Why don't you guys just start playing sports if you

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If doing sports was a surefire way to get laid, everybody would be playing sports.

If doing sports was a surefire way to get healthy, everybody would be playing sports.

Oh wait. Sport is fucking boring work.

>>35445401
that is the best jump cut in the history of porn webms, and i don't even like black/white porn

I played tennis when I was a kid.
I'm good looking but morbidly obese.
Okay, I was good looking...
I have decided to lose the weight.

When I do lose the weight my dream is to start playing tennis again, join a tennis club and find a hot bitch from there. They're usually rich as fuck too. I will hide my mental problems.

I know it won't happen but let me dream. I need something, a goal to keep me going to lose the weight at least before I get a heart attack.

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>>35445401
>can't run for more than five seconds without feeling sick

tried boxing, got kicked out for bitting.

I was the captain of the football (soccer) team in high school and it did nothing for me.

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I'm a boxer and lost interest in women. My new kink is training and getting into the ring.

>Why don't you guys do [insert idiotic idea that has nothing to do with it] thread #124,576,348

I play basketball everyday. it doesn't help

it's not like girls watch you play. I played varsity basketball for 4 years in high school and I still never got laid.

>>35445401
Because I don't want to fuck a fuck hole. WHY DON'T YOU STUPID NORMIE FUCKING GET IT, I'M SURE I'VE SAID IT MORE THAN ONCE. I DON'T WANT A STUPID HOE TO RUIN MY LIFE.

>>35446195
just bang guys

Look at your post, OP. You're implying robots have to do things others don't have to do, just to get the bare minimum. Robots don't want to be ripped, they don't want to be athletic, they don't want to be playboys. They just want a normal happiness.