>have a chance with a girl >sperg out and get philosophical

Stop it scoop. I know you made this thread

>>35441081
>have a chance
>sperg out
No you didn't.

>>35441465
Well I mean sometimes it goes like this
>Have a chance
> Sperg out
> Have an even better chance

>>35441081
please stop
philosophy is a useful tool to seem intelligent without having put any work in

you didn't lose your chance because you were too intelligent or because she didn't understand anything; you lost your chance because you're a cringy pseude

If you read translations of Schopenhauer, you don't know shit either. So keep your mouth closed and just talk about the plebeian shit you actually know.

>>35441081
Why do you feel like you have to get philosophical OVER TEXT? Stay light and casual, dude.

>>35441524
>>35441535
Non of this is true
Please stop trying to make people insecure

>>35441434
>Stop it scoop. I know you made this thread
i warned you about philosophy bro

>>35441535
>If you read translations of Schopenhauer, you don't know shit either.
Schopenhauer is a hack, I just used the Wojak cause it's the only relevant one I have.

>>35441564
What? Fuck I got happy because I thought you liked him

>>35441554
im not, he's full dunning-kruger

the second OP realizes this is the second he can actually get a girlfriend

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>>35441524

Anti-intellectual shills GET OUT.

>>35441606
I got a gf by saying philosophical shit. Hell I almost got to bang my cousin because of it.

>>35441644
actually me too anon, she was completely brain dead though so there's that

>>35441712
Yeah, also my ex was schizophrenic and bipolar also cousin was a trouble maker. Those are the only two type of girls it works on really

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>>35441081
>sperg out and get philosophical while texting her
you mean
>rephrase some garbage i read on /lit/ and /pol/
pic very related, just replace fabulous with intellectual

>>35441778
>Implying /lit/ and /pol/ are garbage
Get a life

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>>35441778
>this is what sub 100 IQ brainlets actually believe

>>35441742
lol

godspeed anon

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>>35441081
>Acts like a pretentious twat
>I am too le smart and philosophical for these plebs. I bet they don't even read Dawkins.
Anon, shut the fuck up.

>>35441939
Don't post to him like that

the "smart gf" meme is a trap. you'll be happier with an average but interesting/kind gf.

>>35441564

>Schopenhauer
>A hack

Fuck off

>>35441969
What are you gonna do, call the mods?

>>35441081
Show screencaps so we know its real

>>35442060
No, even if I did it wouldn't do much. I don't want you hurting him by saying hurtful things.

>>35442100
Life is hurtful, why should the internet be any different?

>>35442120
We're all just animals. Why shouldn't we just roll around in the mud fucking and killing each other?

>>35442120
>why should the internet be any different?
That's just an excuse. You mean "why should I* be any different". I'm not asking you to be different. I'm not asking you to do anything. I'm saying don't say hurtful things. It's mean and I don't like it.

>>35442186
Is this not exactly what we're already doing?

>>35442216
You can't confuse normative and positive statements. There is a difference between what is and what ought to be. Accepting the fact of one doesn't refute the desirability of the other.

>>35442251
The 'other' you speak of, was never mentioned. Your point was 'why don't we just fuck and kill each other willy-nily', and my point was that, actually, we already do.

>>35441081
Because theres no such thing.

All girls list "netflix" as a hobby. They know nothing about technology. They jsut bumble through life with their head in the clouds being nothing except "bored" and "hungry" and "sick" all the time.

>>35442305
I'm sorry, I thought it was implied that the alternative was not doing that.

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>have a chance with a girl
>sperg out and get fascist while texting her
>she understands nothing
>chance lost
I DO THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME
WHY CAN'T A JUST FIND A QT WHITE NATIONALIST GIRL

>>35441081
Why would you even want to stay with her if she's so simple minded?