What do you think about converting to Islam, robots? Will I find

>>35470126
would you count becoming a slave to an abstract perfect being? (so perfect that it needs your prayers 5 times a day)

If you are Europian why don't you just convert to Pagan religion?

>>35470199
Good idea. Have you?

>>35470126
If you consider eliminating all the cardinal pleasures of life (sex,masturbation,alcohol,drugs,gluttony), dedicating your life to the babblings of a hairy arab pedo and spending hours every day with your face down and arse up a good idea, GO FOR IT DESU

>>35470234
Do modern muslims really do it?

>>35470218
Yes. I live in a slavic country, but I converted to Odinism (since my ancestors were mostly germans and I was already into their mythology before soo it felt better) soo I can't meet a lot of ppl praising same gods I do, but still one of the best decisions of my life. Esspecially considering it gives you motivation to be a better person. Honestly every Pagan religion is kewl. Romans and Greeks havetheir Pantheons, Slavs have Rod, lot of ppl from France believe in power of nature (Druidism). Just pick one of them and live by their rules. 10/10 would do it again

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Of course brother,you are on the right path.

>>35470126
Just remember you're following the teachings of a chad who had a harem of wives, plus a sex slave, and a loli even.

Don't betray your fellow robots.

>>35470341
Well, all of the European Pagan gods and goddesses are the same, but with different names. I'm a follower of European Paganism as well. It really does help you live a better life.

Y'all are a bunch of weirdos go outside and catch some rays...ps,
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>>35470496
For example: Thor=Jupiter. Both are gods of gravity. Thor made the rain fall down, which requires gravity. The planet Jupiter's gravitational pull protects us from ice giants (i.e. Asteroids). Jupiter is a reddish planet, Thor is described as having a red beard.

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>>35470520
>Anyone who has posted on here has declared they are not a robot via reCAPTCHA

>>35470496
>>35470556
>all pagan gods and goddesses are the same
Varg tier delusion

>>35470591
I didn't say all Pagan gods are the same, dipshit. I said all European Pagan gods and goddesses are the same.

>>35470341
you literally sound like a larper.

>>35470305
The ones i know and have come across stick to most of the teachings, bar one or two, like jacking off. They usually have a really annoying complex about not indulging in that stuff kinda like straight-edge fags but with beards instead

>>35470611
t. Christcuck

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>>35470591
Maybe if you would

>stop watching porn

You'd see the truth, anon.

>>35470627
t. faggot running around in a travelling cloak and stockings held up by a belt made of rope.

Islam is the religion of mud people. So if you want to associate with that then knock yourself out

>>35470652
You're funny. I wear modern clothes.

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no, i dont think religion will help.

>>35470126
Fuck no man.
I was born in a muslim family and being a muslim is one of the best way to become a loser in the west.
Everyday I thank the universe for getting me away from this shit.

You can't fuck before marriage.
This is basically a sausage party ( man and woman separated in pretty much everything )
No pork or alcohol
Pray 5 times a day
Eat with the right hand
And the list goes on and on and on and on....

This religion is basically a encyclopledia of shitty rules and muslim basically take pride in being in the "hardest" religion.

I could go all day on why this is a bad idea but just take my word as a former muslim please

>>35470911
> You can't fuck before marriage.
> This is basically a sausage party ( man and woman separated in pretty much everything )
This is essentially the think I love the most.

>>35470961
But you can already do that without a religion.
And trust me except if you are from a religious family with connections you won't have a brown virgin qt as a wife.
Most """muslim"""" girls are just like normal girls now, on one hnd you have you father telling you you must be modest, stay at home, pray SILENTLY ( Because thats a thing women can't pray out loud I'm not fucking with you ) or you hang out with your friends who tell you that you are beautiful and give you attention.

>>35471131
> But you can already do that without a religion.
I want to find a somewhat consistent philosophy which don't shame me for it.

I once thought about becoming shia muslim because I liked Hussain's story and Hezbollah war songs, but the problem with me is I don't believe there's actually any god or Allah so I refused that idea.
Hezbollah nashids are still cool though.

>>35471243
you know about the story of Hassan and Hussein and Ali? didn't know robots would actually look into it and feel our pain anon.

if you know the story of the shia why aren't you one of us bro? come join, lets hook up (as friends) i know alot of great persian places to eat in england.

>>35470199

Because they've been dead for over a thousand years. The shit people do today is just a weird hodgepodge of freemasonry, western esotericism, and new age fluff, with names from myth.

It's simply not real. It's not the religion of the soil. It's dead, and people who think they can bring it back are lying to themselves.

Very few people in the west today are in a position to know what it means to be a pagan and they're mostly philologists.

The biggest fuckup with most neopagans is that they completely ignore the massive canon of greco-roman pagan poetry because Greeks and Romans and marble don't seem as cool as the vikings.

The kekkiest ones of all are the wiccans who reject the Romans for being patriarchal. As if the Celts and Germans weren't patriarchal!

>>35470126
do it anon, i'll take you under my wing brother, we can smoke shisha, eat at different restaurants, go see movies and chill with the boys at mosque (no grils alloed lol)

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>>35470126
muslim societies as the most robot thing in the world minus the comfy.
litterally all chads are looked down upon.
all stacies are whores.
having a gf destroys you social life. being a robot makes you more trusted.

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>>35470305
yes i do it. faithless cunt.

muslim anon here, ask me anything

>>35471561
Do you drink?
Why do you need to pray?
What's wrong with pork?

>>35470126
If you are really stupid and really easily influenced, it might be a good choice, otherwise no. If you're not dumb enough you won't be able to really convince yourself to believe blatant bullshit and if you're not easy to influence, you won't be able to collect enough dedication to follow all the rules of the faith. Christianity only requires you to be dumb enough, since the rules are becoming pretty lax nowadays.

>>35470234
Kek christians acknowledge gluttony, masturbation and even sex as sinful. For a long time alcohol fell into that category for more devout christians. Drinking in excess is degenerate.

>>35471677
Le tip of le hat

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Don't be a cuck. Convert to Nazism instead.

>>35471872
I am slav, I should probably kill myself the next second after I convert.

>>35471608
>do i drink ?
no, but there are many beer bottles thrown outside. and there is a bar (a carage with beer) and its a taboo, and the one who sell alcohol here is nicknamed "pinoccio".
>why do we pray
because its the most important pillars of islam. if you dont pray and die a muslim you will be tortured. plus praying is for worshiping god. and it keeps me from sins and filth. btw most teens dont pray, and people in thier 20s are half half. abd people older do pray full time.
bonus: sex and masturbation keeps you from praying until you take a shower.
>whats wrong with pork.
its haram. forbidden
its a nasty animal that eats poo. it disgust me. and better left in wilderness. i hear it tastes good. but its haram. no probleme,no effect on our lives. there is the yearly bbq "eid el adha" thats a nice thing. you cant have vegitarians when every kid sees his dad cutting a throat of a sheep and turn it into a bbq.

>>35471898
Where do you live?
What a hell why it is not original, I tried like 4 versions.

>>35471993
in a coastal city near to ibiza. not spain.

>>35472008
Everything neat Ibiza is Spain, lol.

>>35472059
hhhh, Algeria. to save you time.

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Become a Christian.
>More socially-acceptable in the West
>Cozy church music, esp on Christmas
>You can drink and eat whatever you want(in moderation). Christ said that what comes out of a man's mouth is more important than what goes in it
>Calvinists won't come kill you for being Orthodox or w/e. Look at how Ismailis, Sufis, etc are treated.

there is nothing more pathetic in the world than a white convert to Islam. You are literally lower than pondscum.

I'm sorry that you were a failure in the civilized world but that doesn't mean you should run off to some shitskin barbaric ideology

>>35472111
ignorant. whites are free to worship anything they belive. in fact when whites worship a religion they make it ten times look better.

>>35471898
>its a nasty animal that eats poo.
Pigs are actually pretty clean as far as animals go.

Also do Muslims believe there's such a thing as an inherently "bad" animal?

>>35470305

Most don't. It's apparent that it's just a means of cultural control because of the double standards. The guys generally do what they want but girls are expected to follow all the rules. A guy who drinks and rarely prays will go full durka durka on you if you're with one of their women, for instance.

The Shias I've met were a lot more chill. My friend is a Cali Persian and she drinks and wears what she wants but fasts for Ramadan. Kinda like the equivalent of the Christmas/Easter Christians I guess.

>>35472109
Being Christian in the 21st is just atheism-lite.

It is the most casual religion ever invented.

>>35472188

>Also do Muslims believe there's such a thing as an inherently "bad" animal

Yep. In Middle Eastern countries people go around killing dogs for fun because they're impure or some bullshit.

Recently saw some stupid hijabi quaking in terror at a bus stop because a friendly Irish Setter sniffed her. Jesus Christ, you really think the most powerful being in the universe gives a shit what kind of animals you're around? Why would he create them and let your ancestors domesticate them if they're so awful?

>>35472238
no, chinks do that. i owned more dogs then you.
>>35472188
i didnt know pigs are clean. whatever they are forbidden.

>>35472109
But they worship Jews.

>>35472238
ask god. btw i trust him.

>>35472298

Modern Western/Israeli Jews aren't true Jews.

I would argue that the some of the pagan influences(Saint Bridget, Christmas in December) have made Christianity a very Western faith.

And sorry, Paganism is never going to come back. Monotheistic religions are more organized and offer more in terms of an afterlife.

>>35472382
>Modern Western/Israeli Jews aren't true Jews.
Explain
>I would argue that the some of the pagan influences(Saint Bridget, Christmas in December) have made Christianity a very Western faith.
Wouldn't you also have to acknowledge that this is a bad thing?
> Monotheistic religions are more organized and offer more in terms of an afterlife.
Strictly speaking you can't "offer" anything in terms of an afterlife. You can only say what is or isn't the truth. According to Christianity or neo-paganism you are going to get such an afterlife regardless of whether or not you acknowledge it.

>>35472238
>Recently saw some stupid hijabi quaking in terror at a bus stop because a friendly Irish Setter sniffed her.

this kind of stuff happens all the time with me and my dog.

>my dog's friendly
>but the trash-bag is still scared af
>standing off to the side, maybe shooting me a dirty look it's hard to tell)
>makes me hate trash-bags desu

>>35472096
How is life in Algeria in general?