ITT ghost of christmas yet to come >30 + khv >300-350

almost forgot

>making threads nobody responds to

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>>35468024
i fucking hate all of you, i come up with an original concept and you faggots are out in spam / unoriginal filth.

>>35468024
all you faggots do is complain about how this board has gone to shit, and your the reason

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>>35468024
out of spite im not gonna let this fucking thread archive

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i know you can see my fucking thread,

what fucking future will the ghost of Christmas yet to come show you?

DeleEeEeEte this threaAaAad anon.
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That's weird, I swear I replied to this thread on my desktop like 30 mins ago, now i,m on mobile and Ican,t see the reply. Anyway.

>saving enough neetbux to take a trip to Switzerland to get legally euthanized

That's the most robot thing i've ever heard. How much is it?

>>35468024
YOU SOUND PERFECTTTTTTTT FOR ME!!!!!!!! PLEASE BE IN CHICAGO PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>35468024
>homeless in mountains
>probably just dead
The concept of your thread isn't as obvious as you think it is.

>>35468024
>ghost shows me the vision of my future

>everything is black
>I look around and can't see anything
>ask the ghost why I can't see anything
>can't hear my voice come out
>realise I can't feel anything
>i'm fucking dead
>the ghost leaves me like this for 4 hours
>suddenly hear the ghost's voice ringing through my head
>"whoops, sorry about that. couldn't find you"
>it switches on the light
>there are lights and machines all around me
>ghost goes to a computer and starts doing something
>"I'll just reboot your firmware. I forgot you wouldn't know how to do it yourself."
>can suddenly feel all my limbs again
>walk forwards and look in the mirror
>all my limbs are mechanical, I'm a heavily augmented cyborg, a la Jensen
>"You get so depressed that you try to kill yourself, fail and are rebuilt as an amazing augmented human.
>"This is the horrible fate awaiting you if you don't sort yourself out."
Oh no.

>ghost floats me up to a crack in a covered up window
>there's a man in there fapping to disgusting trap port
>the porn isn't even Christmas porn
>load gets blown all over the floor but future me doesn't care

>>35469282
>tfw you fuck it up, like everything else, by forgetting you're supposed to see a vision of yourself and not actually be the future version of yourself
Whoops. One more for my list.

i love you op
stay strong

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>>35468024
>saving enough neetbux to take a trip to Switzerland to get legally euthanized
All they do is give you 10-15 grams of Pentobarbital to drink, and guide you psychologically. You can import Pentobarbital from China or South America, where it's legally available at veterenary supply stores.
A full dose of Pentobarbital is maybe $200 - $300.

The other reliable and painless option is inhaling inert gases, Nitrogen or Helium.

Helium can be done with a simple plastic hood.
Nitrogen requires a breathing apparatus such as a diver's mask.

Basically just "pick up diving". Get comfortable with the gear, and hook it up to a bottle of pure nitrogen. Nobody will suspect a thing. It's painless and you leave a clean corpse, no blood or gore. In fact, death by hypoxia induces euphoria. You basically die happy with rosy cheeks.

I suggest you read the book "Peaceful Pill".
No-nonsense scientific exploration of suicide.

Here:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/3gp9kisb0zwucrq/Peaceful+Pill+E-handbook+-+Part+1.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/blspfzszd99c7hv/Peaceful_Pill_E-handbook_-_Part_2.pdf

This e-book contains a list of reputable Chinese labs that will ship pure Pentobarbital for research purposes.

>>35469493
P.S. please spread this e-book.
Everyone has the right to die reliably and without pain.

P.P.S. If you have leftover savings just before you die, considering donating to Exit International or other euthanasia groups, who fight for the freedom to choose your own death.

It's an injustice that society and lawmakers try to suppress it.

Politely saging.

>>35469493
>bluepill
>redpill
>peacepill
Is this the natural progression?