>tfw no gf to come to your room and sit on your lap and telling

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>tfw always feel tfw no gf
>but constantly fantasize about rejecting women

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>tfw no gf to look behind at as you jump over a no vehicles allowed barrier and she hesitantly follows and smiles at you taking her hand and heading off to a remote lake beach

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>tfw no gf to sit on my bed and listen to comfy music

>tfw no qt gf to lay on my stomach as she reads a book

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>tfw no gf to hold your hand while driving

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>it's a weirdly specific /r9k/ girlfriend fantasy episode

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>>35454689
>tfw no gf to cuddle with in bed and kiss
hold me lads

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>>35455157
cyber bro-hug incoming

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alright lads heres a completely original feel no one on this board has felt before
>tfw no gf
hold me lads

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>>35455049
>ywn see her stealing glances at you from the passenger seat and smiling in the corner of your eye
>ywn put your jacket over her while she drifts off to sleep with her head nestled against your shoulder
>ywn hear her murmur that she loves you

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>>35455206
thx bro. means a lot. we're brothers in feels, you and I.

>tfw no gf to kill me in my sleep

>>35455245
pls no bully

orig

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>>35455312
We'll always be brothers in feels, all of us here are brothers, even if things get better one day, we will always be brothers...

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>tfw you don't even know what having a gf is like

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>>35455423
thanks bro. we are bound by our feels. now and forever.

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>>35454689
tfw sometimes i hold my own hand to see what it feels like to hold hands

>>35454689
It's a pain in the arse lad.

>playing the playstation on the TV in the alcove of my living room. (that way she can watch her shitty shows on netflix on the main tv)
>every 5 minutes she's fucking chatting to me about some shit facebook thing
>tell her I'm playing a game
>goes in a huff and doesn't speak to me all day.

Actually, it's not that bad, I get peace and quiet.

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>>35455655
origami orig original

>>35454689
>grabbing your mouse and trying to play while snugling against you
BITCH YOU JUST BUMPED THE TITAN

>>35455724
is it?
how do you know?

>>35455655
>tfw i sit on my hand till it goes numb to see what its like to get a handjob

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>tfw no assertive gf that scolds you and tells you how to improve yourself but you know deep down that she loves you for who you are

>>35454689
have you ever had someone try sit on your lap and bother you while playing live action video games? It's a fucking pain in the ass, man.

>>35455905
Woah you sound like a cool guy. Tell us more about it pimp!

You have mummy

Robot

>>35454689
>tfw I'm the bf but I do that shit and try to take her laptop to shitpost statuses as her fb

>>35455655
>tfw sometimes i hold my own hand to see what it feels like to hold hands


hmmm , I never tried that. It actually works

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>tfw literally everything reminds you of her

>>35455940
he's right tho it's fucking annoying if you actually want to play the game, you either play or fool around
you can't do both, or at least you can't really enjoy those two things at the same time

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>tfw your own mental disorders will probably leave you as ">tfw no gf" again
>tfw you can't stop it
>tfw you know you are your own enemy

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>tfw ywn run you fingers through her silky, soft hair while she sleeps on your chest

why am i still alive?

>>35456275
>ywn wake up to her smiling at you and asking if you slept well
>ywn hear her beg you to come back to bed for a few minutes as you get dressed for work

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>Tfw you're human garbage, but a lack of love makes it impossible to motivate yourself to become better and viable to obtain love

I have no foundations upon which to build, and nobody to bring me bricks and mortar.

I am fading into nothingness

Save me

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>Tfw girl rejection fetish but no girls to reject

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>>35456424
I don't know how much longer i can hold these feels. A gf is literally all i want out of life.

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>tfw you've never been embraced

>>35455940
this
oregano originiallioli comment

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>>35456263
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17iiFxZ9PYXXxSqWHdU2YoPsGfJr90w8aIG_evqc1wiY/edit

>inb4 "self induced schizophrenia xD"

Literally anyone can do this, it makes me mad that people choose to be sad, lonely, and unmotivated when an easy solution is at their finger tips.

>you will never be sitting at your laptop and enjoying a thread on 4chan while feeling warm and physically comfortable as it rains outside so loud that you can hear it being blown by the wind against your bedroom windows and look to your left and see your qt girlfriend on your bed having fallen asleep wearing your hoodie with her book spread open nearby and place a bookmark and place it on the bedside table and carefully pull up the blanket over her bare legs and upper body and see her half-wake and smile and hold your arm and playfully refuse to let go while tugging you gently toward her and communicate via little noises and groans her desire that you lie there with her and smile and say ok and remove your jeans and shuffle sideways into bed and feel her entire body shiver before she backs into you and shapes her body so that it is neatly aligned with yours and run your arm below her neck and place it across her chest and have her kiss the inside of your wrist before holding it tightly and sleeping peacefully as the rain and the wind maintain their intensity outside

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>tfw of not having someone to live for, someone that motivates you to get out of your bed and be something better

>>35457827
This killed me. Holy shit i wish i fucking wish

>>35457827
Too big of a feel to carry alone

>tfw no gf to sit on my face
>can either buy a car in 4months or a sexdoll in 2months or 1000pairs of panties in 2months

>tfw when no black haired skinny incredibly pale gf.

>>35457904
I have that at least. Oneitis might suck but it's given me motivation to actually self improve than anything or anyone else in the past 5 years.

>>35457827
>tfw you will never spoon your gf when it's cold
You don't need all that other shit anon. Just keep it simple.

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>tfw no gf who is extremely interested in ww2 history and all out history about war

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> tfw pepe is the superior meme

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>>35459524

GET OUT YOU'RE RUINING THE FEELS

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>>35455655
hey that works pretty good.

>>35456275
>her silky, soft hair

girls have gross hair

>>35455852
ive always wanted to try this meme but it never works

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>>35458277
>tfw couldve had this when i was 16
>knew she liked me
>didnt even try

fucking kill me

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>tfw no gf to make silly home videos with

>tfw no daughter to bounce on your knee

>>35454805
This one is a little too real. I miss you Jamie.

Why would you fa's can't accept your blessings? God is guiding you to protect you from outer lust


Females are nasty man

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>>35460843
>Why would you fa's can't accept your blessings?

What?

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>tfw no gf to cuddle in bed late at night after a long day with her arms wrapped around your chest while she peacefully dozes off

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

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>tfw no gf
>tfw addicted to matches on tinder and bumble because its the only time you feel like you are attracted and wanted but it happens so infrequently that it causes your moods to go up and down

>>35454689
>tfw married but wife is leaving you because you don't show her enough love
Not sure if sad, or relieved

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>>35460923
>get a qt match
>imagine life together
>work up the courage to send a message
>only get passive aggressive, dismissive replies
>realise im match #12942 to her
>give up

>tfw no bf to ignore me for video games while I try to sit on his cock

Every time I convince myself I don't want a gf

Bam! In comes a feels thread

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>>35457827
All the tfw aside:
Beautiful written anon.

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>tfw no gf...

I don't know what to add. There's too many things I want to do and give and enjoy but the self-hatred and lonliness and everything is just crumbling down on me and I can't express my feelings anymore.

Please just make it stop.

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>>35460681
We do dumb mistakes when we're young, bot. Don't think too much about it

>tfw prom is next month
>tfw I'll be sitting home alone

>>35461210
Prom is better single

Believe me, I had two proms, one with a GF and one without, I'd do the one without a million times over

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>tfw no gf to hold me and say "shh shhh everything is going to be ok..."

>>35461475
While she's pegging you?

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>>35461546
>tfw no cute gf to fuck my tight ass

>been seeing a grill
>we cuddled all night two days ago
24 years, and the wait is totally worth it, friendos.

>>35460973
kek
origamiamiami

>>35461624
Do it again and seal that deal anon. get out of this shit hole as long as it's possible

>feel tfw no gf pretty hard as a teen
>ask friend's sister out and get friendzoned
>becomes part of my motivation
>end up graduating from Uni and getting offers from doctoral programs
>hang out with her again and enjoy it
>she has a good kid and is single
>she's the same good person she always was
>even 10 years later and after all the shit I went through I find myself liking her again
>try to ask her out again
>still just a friend, apparently
>10 years, all the work I put in, and a bright future don't mean anything
>she tells me how I'm the best
>even the best isn't good enough for her
>don't know where to go from here

If someone I know so well couldn't care about me then I don't know who's going to. I'm 24 and never had a gf, something must be wrong with me but I don't know what it is, and no one will tell me.

>tfw no gf to go to basketball games and get the terrible $11 tickets
>tfw no gf to kiss on the kiss cam with the whole arena watching
>tfw no gf to stay out late with
>tfw when no gf to sneak out of the house to see
hold me

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>tfw qt gf
>she lives in another country

>>35461918
She is cuckolding you right now.

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>>35461961
n-no! she is pure!

>>35457447
I'm gonna make a gym buddy tulpa so i never lose motivation.

this should get me a gf.

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>>35462065
>"yeah I have a bf lmao but he's in another country, he'll never find out!"
>"wow I sure hope anons cock is as big as chad's. At least until we meet I can keep myself satisfied with these 5 chads"

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>>35462155
EN0UGH

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>>35462254
>anon sends dick pics for the first time
>its not as big as chad's
>she breaks up with him immediately

>>35461210
why do you wanna go to prom with a bunch of stacies and chads

>>35455655
I sometimes do this as I'm trying to sleep. It fucking sucks and I'm alone and I don't even have a oneitis. It's solely because I've been deprived of physical intimacy. Help.

>>35459386
having a whole "experience" is nice, though; spooned and smooched all day with gf in her dungeon-y basement bedroom and listened to music during a snowstorm that wasn't supposed to happen, eventually walked in the snow to a tiny cafe for brunch and watched people almost crash their cars from the window seats, then came back home, smooched some more, and fell asleep. having a "day" feels really good