>mother is saying I look "too still" >she is

>>35464013
I once worked on a project as young man where the woman in charge told one of the lesser supervisors to keep an eye on me because I looked asleep at a meeting. I was wide awake.

Oh and please help out your mother, Be a decent son.

Oh and stop identifying with that frog deity. It's not healthy.

>>35464150
I really don't get it. It's like the normies think that, just because they can't control their bodies, nobody can. Would I like to jabber my legs about like a dancing fool? Of course, but I resist. those. urges. Wouldn't I like to flick my eyelashes like the prettiest empty-headed moron? Absolutely! But I don't. And the normies hold me in contempt for mastering my body.

>>35464229
honestly man i can't imagine that an extraordinarily large amount of people are both noticing that you don't idly fidget or move very much while at rest, and are upset/disgusted/creeped out by it

to me, it sounds like either your mom is a bit loopy or under a good amount of stress or both, and is grasping at straws in an attempt to get you employed

or she's just poor at getting the point across, and you're doing something else that is freaking folks out

>>35464293
I really think the bitch is losing her goddamn mind

It is true that I don't get hired after interviews though

>>35464013
Your mother has some kind of mental illness.
It's not a surprise that your father left.
She'll leave you alone when you move out and cut contact with her.

>>35464192
Fuck his mother.

>>35464013
get a job, creep. mommy raised a smug little brat

>tells me nobody will hire me if I seem like a creep
Wow, your mum is really switched on to social cues and cares about you. My mum would just brush it off and say some utter bullshit lie like "You're beautiful darling!" or "You're just perfect the way you are!". The advice your mum is giving you is actually founded in reality and useful.

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>>35464324
unfortunately, not many people possess someone that they can come to for objective analysis from an informed perspective; someone that knows you well you're likely not comfortable asking for this, or being confident that you'll receive it

people on the internet, completely detached for you are useful for this, but the downside here is that they can't really be properly informed on your life, even if you share the most minute details

i recommend extensive self-examination instead, find the weak spot if possible and attempt to patch that. in the meantime, especially if you're just looking for entry-level sort of employment, you're gonna have to use volume of fire, so to speak. gotta throw out them applications hard as fuck. imo fabricate or at least embellish your resume if looking for entry level employment- ain't no big box retail store gonna call up some small business that is now conveniently defunct

good luck m8

>>35464229
I had a hell of a time getting hired because of these expectations. Just like the OP. I had other people tell me in college I wasn't very animated.

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Who /fidget/ here?

Bite nails, bounce legs, scratch nose, rub eyes etc.

>>35464224
that's why you didn't get trips bitch, checkem

>>35464523
Alrighty thanks my friend. You've been good

>>35464598
I scratch nails, bite legs, t dsl k Hz

>>35464598
Hardcore fidget, constantly touch neck, bounce knee, tug at sleeves, play with hair/ear, tap on clavicles, drum fingers, click pen, rub face, etc.

I know it makes me seem insecure though, so I try not to.

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>>35464598
/stim/ master race

>>35464013
Who sexy wallflower here

>>35464013
is your mom fuckign retarded? dos she know what happens if you bite your nails?

Same camp OP, though mom didn't annoy me. She just occasionally said that I never blinked and it was spooky when I stared at the air while I listened to someone.
One day she asked me to blink so I did, and she thought I was forcing myself not to blink again in an effort to freak her out.

>>35465234
Nail biter here, what happens

>>35465376
You are like a ninja that can slow down your heartbeat to such a low level through mental process and put yourself in hibernation. It's a powerful skill.