After solving my existential crisis and suddenly feeling realizing how (for me) everything is calmingly arbitrary, I've decided I'm going to LARP into a church/cult I definitely don't believe in just to get a brainwashed but hot girlfriend.
So, which one should it be, the Seventh-Day Adventist Church or the Latter Day Saints (Mormons)?
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>>35457624
Mormons ez
Or go for like, a REALLY extreme cult, will up your success odds by 4000%
>>35457664
It's easier to leave the LDS if you have a call blocker, though.
Does anyone have experience with this? Also, I wonder why other robots haven't done this before, it's autism proof.