I'm going to kill myself tonight. There's nothing anybody

why don't you shit in a toilet though

Stream that shit nigga

>>35456899
post pic of jug

>>35456899
tell us your name before you go

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Maybe don't though.
Ever thought about getting a job?
Pursuing a dream?

Most of that is okay but why you gotta poop in a jug, anon? I'll be your friend if you stop doing that.

>>35456908
I hate the idea of my buttocks touching a surface that other people have touched.
>>35456931
no, you sicko
>>35456932
Becky
>>35456938
nope. I've ruined my life completely and can never be forgiven
>>35456946
what's done is done. I now no longer need friends

i have all of those + much more, such is life

btw i cant bring myself to suicide, any tips how to do it?

>>35456981
Squat ya friggen goof, jeez. You wouldn't post here if you weren't trying to get talked out of it. Just squat over the toilet, mang

I know most of your feels.

Becky?

>girl
>is depressed

Chose one attention whoring roastie

>>35456899
>tfw the only fembot that catches your attention poops in a jug, is a few inches tall, and is about to off herself
Well, thanks for showing me I can still feel, op.

there are literally loads of thirsty guys who want to talk too you

I'll remember you
I'm saving this on my phone

>>35456899
>suicidal grill
Post proof or you're just a guy pretending

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>>35457270
I know it's not much anon, but I'll remember you.

>>35456899
Don't do it, Op. There's hope.

>>35456899
>>35456981
Do you want to postpone your an hero and go into a suicide pact with me? Are you in the UK?

You're too boring to remember, already regretting even replying to this thread.

>>35457040
yeah, whatever. I just wanted a little company before I died
>>35457110
I'm both
>>35457175
obliged
>>35457225
maybe, but that doesn't matter to me. the only man I care about hates me now
>>35457270
thanks :)
>>35457304
fuck off, limp dick

>>35456899
So, how are you going to kill yourself anyways?

What the fuck OP? Do it already. I thought this wasn't for attention, why do you keep responding?

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>>35457370
>Roastie kills herself because Chad pumped and dumped her
Can't make this shit up

>>35457340
not after what I've done. I tried to rape my own fucking father, so I doubt there's much hope for me
>>35457352
unfortunately, I'm in the States. but we can kill ourselves both tonight if you'd like
>>35457356
yeah, up yours too, buddy
>>35457394
I'm going to inject a pint of windex into my left arm

>>35457431
>not after what I've done. I tried to rape my own fucking father, so I doubt there's much hope for me
Kek, you took /r9k/'s advice?

>>35457421
this. Fuck off OP nobody wants to hear your boo-hooing..

>>35457431

don't do it OP, allah is here for you, convert to islam.

>>35457423
I thought she was talking about her dad hating her now.

Lol they're literally still replying

All for attention guys

Close roastie thread

>>35457431

>injecting windex

Fake attempt confirmed. Wouldn't kill you even if you could get that much in

>>35457431
stream it for us

>>35457431
>unfortunately, I'm in the States. but we can kill ourselves both tonight if you'd like

I wanna travel to you and kill ourselves together. If you're serious about it please wait until like summer when I can get away.

>>35456899
You're not actually going to kill yourself, we all know how this works.

>>35457477

I know right. What's with girls loving having had "suicide attempts"? Just fucking do it in a way that will work you attention seeking loser

>>35457477
Windex sounds like a computer application

>>35457462
I did. I really regret it now. I got him really drunk, tried to suck his dick and mount him, but he couldn't get hard. He threatened to kill me and still hasn't told my mom, so I'm pretty much afraid of ever looking either of them in the eye now.
>>35457477
any better ideas? also, nice dubs

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>>35457472
>Roastie kills herself because Dad pumped and dumped her
Can't make this shit up

>>35457431
What state are you in? Make it a big one. News have been boring so far.

>>35457431
You,the windex and the syringe with time stamp now

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>>35456899

>shitting in a jug
>emptying shit in the kitchen sink
>literally shitting where you eat

What the fuck is wrong with you

>>35457549
Fuck, I was going to post this. Good job

>>35456899
>dumping shit in the sink

you deserve to die, anon, have fun

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>>35457530

>better ideas
>literally anything else

Roastie general thread

I bought this shit until you said injecting windex

>>35457431

>injecting windex

It will just really really hurt and possibly make you retarded (if you werent already), but it wont kill you.

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>I hate the idea of my buttocks touching a surface that other people have touched.
> I tried to rape my own fucking father

Holy god if only this wasn't fake

>>35457553
Nebraska
>>35457568
I don't have a phone on me. My parents won't let me have one
>>35457595
fuck off, I'm a virgin

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>>35457530
break your neck by attempting to lick your own anus bending over backwards.

>>35456899
Poopjugman is it you??

>a suicidal "girl" who is over 6'0, cute, tried to rape her father,poops in a jug,

cool role play thread op

>>35457510
rapist alert
>weeewoooweeeewoooweeewooo

>>35456899
>>35456981
>>35457370

Who was the man you care about? Can I just be your bf? I want to make you happy desu.

>>35456899
Go hug a train, it's faster and need no preparation.

Or just do a purge, Elliot style.

Anyways, can you twitch it?

>tfw you won't save a girl from suicide then marry and live happily ever after

>>35457705
just the dad she raped

>>35457705
she tried to rape her dad anon, she has a fetish for her dad, not you.

>>35457705
it was my father. read the damn thread.
I tried to rape him, and now I can't look in his eyes.
Fuck, I just want tonight to be over.
I'm currently waiting for my parents to fall asleep so they won't know I'm doing anything weird.

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>still no poopoo jug photo

stop lying faggot. If I had my moldy piss bottle I would post it again

>>35456899
>I want somebody to remember me.
Then you'd better do something with your life, because no one is going to remember this stupid post.

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>shit in jug, dump in the SINK for over a year

OP blew it there.

>>35457748
post pics of your pappi you stinky dad molester

>>35457521
>what's with girls attempting suicide
I am a peer support specialist. Funny, in a meeting a few hours ago me and the mental nurse practitioner were talking about suicide men vs women. Women will do it for attention and men will keep it a secret. Men are more likely to succeed in it because nobody will see any of the red flags popping up.

Still makes me sad. Not a big of a fan of being a edgy anon egging on a person to take their life. You should just move on anon. Run away and put everything behind you. Go to /soc/ and do your Dom daddy and little fetish.

>>35456899
Yeah ofc you will. See you tomorrow faggot

>>35457705

Hahahaha how desperate do you have to be to offer to be the boyfriend of a blatant roleplaying fag

Cuck boiiiiii

>>35456981
>Becky

Do you have good hair?

>>35457748
SUICIDE PACT WITH ME.

July 18th soonest date I can travel. You can rape me or just meet up and immediately jump off a building.

>>35457584
How liquid is her poop?

Or..garbage disposal? Fug.

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>>35457748
if they're still sleeping soundly under the same roof as you are, you can probably live it down.

u can do it Becky!!!!!

Your mom is probably fucking your dad right now, he deserves a real woman instead of a degenerate shitting in a jug. I bet he's cumming deep inside her.

Cucked by your mom lel

I was going to give you some philosophical/stoic advice, but then I realized as a women you would ignore it all as you are so devoid of reason you are able to be driven to rape your own father by your emotions.

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tomorrow no fucking one will remember about you. stream it faggot

You know it's fake when she didn't ask for better suicide methods after being told how retarded she is

That being said op, on the off off off off off chance this is real, please don't kill yourself. Just run away and live in the woods or be a hobo or something. Your parents will be happier than u being dead, and you get to avoid oblivion.

Remember my mantra:
Anything is better than the void.

It's true

op do you put a glass up to the wall and listen to them fucking while you flick your bean?

>>35457854
yeah, I know. Laugh all you want

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>>35457859
tl:dr, you are completely driven by emotions.

>>35457895
how do we really know that though? how do we know that nothingness or the void isnt better than what we are experiencing now?

>>35457895
Oblivion is not a bad thing, you don't even know you are in it, E.g. how was your life before you were born? exactly, It will be that way after you die as well, no more conscious experience of negative or positive.

>>35457901
Stay alive so you can meet your sister ;^)

>>35457930
Its not better or worse, you dont even exist so you cant experience it.

>>35457930
I'd rather have eternal rest than the fucking joke of a miserable badly written screenplay reality calls 'My Life'.
Whoever rolled the stats for my life should be sacked.

Why not give it another try before killing yourself? Maybe give him viagra?

>>35457930
>>35457956
I meant anything is better from the standpoint that experiencing consciousness is "better" than not.

I'm usually a logical person, and I believe this to be a logical standpoint, but I have great difficulty explaining my rationale behind this.

I understand the whole "it's not sad because there is no one to experience the sadness" thing.

It's just, it's "better" than he void because death doesn't bring relief from pain. You never feel the relief. Your last moments of experience are of absolute misery and terror.
Even if the rest of your life (if avoiding suicide) were miserable, at least you get to stretch out the span that you experience ANYTHING.

And this is where I can't really logically argue the point anymore, but I /KnowItToBeTrueMeme/

>>35458048
But it's no time eternal rest, you will never feel relief or rest. Basically, your last moment on earth is the moment of experience stretched into eternity (not literally, basically just an extreme way of saying "absolutelast thing you experience before you die")

You don't get to feel any relief

>>35458048
You should stop your self pity and stop caring about things that are not in your control.

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>>35458117
death is scary
if you are more sad than you are afraid of death you kill yourself

>>35458190
True, but that doesn't mean it's a good decision.

100% agree though

My mantra is just a way of increasing the odds that I make the decision I believe to be better

>>35458146
I'd rather have that. Fuck it all to hell. If I don't get to feel miserable, sad, lonely, unwanted and ugly anymore I would want that INSTANTLY.

>>35458148
Then I care about nothing? My entire life has been plotted since its very inception. I have no control over anything the timeline is set in stone. It was all meant to be. So fuck it.

I live in Mexico you in America there's no reasons to kill yourself

>>35458223
its all set in stone, so why are you so upset about it? That's like being angry for getting a 1 on a dice with only 1's?

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>18
>Khv
>Severe acne
>MAKE 5 BUCKS A DAY
>don't ended up high school
>5'4


DONT KILL YOURSELF OP BUT IF YOU ARE SURE DO IT PAINLESS

>>35458307
Because it's not the life I wanted. I wanted to be like 99.999999999% of the human population but I GET THE SPECIAL FUCKED UP EXPERIENCE. I didn't sign up for this shit. Literally. It's like playing a shit game or watching a terrible fucking movie and not being able to leave. Like who the fuck made me do this shit?

I want out. I just want the fuck out. I'm fucking over it.

>>35456899
>am over 6' tall
>committing suicide
Lmao, how does it feel to fail on easy mode?

>>35458223
I getcha but like I'm saying, there's no relief. There's just ur last moment, stretched out forever.

>>35458412
Good. The pain and misery will only increase with every passing second so I'd rather stop it now and stay at the current level I'm at.

>>35457767
This, obvious bait thread. Living with parents and they didnt notice the fucking smell? Anything? lousy

>>35458387
"Because it's not the life I wanted."
Tough. Its the life you got so stop dwelling on it and being upset about the things outside of your control.

How about you don't be a fucking idiot tonight.
You wake up in the morning, you stop blaming everybody and everything for your own shitty behavior & you actually go out and try to be a good person.

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You ain't gonna do shit nigga
Won't even post a stream to prove us wrong
What a garbage human being

>Windex
Just kys fag
Oh wait. Sorry.
How could you attempt something so stupid? Can't afford helium?

>>35458481
>Tough
No fuck you. If I watch a movie and it's shit I turn it off. If I play a game and I don't like it it's alt+f4 and deinstall. Why am I trapped in this cancer life without a way out?

>try to be a good person.
I try to do this everyday but I get nothing. Meanwhile people around me get everything and are just lucky all the time. It's like existence itself is taunting me at myself trying to find a better life.

Try to fuck your father again before you kill yourself OP.

Hugging a train pretty much always works, four people I knew did it last year, died on impact I'd say it's a pretty solid way, not much anyone can do to stop you as well

>>35458567
Whatever, I said before I started any of this that you were a slave to your emotions.
You just won't change your own perception on your life, you constantly sit there depressed marinading yourself in pity rather than actually changing anything. Do you think you would be any less insufferable for the people who have to deal with you if you got everything your own way? Its not your life, its how you perceive it, there are people who are happy with much much less than you and people who would die to be in the position you are in but you are too deluded by your own wallowing to see it and you never will. Do you know why? Because you feel a sense of comfort in this state you are in, you feel satisfied by keeping yourself depressed and until you realize this and snap out of it you will never change.

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lol injecting windex to try to (and fail to) kill oneself after trying to rape one's drunk father

...wew that is a story

>>35456899

Has she fucking killed herself yet

>>35459730
No streaming can't even know if OP delivered

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>>35456899
OP, if you die, you're going to end up in the news, and people are going to gawk at you like a sideshow attraction. Your family's reputation will be completely destroyed; everyone will know them as the parents of the girl that shat in a jug and killed herself by injecting cleaning fluids. They'll spend months under investigation by the police, and likely lose their jobs and livelihood.

I know this is hard to comprehend, because you think the entire universe revolves around your thick fucking skull, but you aren't going to kill yourself. You're going to do what you're supposed to do and shut the fuck up, so your poor violated father can continue his life as if nothing happened.

>>35457530
get a gun
hang yourself
line up your neck to the tracks of an incoming train

What does KHV even fucking mean? Kids keep making words up and I cant keep up.

>>35460324
kissless hand-holdless virgin

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>>35456899
origionalal

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Yo, Bex, can you do a 'bot a favour and stream your seppuku attempt?

Thanks doll.

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>>35456899
Stream that shit or youll never get to rape your dad in the after life

>>35456981
>not putting toilet paper onto the toilet seat, thus covering "a surface that other people have touched"
are ya stupid?
there are much simpler ways to take a shit than to shit in a jug then dump it in the sink.
you sound like poop in the shower guy. i wonder how he's doing? probably better than you, i suppose.

>>35456931
Fucking lol
Supadupa cool my fool

>>35456899
>>35456913
>>35457503
>>35457883
>>35458488
>>35459828
>>35460603
>>35460710

please stream it. look at how many fans you have now!

>>35456981
Illinois, Becky?

U left some drugs and beer faggot

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>shitting in jug
someone screen cap this lmao

>i want somebody to remember me
>oh btw i shit in a cup and put it in the sink lmao
yeah now everybody will just remember you as the nasty fucked that shits in a cup and puts it in the sink

>shit in a jug and empty it in the FUCKING SINK
>wonders why her daddy wont fuck her
You're a disgusting beast.

>>35456899
Just don't leave too much of a mess, anon.

>>35456899
I know these feels except the jug one. I didn't even know that feel existed. God bless, may you be the 10/10 cute girl in the next life

live stream it robot

>>35456899
Dude give us something other than self-loathing to remember you by. Please. I want to think of you fondly.

An autistic fascination of some kind, something interesting you noticed, something you did. Anything. Don't let this shit board culture goad you into thinking you're all bad.

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>>35457748
You could fake drug addiction and claim that you were under the influence of some heavy shit. There's always a way out if you're willing to be a pathological liar.

Trying to fuck your dad is pretty fucked though.

you're gonna hurt your dad with this more than you could possibly imagine

>>35457370
How do you know he hates you?

Has he told you he hates you?

>ywn love you dad so much that you want to show it to him by having sex with him

>>35461452
This

>>35457431
wait are you that person from the incest threads????

>>35457696
There's another role play thread right now where he OP is 16 and gets raped by chads at school while dressed as a girl

Wish it would stop so we could discuss real things like our depression and hatred of normies but looks like we are going the way of /b/ and getting too main stream oh well

>>35458567
were you trying to do this when you raped your dad? not trying to make you feel worse but clarity seems to be what might help you when your issue is feeling out of control... so what were you, literally, thinking? what was that action intended to accomplish? also just curious