I'm about to smoke marijuana for the first time. What

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>>35436458
>I'm about to smoke marijuana for the first time. What am I in for?

Why? Don't do it. Drugs are a waste of time.

>>35436476
learn to enjoy life

maybe you will stop frequenting this board

First time my head felt like a blimp that was slowly hovering away from my body.

nothing, it only works the second time after your body has broken it in.

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>>35436476
>Why?
I hear it's a good stress reliever.
>Don't do it. Drugs are a waste of time.
OK, mom.

>>35436504
that's not true at all, hwat the fuck are you talking about

>>35436458
take a couple hits and wait a few minutes for it to kick in.

Don't smoke too much too fast or you might get scared.


other than that have fun

>>35436487
>learn to enjoy life
If you really think drugs are the best way to enjoy life then I think you are doing something wrong anon

>>35436504
Smoked a weed for the first time the other day, can confirm

>>35436458
As someone who started smoking the devil's lettuce fairly frequently, I think it's way overrated but still feels pretty nice. Expect to cough a ton the first couple times, too.

>>35436571
*Recently, not frequently

I'm about to take some vitamin gummies for the first time, what am I in for?

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>>35436571
Pretty much exactly this. Don't think it's the best thing OP. It's cool to do for a couple of times or so, but gets kind of dull pretty fast. Also watch out you don't start to depend on weed to make you happy. It will only strengthen the depression. Also be sure to drink lots of water.

>>35436458
Being a lazier cunt than you normally are. It also smells awful.
>>35436487
Happiness is for the wealthy, peasants like you are to settle for staving off boiling anger.

the first time I smoked I was super scared because I kept forgetting I existed and felt like I was changing dimensions each second

OP you need to have a clock next to you ro nearby and plan everything ahead so you dont get stuck in a time loop.

weed slows down your perception

just know that you will feel high about 5-15 minutes in, you will peak at 30-60 minutes and will come down about 1hour 30 to 2 hours


just stay calm, dont be around people you dont trust, be comfortable and in a safe place
watching a movie or video helps TREMENDOUSLY to distract and FEEL the high more