> be me
>medieval doctor
>the gold coins are flowing
>some annoying templars approach
>tell them do bother someone else
>they draw their swords
>point at a random woman and yell "WITCH!"
>they drag her off
>FeelsGood.oiloncanvas
go to a plague house
>time to be a doctor
>get some herbs from my pocket
>gring them and give it to the ill people
>tell them it needs to be inserted in all body openings to work
>ALL OPENINGS
>the idiots believe it
>see them shoving dandelion leaves up their ass
>ImDyingFromLaughter.wallpainting
>they say it burns
>"it burns because it works"
>I am a doctor
>I. AM. A. DOCTOR.
>>35469776
Kek'd. Could use some more of these because feeling kinda shitty
>>35469875
greentext stories have become pretty rare
>FeelsBad.jpg
>>35469776
>.oiloncanvas
>.wallpainting
Kek
High quality post, OP. I laughed.