>uncles invites me to a whorehouse How do I declined it without

>>35436697
>i have a gf
>i converted to a fundamental independent KJV only Baptist, who is against fornication but also thinks fags should be thrown of buildings ISIS style, so no homo
Pick whichever you like best

tell him you don't pay for sex and that you prefer real intimate relationships or some bullshit like that

>>35436697
Is he paying?

>>35436758
His first question was if I had a gf. Going with the baptist then.

>>35436820
Yep. Problably my mom asked him. I can't even tell her a akward history with a girl...

>>35436856
Then go for it my man. You'll feel so much more confident when you don't have the thought of losing your virginity constantly looming over your head.

Tell them they are degenerates and that they will burn in hell.

>>35436697
But are you gay?

>>35436889
I'm not virgem anymore, I just think sex is overrated and I would feel very insecure doing it with a person I don't know.

>>35436978
No.

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>>35436821
Excellent choice, anon. The lord will approve of this.

>>35436821
Watch some Pastor Steve Anderson on Youtube if you want to get into character