>tfw your friend cancels plans with you to hang out with a girl he's only known a week
>>35439342
If he doesnt get laid kick him in the nuts after youre done sucking him off
>tfw your friend is becoming a chad before your eyes when you were both robots beyond hope a few years ago.
He's on to better things and I'm still here.
>>35440029
Let this practice make perfect for a lifetime of future rejection
>He doesn't know the bros before hoes meme is just a meme peddled by guys who aren't getting any
Don't want to alarm you, but my former best friend got it on with a landwhale a while back and he hasn't talked to me in weeks. Not the first time, either.