>be me an hour ago
>just getting back from work. half hour walk
>At spicy food at work
>stomach gurgles
"oh no"
>quickly try to contain my shit
>about 5 minutes from home
>can't contain
>dive into a bush
>quickly pull my pants down
>shit everywhere
>oh god the smell
>diahrea
>nothing to wipe with
>take my socks off
>wipe with my socks
>still smell
>walk home
>pants are ruined
>underwear is ruined
>feel disgusted
I feel like a robot now more than ever
You are seriously retarded, OP.
>not dragging your ass along the ground like a dog
not a real robot