>parents are poor >too poor for food >too poor for gifts

get a job retard
wtf

>>35465370
He worked like a good drone for that money, so he owes you none of it.

That being said, not helping his spawn get ahead in life makes him a failure, just like you.

>>35465387
How I have no car

>>35465447
here, tell him this word for word

>father, i request that you allow me the chance to prove my worth as your heir and give me direction by means of a job or other form of exhibiting hard work, perseverence and dedication

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>parents are poor
>not too poor for food, tons of food, too much food
>not too poor for gifts, mom always says "we can't get too much this year", always gets a ton of crap anyway
>Dad buys new Camaro, then another new Camaro when that one starts to wear out
>Both parents buy cartons for years before they both quit smoking
>Give me their old blazer as first car, then buy me a used saturn "for school" when I move away to the college they pay for, until someone crashes into it parked outside the apartment they pay for, so they buy me another (cheap used salvage title) car, until I crash hydroplane that one into another car, so they buy me another (cheap used salvage title) car
>graduate college and get shitty food service jobs and they still pay my rent
>been unemployed for 2 years and they pay my rent and all my bills
>still go home every holiday and we always have tons of food and presents
>come visit me and take me out to restaurants and buy me more stuff even though Im a 35 year old loser

Am I a dickhead?

>>35465552
no, youre just weak and theyre just dumb