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>at work
>talking to a Pakistani guy I work with
>he looks and sounds like he works for Dell technical support
>he asks me if I have a girlfriend
>lol no
>he says in a really Indian accent "oooh you should try the girl who works here"
>he's talking about my oneitis
>say "haha she wouldnt be interested in me"
>"JUST ASK HER MAN IT IS THAT EASY ASK HER FOR COFFEE. I WILL ASK HER FOR YOU IF YOU WANT"
>"haha thanks for the offer man but don't worry"
>oneitis walks in
>paki guy asks her "HEY DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?"
>she says no
>paki guy says "oh okay then"
Th-Thanks try trying paki bro
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>>35451288
top keks, Ali tried his best
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Who doesnt like coffee? Do you think she was telling the thruth?
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>>35451322
>Who doesnt like coffee? Do you think she was telling the thruth?
I don't drink coffee
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>>35451288
paki bros are chill, i have a few as friends from childhood.
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>>35451344
Me too. Chill dudes
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>>35451322
tastes like dirt
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>>35451322
children mostly
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>>35451380
>>35451336
How do you guys function in the morning? I cant talk to people unless I had my coffee lol.
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>>35451288
>>35451344
Damn, I wish i had a paki bro... The ones i knew back in school we're horrible, only fight i had was with a skinny pakistani kid
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>>35451288
>muslims are most redpilled and therefore based
Alahu Akbar
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>>35451518
>HE WAS REDPILLED
lol he said that all you need to do is just b urself and ask he for coffee... that's bluepill niga
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Robots have failed to notice that she may have said no because she was thinking that the Packie guy wanted to go on a date with her.
Fuck coffee, though. I hate the stuff.
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