Have you had the >parents think you're gay because never

Yes

"Have you ever kissed another boy"

Fuck you too dad

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>>35468260
>tfw dad found the gay chat logs

>>35468260
no. because at first grade i sexually assulted a girl i had a crush on.
and spoke about my love for her to my mom. untill 6th grade when she left th city.
so they think i am too straight for this world. aka autistic.

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>>35468260
>"you know, we really don't mind if you're gay"
>"we'll always love and accept you no matter what"

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Yeah, and I'm pretty sure they didn't believe me when I said I'm straight.

Now that I'm older I'm more open with my parents about being bad with girls so now I think they believe me.

I just had a conversation the other day with my dad about being /foreveralone/. Whenever they ask shit about my personal life I just tell them at this point, don't really care.

>"its okay if your gay anon"
REEEEEEEEEEEE FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT GAY THEY ARE GIRLS (MALE) NOT GUYS (MALE) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35468370
>tfw the day I dropped out of college my parents thought I was gay because I've never had a gf

>>35468260
Luckily not because my mother is a single mother who doesn't know shit about how to raise a male child and make sure he becomes a man.
My father would have probably gave me that talk if he didn't piss off when I was still a little kid.

>>35468260
Mom told me I could tell her if i was gay, even though shes caught me watching straight porn

Grandad randomly talked about gay people amd said outloud "i dont have a problem with gay people, just keep it to yourself is all"

Im actually super attracted to women and masturbate on them in public, but they will never know

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I've had this talk a few times with my mom, and once with my grandma who also asked.

Last week she asked me if there are any nice girls at school with a sympathetic look on her face. I'm 24 now.

Something about being gay and coming put to family comes on, dad turns to me and says "y know anon we'd love you matter what." Part of the pitfalls of being a socially isolated failed normie in a small town.

>>35468260
My mother has asked me a few times if I am gay but that's it.

Yeah.

I denied it but I actually am bicurious, I just don't think I will ever do it because I only like those rare cute guys.

No I act like /pol/ incarnate and have also said some /r9k/ tier things to them so I think they just assume I'm a virgin weirdo

yes
i just broke down and admitted i liked boys and it felt really awkward

>>35469486
be my bf pIs
OrlG

>>35468260
I dont think my parents dare to ask me that. I turned 5'4 because of bad luck with the genes, my brother is at least 5'9. If they dare to ask me that I will reply "Oh sry but unfortunately i cant change my height because thats all genes and girls dont like manlets"
Just focus on getting god tier shape and a good career and hopefully this girlfriend problem will solve itself along the way and if not fuck it, there are many ways to have a nice life even without a partner

I don't get this, if you spend a lot of time with one particular guy, then they can think you're a fag. But why would they think you're gay if you don't have a gf. Sure you're a beta cuck, but not gay.

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Last year my mom came into my room one day and said she wanted to ask me a serious question. Just thinking about that conversation makes me feel like throwing up.

>>35469500
im ugly but ok

>told mom years ago I liked a guy at school aesthetically
>years later
>conversation about some relative or something
>"poor guy was gay too, haha"
>"y-you're not gay, right Anon?"
>say no
>actually quite confused

Let's put it this way, I would neve ever do anal. Fuck or be fucked. I find it beyond disgusting. But if it was a guy that wanted me and he was kinda cute, at this point I would say yes, just so I'm not alone. We could suck each other's cock or jerk off together. I don't know what that makes me, aside from desperate.

>>35469552
It's ok anon, I'm full on gay and the idea of butt stuff fucking disgusts me too even though it probably feels good. I don't think it's weird to think like that or anything.

>Tfw my mother actually thinks I'm a straight up player
>Tfw friends have suggested that I'm gay or asexual
>In reality I just happen to extremely rarely find anyone attractive enough to even consider that it might be worth the effort to get in there.
Luckily even complete strangers tend to put enormous amounts of trust in me so clearing up the situation was as easy as stating "If I were gay you would'nt have to ask to know"
Normie-tier shit I know, but I just woke up and am far too tired to care

>lie to my dad about fucking a girl
>tear my bedsheets a little and masturbate inside a condom and leave it hanging over the trashbin in my room
>"who's the lucky guy anon? Heh."

IT'S LIKE I CAN'T ESCAPE THE GAY JOKES

They actually asked me twice just to make sure.

>>35468362
Dude I was in the same position yet they still, think I'm homo.

I was caught making out with girls in grade school and even got caught having sex in like 2nd grade. Yet they still think I'm gay for not having a gf.

>>35469656
>caught having sex in the 2nd grade

Ghetto Atlantafag detected

>>35469670
I was actually living in Japan at the time. Had a sleepover with my moms friend's daughter. We slept in the living room. We ended up having sex and my mom caught us. Had a huge lecture about being too young for this stuff. Everytike we met again we would either kiss or fondle each other so our parents separated each other.

>>35469591
>tear my bedsheets
lolwut

>>35469506
Greentexxt?

no my parents know i have social anxiety and don't go out so why would they expect a gf

they just accept me for how i am and i dont give if fuck if they think i should have a gf anyway

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>>35468260
>tfw you actually are gay but will never tell them

>>35468260
With my dad's wife.

>lose a lot of weight
>she says all i need now is a gf
>jokingly gives me a deadline
>keeps poking me about it
>tell her to stop pushing me
>"would you rather have a bf?"
>NO
>"well you're not going to become a monk"
>BITCH, I MIGHT AS WELL

>"It's okay if you are little bit different"
>"we don't mind the way that you are"
I remember this one time my mother bought a half naked portrait of Angelina jolie to "ungay" me or some shit.
When I think about it I spent my teenage years inside my room on the pc and only had one gf because after her my interest in girls disappeared .
(I am now sexually attracted to walls)

Yeah but I was like 17 or 18 so I just got mad at them and told them to stfu.

They've always known I'm not gay tho. I'm always whining about tfw no gf.

Both parents have asked me if I like girls.

My mom probably knows I'm not gay since she met my oneitis

My dad is probably questioning my sexuality

As long as they aren't hooking me up with men idc what they think

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>>35468260
H-how do you know if you're repressed homosexual or straight guy?

>>35470688
Imagine yourself getting married and having a kid with a qt.
Now imagine yourself getting married and adopting a kid with a dude
which one do you enjoy more and which is more natural to imagine?

>>35470708
Both seems distant because i dont want to have kids. However i'm very anxious and afraid of girls. If i'd be gay i couldnt care less being around girls.

>>35470743
>anxious and afraid of girls
I think you're straight

>>35469338
That's got to hurt, Anon.

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>>35468260
> mom finds big jug nudie mags under my bed.
> dad says "well at least I know you're straight son"
> mfw when I came out of the closet a year later

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>never told anyone i'm a fag
>always pretended to be straight
>parents wouldn't even care if i told them
>don't want anyone to know since i'd be associated with disgusting gay pride fag culture which i hate

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>>35470979
>friend wouldn't jokingly kiss my neck or whip their dicks out around me
They're all ugly and dating roasties, I don't want them to think I'm into them or find any of that shit erotic.
I just like twinks.

>>35470933
Then why did you have the magazines? Did you just turn gay in a year?

>>35468260
not a single family member asked me about girls, they know i'm autistic manlet who can't even speak to people at all

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>tell parents I'm bi
>they say there's no such thing
>now they just think I'm gay

>>35470812
>I think you're straight
Might be i'm just bi-curious (prison gay) because i wouldnt imagine myself being in relationship with other man.

>it's okay if you want to bring over a girl some time. or a boy, of course. i don't mind.

Thanks mom. You didn't need to say it twice more that year.

Yes
>"I'm sure we will like your boyfriend when you bring him home someday"