How to get women
>Be attractive
>be tall
How to have lasting friends
>Be attractive
>Be tall
I finally figured it out.
>>35469794
How to get women
>Be confident
>Be average/above average looking
>Don't be fat
>Don't dress like an autist
Pretty hard to do when you constantly feel inadequate.
>>35469794
>i'm tall but not attracctive
>got gf but no friends
I guess it checks out.
>>35469794
Lel. Looks and shit dont matter if you are a turbo autist.
t. Fag who gets hit on and girls bail out half a minute later when they realise im boring af
>>35469794
> 7/10 face
> 6'7 / 200 cm tall
> 120 kg / 250 pounds or so
never had a girlfriend and i'm 18 years old
>>35469840
FUCK forgot to quit the trip
>>35469851
>18 y/o
are you literally retarded? Come back when you are over 23 and if still virgin you can call urself a robot.
I swear /r9k/ has become a board for normies and teens.
I'm tall and pretty good looking but I'm a social autist and girls pick up on it immediately.
You need confidence in life. You can be a short ugly troll but if you're confident you will get women. I am not confident.
>>35469848
I know this feel.
I can make out with girls easily but only if I make a move fast enough. If I talk for longer than 5 minutes they always realize how much of a sperg I am.
>>35469863
I turned 18 2 days ago :^)
>>35469851
The infamous lanklet loser
>>35469794
Your missing confidence
>>35469891
Know your fucking place, we won't tell you twice.
>>35469816
And you can do just fine with any 3 items from your list of four.
>>35469851
>6'7
too tall amigo, not proportional.
6'4 here, it really doesn't help all that much, especially if you're lanky (aka me)
>>35469910
> does virgin mean exclusively female?
o-one out of six
>>35469910
t. salty lanklet.
>>35469794
>>How to have lasting friends
>>Be attractive
>>Be tall
Yeah but no, friends don't really give a shit how their friends look, at least not to the extent people care about how their partners look.
>>35469816
>>>Don't dress like an autist
How's this?
>Black hiking shoes
>Plain black t-shirts
>Dark blue jeans
I don't really wear anything else besides other dark monocolor t-shirts.
I'm not attractive or tall and still have a gf and friends. It's almost as if OP is a bitter kissless virgin who doesn't know what girls like.
>>35469816
This is far more accurate than OP's post. Explains all the tall virgins on /r9k/.
>be attractive manlet
>have fucked more girls than 99.9% of /r9k/ ever will
>>35470600
Dressing like an autist means:
>Wearing trench coats
>Wearing combat boots
>Wearing black cargo pants
>Wearing thin framed glasses (when they don't suit you)
>having extremely long hair (Lets be honest, it only looks good on 1/100 men)
>>35471009
Keep coping m8. If that girl finds a good upgrade, she'll be gone quicker than my morning deuce.
>>35469988
i've had everything except confidence for a long time (working on it now) and i'm still fucked
you have to have confidence, the other 3 will not help you
>>35471082
Wishful thinking from a bitter lanklet virgin right there.
>>35471127
How come all lanklets have a superiority complex?
Not all women are shallow. Also, why would your friends care if you're ugly or short? You definitely don't need to be attractive to have good friends. Attractiveness only matters in sexual and romantic relationships.
>>35471156
It's the only thing I have.
>I'm a high school dropout NEET sperglord virgin but I'm 6'3" so that means I can get any girl I want and steal the gfs of manlets!