>Go poop >Mom calls me out of my room, tells me to close

>>35454574
Light a match and blow it out

It works every time, just rinse it under the sink just in case

how the hell is spraying lysol dangerous you pussy, just spray the damn thing.

>>35454610
>Lysol is a phenol like molecule intended to act as a disinfectant. Prolonged exposure to your lungs and mucous membranes is caustic. It can inflame these tissues and create difficulty with breathing and swallowing. Never Inhale these products. Use in a well ventilated room, spray away from your face into the center of the room. Perhaps shortly hold your breath when you do use this product so you don't accidently inhale the product as you dispense it.

>>35454676
stop being a candy ass faggot and listen to your mother

>>35454709
No, using Lysol in place of air freshener is fucking retarded. It smells terrible anyway, so you'd just be mixing two bad smells.

>>35454733
don't talk back to me young man, go to your room.

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>>35454755
I'm always in my room anyway mom!!!

>>35454610
Lysol is not an air freshener, it's a disinfectant. OP is right. You can get RAD (Restricted Airway Disease) from inhaling too much of it.

Don't fuck with your lungs. People are too careless with disinfectants these days, especially bleach.

>>35454839
if you don't want to risk hurting then don't take such stinky poops.

>>35454839
But bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water.
Therefore, we are bleach.

>>35454676
>>35454839

>too much
>prolonged exposure

OP's mom wasn't asking her autistic son to huff the cans of Lysol for a week straight.

I spray Lysol in our washroom all the time after my autistic dad has his morning diarrhea and I'm fine.

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>>35454676
>mfw had a friend who grew up in the sticks of Georgia, had a tractor accident that cut his hand open, so his family decides putting lysol on the wound should take care of it
He has a really nasty scar now

>>35454574
why the fuck are you shitting with the door open you degenerate animal?

>>35455041
At least he's not shitting in a can or bucket!

>>35454922
*intense hallucination of teeth falling out*

>>35454922
Maybe this ams a stupid question, but why don't you just pour bleach into our cups of urines?

>>35455041
I'm not, I poop with the door closed, and then I leave the door open when I come out.

>>35455189
Why not just spray it in from the doorway and close the door? Your mom didnt tell you to sit in the bathroom after you spray it like its not that hard

>>35454574
>says it's dangerous
>comes off as retarded
>doesn't explain his position
>just repeats it like a moron

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>he doesn't shit exclusively in ziploc bags
Wtf is your life even?