What's a not so bad secret about you, robots? Like something that's just kind of embarrassing.
>don't dance
>say I'm bad at it
>have a pretty good robot I can do just for kicks if people really want to see something
>have some bad insomnia, like I wake up after a couple hours of sleep and just give up for the rest of the night
>have a tradition of getting baked as fuck, turning on some borderline gay 80s tunes and dance for a couple hours
>been doing this for years
>think I'm getting pretty gud at it
>still will never show off my midnight moves for the rest of my life
i watch twitch tv
>not so bad secret
what if my only secrets are completely terribly bad
>>35443020
Reported to the FBI.
>>35443039
Then, uh, share your least bad one I guess?
>>35443058
I was sexually taken advantage of by a girl who was supposed to be a "lesbian" while I was half passed out drunk
yes I'm a man
no I didn't enjoy it
no its not "niceee"
>>35443133
Well, was she fat or horrible looking or something?
>>35443155
not fat but not pretty
and I was scared because I was the only straight guy in a house full of lesbian women and her gf was right there and if I objected or her gf found out she might have blamed me and who are the police gonna believe not a fucking white male thats for sure
>>35443184
Yeah, no, I can see that. I once had a girl accuse me of sexual assault to the police for the sole reason that I wouldn't give her junkie mom $40. Thankfully the police weren't retarded and noticed she looked just fine for someone who was reportedly assaulted.
dont ask me what I was doing in a lesbian house, trying to have friends is a hell of a drug
>start typing out secret
>realize how much of a fucking scumbag I am
>delete post
>>35443208
friends dont let friends have friends
>>35442985
I don't usually tell anyone, but i talked 2 people out of suicide.
I really like furry speedcore techno music. People think I only like Metallica and CCR.