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>mom find out I'm a kissless virgin >first thing she

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>mom find out I'm a kissless virgin
>first thing she does after that revelation is hire a lawyer and writes me out of her will
>says she doesn't want any of her estate to go to a dead end.
people say getting a woman will cost a lot of money but in my case the opposite happened.
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>>35436407
The only reasonable course of action is to brutally murder your mother
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>>35436407
>kissless virgin
>posts image from a harem manga about monster girls
Please, I can only laugh so much
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she knows i fap, mom just came to me a few minutes ago because my back was hurting. she asked me what i was doing i told her looking at porn want to give me a hand job. she said no.
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I can kiss you, you hot bitch.
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>>35436468
I dont get the joke, why is it funny?
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>>35436467
Nah, if OP's story is true and she's made a new will, even killing her will get him nothing anymore except jail time or lethal injection.

Best he kills himself at this point.
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Cut all contact and let her stew for a few decades.
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>>35436407
Roasties that have beta sons go fucking bananas
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If you ever get a gf or a wife, don't let her come crawling back to you. Please.
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My mother disowned me and kicked me out just for voting for the "wrong political party" I am going to be successful just to watch her stew and then I'll scream btfo and stab her to death
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>>35438842
>violent
>wants to stab a woman to death
>posts on r9k

typical trumplet everyone
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