>brushing my teeth before bed
>practice gf walks in
>she sits on the toilet and starts shitting incredibly loud explosive diarrhea
>>35467436
This is why they're the practice gf. Assuming you aren't married or have been dating for years that shit makes no sense to me
>>35467436
sounds like she's making a good case for upgrading from practice gf to a genuine keeper
you should have knelt at her feet and licked her toes while she relieved herself
>>35467436
pepe needs to throw that banana away, it's rotten.
>>35467436
>gf
get the fuck out normie
original
>brushing teeth
>gf
I'm literally reeing right now