*Blocks your path* Hi there! I'm collecting for the

*unzips fedora*
Game on, kid

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>>35455201
*Runs your bath*

Hi there! I'm cleaning people so we all smell nice for our new refugee friends.

>>35455201
you say "sorry" and continue walking

there are canvassers for just about everything imaginable on my campus. it is not a personal affront to ignore them, hundreds of people ignore them every day

>>35455201
>girl walks infront of me
>hi there!
>try to walk past
>excuse me!
>pull out katana

>>35455201
>tfw my dad is a refugee

Fuck you got mine lmao

>>35455357
>tfw my dad is a refugee
From where/what?

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>>35455300
kekekekekekekekekekekek

orig

>>35455201
I gave money to the last three of these people who asked me. One was a Hare Krishna, the other was collecting money for retards, and I forget what the third one was collecting for. How do I say no?

>>35455488
Say "I don't care about your faggot cause, and I think you look like a faggot." Then walk away really really faggoty.

>>35455201
Amnesty International is a really good organization which advocates for political prisoners around the world

>>35455602
Wtf I love giving money to rapists now

>>35455387
Cuba, his family fled the commies in 1961 and Congress passed a law saying they could stay here legally.

>>35455637
>his family fled the commies in 1961
Based.

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>>35455637
GUSANO DE MIERDA

>>35455201
2 people actually pulled this at my apartment building
these spanish guys came by saying they were illegal immigrants collecting money for the undocumented americans fund or something

literally no one would let them in though lol

>>35455201
I always think it's weird when small women try to block my path
it's like, your entire plan here is that I not only notice you, but I actually care enough to stop and not run you over, because you can't physically stop me

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ogiani

>>35455201
*Dismissive headshake*

>>35455730
>but I actually care enough to stop and not run you over, because you can't physically stop me

But you do care enough, because if you knock her over at least two nearby guys will beat the shit out of you.

>>35455201
COLLECT THIS *unzip*

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>>35455201
>Ruthugee

are you gay?

>she realizes you're a refugee
>you proceed to rape her in public with no legal repercussions whatsoever

>>35455201
>Hi there! I'm collecting for the refugee fund
You know, I can rape your daughter for free. You don't need to outsource rape, it will only cost our government extra tax dollars.

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>>35456122
came here to post this one weird pickup trick, also dubs checked