>"Do you know you great it feels to be loved by you

>>35451052
>it's an escortbro episode

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>there will never be another Marina thread series

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>"Gosh I think I might just have a little sleep on the train home. I hope you don't mind if I start drooling on your shoulder! Today was the best day I've had in a long time Anon. I'll always remember these adventures of ours, forever!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N46Dr36Oxuw ]

>tfw I've had 3 GFS and none of them have ever said anything remotely as sweet as that

Women are a fucking self centered meme dude

>>35451187
G3T 0UT.

>>35451199
I wasn't always this way. Ive returned to /r9k/ to warn my former brothers.

Stick to anime
Stick to fantasies

The burning passion you feel for the girl you love cannot be reciprocated. She is incapable

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>"Your hands are cold Anon! Why didn't you tell me, we could have held hands earlier! Oh Anon, if we're going to be boyfriend and girlfriend you have to let me look after you a little more than you do. Okay? After all, you're always there for me when I'm sick or feeling down. I love you Anon, now let's get your hands nice and warm!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tha1p7rny74 ]

>>35451290
What are some actual non-normie-tier books that are written like that?

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>"Can I ask you a question? Sure? Were you nervous, before our date tonight? Oh good! I was too! Gosh I was on the phone to my sister for like half an hour freaking out since I was so anxious! I hope I've made a good impression at least, even if you don't want to see me again. I mean, I understand if you- Oh. You do? Really! Yay! Geez Anon you're so hard to read, you know that!?"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg ]

Can someone tell me who's she?

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>"Hey! Good morning Anon. Did you sleep well? My classes got cancelled because of the snow, so I guess I'm stuck with you all day! If you don't feel like getting out of bed yet I could bring you some breakfast and we could watch a movie together or something. Why are you smiling like that? Anon! Tell me! Is there something in my hair!?"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6lAvspdWpE ]

>>35451588
>Irene
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

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>"I guess neither of our lives turned out how we hoped they might. Well, hey, at least we ended up meeting each other, right? Even if we don't have the kind of jobs we hoped we might or the kind of money that would make life less scary. As long as I have you Anon then nothing scares me. The love I feel for you is more powerful than anything I've felt before and than anything I'm ever likely to feel again. I love you Anon, thanks for everything."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzdF77CoLE0 ]

emancipation of the general female, instead of the exceptional one, was a mistake

Nobody talks like this, it sounds like extremely shitty relationship establishing exposition from a shitty show or movie

>>35451946
ITS LOVE UTOPIA, LET ME DREAM

>>35451713
Knowing I'll never hear this one hurts the most

>>35451888
They only do this because men ask for it.

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>"Is that what you really think? Oh Anon, the only reason I haven't been more forward and expressive is because I'm afraid you'll think I'm intrusive. I know you find it difficult to be intimate with people, and I'd hate for you to close up and shut me out of your life. If that means it'll take a little longer for us to open up to each other and show our weaknesses then that's okay. I like being around you Anon, and I want to be around you for a long time as long as you want that too."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzASBC6k1RU ]

>>35451159
>train

What is this, the turn of the century?

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>>35451052
These threads are the reason you're a virgin, OP.

>>35451052
If a girl said that shit to me I'd run a mile.

Newfag here. Who are these girls?

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>"whats that anon? Of course you can put it in my butt! I would never do it for anyone else but you're so special and I the special magical pixie girl you've always dreamed of"

>>35454820
An invader subverting these types of posts in all of those threads would be a dream come true

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>"Teehee hi anon! I know you'd never even suggest it because you're a perfect gentleman but I know all guys dream about a 3some! My friend Tina has always wanted to fuck you! We're both TOTALLY 100% straight but we'll fuck each other because we want your life to be a total fantasy lad!"

>>35451052
Women don't say these things unless your top-tier Chad that even a conceited woman knows is out of her league. 99% of women expect a man to lavish praise on her, but not too much or it's a turn off. Female genocide when?

>>35454953
>>35454820
You forgot the youtube links. Amateur.

i really, really wanna die rn

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>>35451052
That's a pretty comfy pic you got there, but check this one out.