Fembots, would you date me? >know how to listen to problems

Are you good looking? Because that's literally all that matters, none of the shit you mentioned.

If you still think women care about you being "caring I can help ur problems I giv gud hugs!1!1!" etc you're retarded.

Would you get fat if I asked you to?
If the answer is positive, then yes.

>>35447064
>r9k poster
>>mentally healthy
Suuure

If you're as great as you think, then how come you can't get a gf? What did you leave out? Are you a kissless virgin NEET by any chance?

>>35447090
Yes I am godd looking, not Chad but still, a litte "cute", though I'd say I am average af

>>35447106
It depends, but being fat or skinny it is not a problem for me, so as you wish desu
>>35447141
I'm just a dumb, don't ask, it's a long story but basically it is really difficult for me getting a "gf"

>>35447106
>Would you get fat if I asked you to?
That's an interesting request.

>>35447064
>im a good lover

This made me realize I want a virgin bf and think less of men who've had sex before kek.

>>35447270
Why would anyone who's a virgin by choice deal with your used-up cunt self?

>>35447270
There is no connection betwenn being good lover and being virgin/nonvirgin baka

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>>35447064

>would love you without focusing on physical appearance


Good meme dude

>>35447343
Are you a dumb teenager?

>>35447064
Do you know how unattractive it is to say "I have zero standards and will worship any woman that lets me"?

>How's your financial status?
>can you send our kids to college?
>Educational attainment?
>can you offer a stable lifestyle?

These are what women ask these days. Being a good lover wont cut it.

>>35447394
Oh you're still thinking about standards, then you should leave this is a +18 website.

>>35447394
Not so fast anon! I'm a woman with extremely low standards and will worship any man that let's me. Sounds very comfy desu

>>35447407
I like how you're generalizing

>>35447475
Worship me then, but describe yourself first

>>35447361

All the OP said was "I don't care if your ugly"


What a cuck

>>35447394
This person is a complete ass, but I can't completely disagree. I mean come on

>>35447513

4'9
320 pounds
3 inch dick when fully erect
NEET
Over 9000 Pepe's saved on my hard drive
Pls b my gf

>>35447305
I am a pure virgin myself.
>>35447325
How would he know he's a good lover if he hasn't had sex before?

>>35447576
>pure
I doubt that.

>>35447576
I'm OP. I haven't had sex before but I had a "gf", but I'll let you know that sex is not the most important at least for me.

>>35447713
You got caught trying to sell snake oil.
Stop making lies to try and attract people. It's making you look like an even bigger faggot than you really are

>>35447732
Ok, madman.

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>>35447713
>gf
>virgin
What went originally wrong OP?

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>>35447475
>tfw girls like this aren't real

>>35447064
OP, posting something like this makes you seem really desperate, which is an unattractive trait. You gotta do better than this.

>>35447064
HOW TALL ARE YOU?

WHERE DO YOU WORK?

WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FAMILY?

>>35447064
Can I control what you eat and how you dress? I may want to control how many times you use the bathroom too...
Can I slap you in the face and/or butt regularly?
Can I regularly lock you in a room or basement Plus tie you sometimes?
I will eventually pet your hair and even cuddle for a Couple minutes...
Also I may or may not Kiss you. But you can aways kiss my feet.
Penetration will NEVER happen but I may help you once in a while if I am in a good mood (which almost never happens).
take it ir leave haha

>>35449188
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THIS?
>>35449696
No.

>>35447064
>would you cheat?
>are you khv?
>can you deal with my intense insecurity?
>do you have any fetishes

>>35449922
>would you cheat?
Never, that's the worst thing a guy can do in a relationship, it would be so much pain
>are you khv?
Yes..
>can you deal with my intense insecurity?
What kind of insecurity?
>do you have any fetishes

Yes but normal ones, not weird. Though I would be kinda ok if the other person has them.

>>35450033
Insecurity that'd you'd like other people, also that you'd become bored and lose interest in me over time, or it's too much hassle to tolerate when I'm nervous over stupid shit
Post contact OP?

>>35449696
I wish you could be my senpai

>>35450104
>Insecurity that'd you'd like other people

Same here If you'd be with me, would you cheat?
Bored? I dont think so. Well hmu and we'll talk.

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