How do you know feeling invisible aliens are watching you fap

Aliens, whatever, the Jews are the real issue.

LMAO

Perfect timing for this thread.

The scary thing about this idea is that it could totally be real, yet no one would know. If ayy lmaos are real and more technological advanced then us, they could easily hide themselves.

>>35463820
I think they are trying to understand. If it's one thing greys don't do is judge. They are analytical scientists

>>35464250
This(is true. I am ,watching the humans . & I know about your little private* folders. an0n

Why would they do that? Sounds like a pointless, heavily time-consuming and boring activity.

>>35463820
Jokes on them, I watch normie porn

>>35464569
Pormie norm.

>>35463820
Aliens watching me fap would be wonderful, somehow I don't think i'm that special or important.

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so what would they think about my porn taste /r9k/?

>>35464341
How do you know that? That's hearsay. They could be antifap evangelists or huge perverts themselves.

>>35463820
The aliens are extracting your fap energies

>>35465547
Personal experience. The greys are cold mindless scientists. The reptilians are the dirty perverts which extract the fap energies when you do it.

>>35465580
Tell me more about this personal experience

Meh. They could just ask the shadow people that have been peering around my doorframe for the past month of nights.