ITT:Autistic things you did >Be me >Be In Junior High

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>>35466287
weaponize thy autism, brother

>>35466287
BUMP THIS THREAD INTO TOMMOROW

>>35466287

I can't believe this shit actually worked desu

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>piss in hole of wall in my bedroom till it smells like shit

>>35468180
You know somethings is worng when piss stars to smell like shit

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>>35466287
Holy fuck anon that's awesome. Fuck chads!

I'll try to take a shot at this storytelling thing:
>be me, sophomore in high school
>be bored, go on omegle
>try to look "cute." Alter the light in the room.
>try to look at chaddy as possible
>canadian grill shows up
>we start talking, joking around
>says im cute
>i return the favor
>endless videochat flirting
>i get her number
>rack hundreds of dollars in international texting fees
>dad complains
>tell him I have a "friend" in canada I met at a summer program
>skype this grill and talk to her every day
>tell her I love her
>we do the cute cringy shit like fall asleep to each other on video chat
>she calls me "babe" and all that shit
>eventually comes to tell me if i ever met her IRL she would fuck my brains out
>we have weird cringy phone sex once
>come to learn she has a boyfriend and is cheating on him
>what the actual fuck
>one day she tells me her boyfriend foudn out about me and wants to talk to me
>claims she told him "he's just a buddy"
>talk to him and pose as a buddy
>he buys it... wtf
>days go on

>one day I skype her and things are going normal
>throwing fucking cringy flirtatious shit at each other
>all of a sudden she starts pulling at her hair, like she's trying to get something out
>"y-you got something in your hair?"
>she goes "yeah, it's my boyfriend's cum lol"
>realize right there and then how fucking pathetic I am
>it takes me a month but I finally blocked her on everything
>once got a message from her asking "if I was mad at her"

At least I got n00dz. I deleted them because it reminded me how much of a cringy shit I was, and that I did it all because I was lonely.

Still am.