*Blocks your path* >I've been hearing rumors around campus

*tips baseball cap and walk away*

>>35448062
Whichever answer lets me pound you from behind while you call me daddy havent been a virgin for years

>>35448078
*takes glasses off*
*unsheathes tanto*
Heh, I may be a virgin in sex but not murder
*teleports behind whore*
*cut her lines of death 100 times*
*walk away*

>>35448062
havent had sex for so long so pretty much

"a-a-actua- actually I errr i- i th-t-thin-think th-tha-t-tha-that yo-you-you-you're errr nev-mind"

*shuffles away and looks at the floor*

>>35448125

*takes off fingerless gloves*
*fireballs you*
*K/O*

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>>35448062
*teleslavs behind you*

Hear u want gf?

M'lady I am protecting my virginity. I am a high ranking wizard. I have levels of wizardry that you can't imagine. My powers are growing stronger every day. If you or any kind of roasty whore try's to take that away from me... I might just have to take out my katakana and things could get really REALLY ugly! *sips mnt dew and bites into a hot pocket*

>>35448062
>*Blocks your path*

>push roastie whore out of the way

>walk into my room and get on r9k

*Unsheathe kantana*
*Teleport behind her*

Nothing personal kid.

I'm as pure as the driven snow, baby

>>35448062
heh... not for much longer...

*teleports behind you*

*unzips your clothes*

*inserts the male connector into the female connector*

heh... so it begins...

*adb push semen /body/vagina/*

heh... transaction completed successfully...

*disconnects*

heh... i call you tomorrow... babby...

i lied about calling you