>20 FUCKING 17 >STILL NO GODDAMNED BF TO SMASH MY FUCKING

I've accepted this board is a gay dating site, but please post your location when you beg for a boyfriend or a hook up. Nobody is going to try to contact you if you aren't sort of close to them.

Where do you live anon and are you willing to smash mine occasionally too?

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>>35460048
I thought being gay was fucking easy

>tfw I had a hot boyfriend who smashed me all the time
>heaven.jpg
>tfw he dumped me
>tfw i've been single for years now and don't want to slut arount
>tfw boipucci is quivering for a nice fucking

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>>35460116
>I've accepted this board is a gay dating site
lol

I love the new /r9k/ it's so much nicer and cuter honestly

I hope all the rude dudes leave one day

Why doesn't he just smash your pussy then if the bf doesn't want to smash your butt hole?

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>>35460290
new /r9k/ best /r9k/

anyone care to refute?

>>35460162
Southwest WA
Yes, definitely

>>35460279
Please see >>35460116

Thank you, originally

>tfw I'm gay but afraid of physical intimacy
>also I think butt stuff is gross
>I just want a bf to do stuff with, cuddle, keep comfy under the blankets during the winter, play video games and watch movies with

>>35460290
>I love the new /r9k/ it's so much nicer and cuter honestly
Do you consider begging for leg pics nice? /r9k/ is just a second /b/ now. If you make a long, harrowing post about how you had a rough childhood you may not even get any replies. Same if you make any long post, really.

Back when this was a feel board, there was at least some genuine solidarity. Now it's just a culture of rampant sexual consumerism where people try to find a cute trap within driving distance.

>>35460364
It's not a butt it's a boy birth canal!

>>35460424
Do you give birth to cum covered shit, or shit covered cum?

>>35460364
>butt stuff is gross
t. doesn't know how to clean his ass
t. has never heard of a douche

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>>35460290
>>35460316
mfw Just started using this board before all the trap's came here because my irl anon Friends that i'd fit in just nicely
mfw i feel gayer every day the new r9k replaces
the old r9k
mfw i walk further from god every day

>>35460364
>also I think butt stuff is gross
it's your duty as a fag to get over these feelings and embrace butt stuff

>>35460369
I remember the old /r9k/ and honestly nothing would make me more depressed. I quit most of 4chan because of how bad it got.

At least now I have a real form of escapism

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>>35460048
I'll do it if you're at least semi-cute

>>35460048
Let me see what I can do.

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>>35461697
I am definitely at least semi-cute
fuck me pls

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>>35461716
>>35461747
Alright, gimme a location first or some contact info

>>35462119
see
>>35460346
Do you have discord?

pls someone be in uk

>tfw no cute homo to cuddle and dick that lives in the northern california/bay area region

>>35460346
Southwest WA? I'm in Astoria, OR. Kik?

>tfw trying to use omegle's "bi" interest
>everyone there wants snapchat
I just want to fuck desu

>>35462190
If you can't find a gay man who is interested in you in the middle of the SF Bay area, you must be actively trying to avoid them.

You are in the gay nexus of the world. Its easy-mode here compared to other states.

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>>35462146
Ah, never mind, way too far. Good luck though.

>>35460346
> tfw I'm south eastern ohio

Get that boi pussy lubed up in advanced for me, baby

>>35462274
gays hate fat people :/

>>35463076
How fat are you? I'm actually a chubby chaser, but not into obesity.

whats with all the gay threads today? theres more than usual on this board today. seriously, take this disgusting shit to /lgbt/ , thats where your kind belongs, not here.

>>35463130
240 pounds of original comments (and jack in the box tacos)

>Browse infinitychan's cuteboys for a long time, looking and fapping to cute guys
>By chance stumble upon someone posting who said they live in the state I'm in
>Get in contact with him, turns out he lives fairly close by
>He's a kinky submissive cutie with an exhibitionism fetish, we've been talking for a month and we're meeting up monday to hang out and fuck like rabbits

Just gotta always keep a close lookout, never know where you might meet someone with similar interests.

>>35463181

You don't know lgbt.

>>35463183
How tall?

origainio

>>35463274
6 feet, 0 inches

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>>35460048
auckland new zealand desu
someone with a big ween come fuck my butt

>>35463227
There is a specific board for you fags, go there.

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>>35463335
there is. and it's called r9k ^_^

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>>35463274
>tfw not tall enough for anon

>>35463306
the "normie pretending to be a robot so they can try and look slightly interesting" starter pack

>>35463284
That sounds good but I dunno how it fits your body. I cuddled last Thursday with a qt 5'5" guy who is 200 lbs. and a mix of muscle/and chub. I want to bf him up but I don't think he's into it.

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>>35463525
>tfw 5'4 180 something trying to lose weight
>tfw doing it to get a bf
>tfw I could pull off smol bear mode or qt twink mode
>tfw no qt to cuddle with and gradually turn from teddy bear to qt.
>tfw no qt to convince me to just quit my loss and stay his teddy bear.
...I'm feeling great! Just kidding this feel burns like hellfire

>>35463525
it results in:
chubby cheeks/a double chin if i look down too far
a pretty big belly
small man boobs
a round butt

my legs are pretty big but it's almost all muscle. i lack upper body strength and my arms are squishy

>>35460290
>>35460316
Kill yourselves faggits, this used to be a bastion of depression. You happy butt pirates got to ruin everything

>>35463618
>Kill yourselves faggits, this used to be a bastion of depression. You happy butt pirates got to ruin everything
you can join us anon~

>>35463618
i'm bi AND depressed how about that

>>35460517

This is the philosophical question of our time. Hopefully Peter Singer will come up with an answer soon.

>>35463580
shortie bears are cute af, and you sound adorable, teddy bear. do what makes you happiest and not for finding a bf, because there's a guy out there that will find you perfect the way you are.

>>35463611
You sound good, I think a belly is pretty cute desu. I'd rather have a bigger guy than a skinny guy, they're comfier to cuddle with.

>>35463733
is this the part where we share contact info or something

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>>35463733
Personally I'd rather have a bf WITH FUCKING DUBS LIKE THOSE, SPREAD THAT ASS RIGHT NOW.

>>35460369
/r9k/ is still pretty great I'd argue as a board we are now more diverse but eventually even the faggot shit will be forced to become more original, give it 5 years.

>>35463829
>/r9k/ is still pretty great I'd argue as a board we are now more diverse
this
if anything the board gets more original with the more populations that browse here

I honestly really like how /r9k/ is multicultural, lol

>>35462274
theyre all just male stacies though. gays from nongay states are objectively the best

>>35460048
>SMASH MY FUCKING ASSHOLE
we all want this
there will soon be fewer tops on /r9gay/ than bottoms

>>35464864
>theyre all just male stacies though. gays from nongay states are objectively the best
it's biologically impossible for men to be as stupid as women
male stacey doesn't make sense

>tfw fell in love with someone
>tfw they led me on for ages
>then they got a girlfriend with pretty much the same personality as me
he even spied on me to look at my donger
life is too cruel

>>35463811
impressive...

>>35466347
idk i feel like a retarded sometimes. i'm a massive bimbo