35475252
Just spoof to asia if you want an ego boost

>>35475273
Yes, if you have that level of sexual success, you are a Chad. Besides you look 8/10.

>>35475195
>UK
And to think I was almost jealous of you

>>35475099
>calling yourself alt-right
You fucking retard

>>35475195
>United Cuckdom
Fucking kek, how does it feel to live in the predecessor to an Orwellian nightmare? Literally the worst Western country in the world, I feel bad for you dude

>>35475369
>>35475437
worldst horniest slags live here so I cant complain

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>tfw im going after her friend next

>>35473398
Well it's definitely not bold

>>35475473
And you also are totally disarmed, have the government regulate every aspect of your life, and have CCTV cameras recording you on every street corner

If mindless sex helps get your mind off of the nightmarish dystopia you live in, then be my guest

>>35475099
.."alt-right?" You sure about including that?

>>35475099
Are you a girl or is this a joke? Dancing to grease?

>>35475557
this

if you put youre pro-trump or anything like that in your bio you can kiss your pussy goodbye

>>35475099
cringeworthy

all of these are really lame

>>35475141
>>35475226
Because I filled this bio out with honesty and some sort of humour

Again, I'm not on this for hookups, if I were I'd have up pictures of dogs and talk about how much I love The Office/Parks And Rec

I just try to be dissimilar from the average Chad

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Just made a profile, anyone have advice for which pics to use? (Pic related)

>>35475832
rotate 2
dont use 4 or 5

>>35473186
personally, I pick something in their profile and insult it. Not like hardcore, just like say it's crap. it starts an argument and we go from there.

>>35474593
which rules 1 and 2?

yo fuck this app. It won't send me a verification sms, every time i request one it says there was an error. I've tried it on 2 difference devices with 2 different phone numbers. I've made like 5 facebook and email accounts now, this shit is getting OLD. how do i fix this GAY ASS APP

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It's so easy for everyone else, why was I born if all I could do was observe?

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>>35473490
this desu
everyone is already being themselves and look how that shit's working out

>>35473186
just ask for her number and whether she wanst to meet up.
That's the easy part actually. In my experience, getting the whore to respond in the first place is way harder.

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I matched a tinder dev

>>35476008
>>35475912
ask her how to fix this problem ty

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>>35475099
>very down to Mars guy
WEW
E
W

LAD
A
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>>35475854
Thanks anon, any advice for my bio? Trying not.to look like a total sperg here.
bio:


*ironic statement here*

Just another dumbass.
I like books, music and waffles, especially waffles.

Oh, I'm from Los Angeles.

R.I.P my glorious hair...

>>35475912
Your Facebook account must have at least 50 friends or else you will keep getting this error

>>35476029
I couldnt register on a number because i got banned

Like do you get the message that it sent you an SMS or just wont let you past the number area?

is it better to have more pics or less?

>>35476076
False. My account has 0 friends

>>35476076
really? Is there a way to get 50 friends easily?

>>35476084
I get two different errors, the first is that it takes me to the screen where I enter the sms code they send, but they never send the sms to me.

The second error is that when I try again I get an error and can't even get to the sms code screen and it just says there was an error sending the sms.

>>35475738
>searching for a LTR on Tinder
how stupid are you?

>>35476111
>>35476076

Mine has 3, i don't get the error either

>>35476057
Get rid of the lolsorandumb commet

>>35476145
>>35476111
tfw tinder is actually cucking me

>>35476115
are you sending the sms to a real number? ive never had a problem receiving sms but ive got the second error

>>35476174
Yeah I'm sending it a real number, my number. I also tried it on another cell phone and it still didn't work. The last time I tried it was on my old cellphone a few months ago.

>>35476151
Now that you say it i see it. Ty. First two lines are donzo.

>>35476076
>>35476115

Can you guys help me test this theory? Do you guys mind adding my fake facebook account as a friend?

>>35476115

Tinder uses some third party system to look at the "reputation" of phone numbers. In this system, things like Google numbers have a low reputation so Tinder blocks them. So, somehow your number got on the list or your provider.

I know this because I made a ChadBot to harass women on Tinder. It'd proposition them for sex pretty quickly and would come up with horrible things to say if it thought you said no. So, I got banned.

>>35476619
really? I'm with Virgin mobile in Canada. The fucking irony doesn't escape me that VIRGIN mobile is cucking me from tinder.

>>35476676
the lulz are real xD

At Uni but rarely get any matches

Once got a good one but fucked up by being a total autist

I don't really have much self confidence

>>35477005
Fake it until you make it anon, if you can that is.Otherwise cocaine...

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just bee yourselfs guys its that easy

>grill bio says she's not into hookups
>tell her i want a hookup
>she asks how big my dick is
>she give me her number
>text her my dick pic
>she unmatches me and doesnt respond

what does she mean by this?

>>35477183
well, do you have a > average cock?
either she didnt like what she saw or shes trolling you.

>>35477183
probably wasnt even her number lad

>>35477219
its average 6"

and i bought a bed today so we could mate

>>35477266
Fuck man, sucks... eh, on to the next bitch then?

>>35475542
Dude why are you so fucking angry hahaha

>>35475542
>>35477334
As an american the UKs surveillance state makes me very angry. Our brothers should not have to deal with that shit.

hes venting out of love.

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>>35477302
question, so my dick pic was partially sheathed when erect. should i peel it back to expose glands or is what i did fine?

>>35477382
maybe she didnt wanna see your fucking cock lad. women dont like seeing them unless you're 10 inches. she wants it in her pussy not on her cell phone.

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OP if you're hot you wont have any problems. See pic related for more info

>>35477382
i prefer it unsheathed personally. Think it looks better. Really up to personal tastes tho.

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Bitches love whipcream. We already made plans to meet up tomorrow for some kinky shit.

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>>35477464
>What are you doing tonight?
>Jerking off to your pics

>>35477470
whip cream is kinky? wtf...

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This girl is a 2nd grade school teacher.

Gonna get some nudes later

>>35477937
Man, she is sucking in that gut so fucking much. Shes still hot as fuck though

>>35477937
post them here lad, those milkers look massive

>>35476676

Yup. Tried to remake one with my phone, no go. Tried some free SMS services on the net, no go. Now just need 50 dummy Facebook accounts to all friend each other...

>>35478096
is this really the only solution? update here if it works

>>35478127

Well this sorta stuff takes a while. I'm a pen tester in real life, so it's kinda what I do.

Also, system is called TeleSign if you want to read about it.

>>35478220
coo'

ball point or?

>>35478243
Har har originalllli

>>35475099
everything is bad, what the fuck, how can you be so retarded as to write that "clever" shit.

>Making a tinder to fuck with roasties

tinder is not designed for virgins. I have looks and game but no experience. also retarded sluts are stupid

>>35479550
would have thought the retarded ones were special. ;)

>347 matches and that's not including the unmatches
>with unmatches probably adds up to around 370
>have matched with at least one girl of every race
>only gone on 3 dates and still a virgin

How autistic am I?

>>35479550
>tinder is not designed for virgins.

You're right - it's designed for the average.

Attractive girls get so many matches and messages they chances of matching them is extremely tiny. Same with attractive guys. These sites favor users who send out lots of messages and get lots of matches, sending them to the top of the queue.

I have over 500 matches and I don't think a single one is a 7+.

Mostly 3's, 4's, 5's, maybe a couple 6's.

Tinder is for the fat, dumb, and ugly. Basically average people.

>>35478096

So that's why it didn't work?

>>35475099
the phineas and ferb line is the only good one
the mean girls thing will work if you're trying to match with annoying hoes

>>35479741
you realize that attractive girls on tinder are massive dirty sluts

i wouldnt even call them attractive girls

they are just hot sluts and their life is basically over

once a girl takes that many dicks that shes on tinder looking for even more dicks

its a wrap her life is over no one wants her for anything serious

>>35479941
>attractive girl who has taken many dicks
>her life is over

you do know the uggos and fatties take lots of dicks too right?

>>35480063
im just saying there is nothing on tinder that is meaningful

fucking a hot slut or an ugly slut is all the same

you are not gonna see them again

they are both trash

tinder is for pump and dump

sorry but you gotta enter the real world to find wholesome qts because normal girls are not taking dick every minute by randos

>>35480131
>wholesome qts because normal girls are not taking dick every minute by randos

I mean...there's not really any difference between a normal average girl and a girl who uses tinder.

Finding a virgin cutie IRL is about the same chance of finding one on tinder.

>>35473186
The only time I've fucked someone from tinder, I opened with "Hey, how are you?"

It's really just a luck of the draw. Good luck