>its another "Anon gets drunk alone and drunkenly shitposts

>>35438689
>it's that part of the episode where he finally gets tired and lays down alone and hopes to have a dream tonight

>>35438706
>it's not that time of the episode yet

>it's anon drinks for the first time and posts his bank account number.

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>>35438706
>doesn't have a dream that night, wakes up in the middle of the night to nightpost.

>>35438706
>he's drunk so he doesn't have any nightmares or dreams at all tonight
I can't decide whether dreams are better or worse than reality

>>35438746
all I have is nightmares

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>>35438689

>tfw been doing this for the past 7 years

>that part in the episode when Anon realizes it's better to spill his drunken spaghetti all over anonymous 4chan users than real people in a bar

>tfw in an attention whore (want to have some kind of social interaction with someone)-mood
>no attention whore thread
god bless, less regret for tomorrow

>>35438689

i drink so much beer my belly looks like those african kids with worms, despite going to the gym all the time

im dying

>>35438689
Oh jeez that's me.

fuck the "frog and feels tavern"
this is not a bar a pub or a tavern.
this is not classy.
this is Anons getting drunk alone
say what you want and drink what you want and I can't promise you will find resolution to your problems

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>drink half bottle of vodka
>too tired to do anything
>can't sleep because feel like puking
this is shit

>>35438689
that's a nice pepe you got there, op

the next glass goes for you and the imaginary friends i'll never have

>>35439092
how big is this alleged bottle?

>>35439121
nice pepe you got there. IT'D BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT...!
steal if you want, I stole it too
and next glass of what sir?
I raise my cheap ass Coors Light lager to you

>>35439324
the cheapest single malt i've bought so far, "The Ardmore". never even heard of it before i saw it on sale, but it was cheaper than my usual.

stole it before i even wrote, i like to be /devilish/ from time to time

>drink alcohol
>get headache
fuck this shit

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>>35439452
so it's like a 40?

>>35439500
i'm not a burger so i don't really know if 40 just means a beer, it's some shitty whisky

>>35439571
yes, 40 ounces of shitty whiskey

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did your beverage come in a bottle like this