>Be me, 22 year old educationfag >Too alpha to work, too

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>Be me, 22 year old educationfag
>Too alpha to work, too beta to leave school
>start new science project
>"time for group work"
>endmylife.jpg
>get paired with the ugliest girl in the class, Mayuh (yes her parents were lefty cucks)
>I'm a 5" 6" skinnyfag beta
>We work in utter silence
>After 2 weeks of group work we begin to warm up with each other
>betterthannothing.gif
>She shows me the magic of nitrogen
>We use it to make fertilizer
>End up using said fertilizer to make the dankest of dank
>Dat Dank Draws Dem Do Nuffins
>One din dun nuffin starts bluffin
>Blames us for the grass his puffin
>Cops find the weed
>Yes indeed
>Me and Mayuh make a bomb plan
>Use nitrogen to create balloon based explosives
>Said explosives burn several niggers from a distance, no suspects.
>Looks like Mayuh showed me how to drop a N Bomb.