WHO HERE /30+/? GET IN HERE ELDERS OLD THREAD ON /FIT/ >>40622483#

Rofl kill urself grandpa

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GET UR ASS IN HERE ELDERFAGS

>>35434740
Been tryin for years sunny

34.

pretty bitter. wizard. ugly as fuck. face needs 3 more jaw surgeries to get to average. plus hair surgery.

body doesn't work right. health problems.

i make top 1% income or i'd kill myself.

>>35434782
pretty similar here. 31, wizard, bitter, ugly.. not interested in surgery though. Miserable, yet wealthy so at least I can live comfy.

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>>35434740
god damn i love being 20

>>35434758
We can't, were all attempting suicide.

>>35434782
>Top 1 percent income
>Wizzard
Wat

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>>35434740
Wage cuck. I lift weights, but an accident broke my body and i have to start over from zero after recovery.

30 and been working the same wageslave job for the last 10 years making $12/hr.

JUST

>>35434798

why no interest in surgery? nothing fixable or don't care?

>>35434806

20 for me was undergrad. had a few friends but mostly was lonely and felt rejected by women. face was still severely deformed (hadn't had first jaw surgery yet).

when you're getting fucked by life it doesn't matter how old you are.

i often wish i was 90 so i'd be ready to die.

>>35434830
Not that anon, but I find being wealthy to be extra isolating. I wasn't good with people before, and now one more thing sets me apart. I don't flaunt it or anything, but people figure it out by where you live and so forth. I even drove a modest car for a while but now I don't give a fuck since don't have any friends anyways

>>35434841
Just don't really care, I guess. I don't really see the point. If I wasn't so scared, I could get laid buying a whore. As far as a gf, I think that ship has passed for me regardless of if some doctor could make me look better.

>>35434798

32 and hideous. Had all the money I could ever want, but it wasn't enough to fill the void. Tired of humans.

>>35434740

>35
>neet
>push on refresh all day long

>>35434841

>why

Not sure about him, but at this point I figure you've either learn to live with it or you've killed yourself.

>>35434861

you ever try online dating? i tried it a few months ago for a few weeks. Got fed up with messaging girls and then not responding or responding with one word replies.

Pretty much seems if you don't want a fat chick you have to put a ridiculous amount of effort and I don't care or have it in me for that.

I am 32 and unlike the others I don't make any money, so not sure what they are going on about.

People kill themselves for all sorts of reasons, why would I do it for being a virgin?

>>35434841
It sounds like you already are friendo

>>35434889

ugliness is one of the worst curses. I can't even imagine how bad my life would have been if I hadn't had my first jaw surgery.

I was bottom 0.1% then, now I'm just bottom 5%.

>>35434941

Yeah but my body will carry me forward in this zombie existence another ~55 years.

Not gonna kill myself. Already had a long time to mull that over. I'm dying naturally.

>>35434917
Never have. Everyone who tries it seems to say exactly what you are. I think if I wanted to try to date I need to try going to young professional events and such. I get invited to them sometimes but I'm always too tired to go or find some other excuse.

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>>35434966
I here ya. Suicide is a mental grapple for every robot. Even for us cyborgs to

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>>35434740
I DID NOT SEE YOUR THREAD BEFORE I POSTED THIS ONE, 25+

WE ARE THE TRUE ELDERFAGS

JOIN OUR THREAD AND LET US BECOME ONE

GIVE ME YOUR YOUTH

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>>35435117
THE ARMOR OF MY YOUTH HAS TURNED TO RUST
-Howard Moon

>>35434752

>wasting his youth on an ancient website for old people
>actually believing your life has value

>>35434806

You're just a twenty year old loser who still has to go through the pain of when it really hits home just how utterly fucked you are.

>>35435009
>young professional events

Wtf are those? I never heard of such a thing.

Current feels:

>tfw spending longer hours after work because nothing to come home to
>tfw picking up extra work because remember I have to pay my taxes and haven't planned for it
>tfw sample skin colors for my future sex doll have arrived and now I need to pick the right one.
>tfw bought a GeekChef 11-in-1 rice cooker so I can make healthy lentil/barley/chick pea/rice meals with zero effort.
>tfw everything on netflix has romantic undertones so is completely unwatchable.

>>35434840
Holy shit, how do you keep going?

>>35435322
Young professional type meetups, usually has a charity involved. So you pretend to care about the charity when really just trying to meet someone that is similar to yourself.

my big brother is 35 , he lives with my mom, has a sort of autism, im 100% sure is a virgin, no friends, he refuses to get a job, has anger issues, he dreams with becoming rich and famous with his god awful visual novel about wizards, skeletons and others amateur scifi cliches, he is into fruta, incest and trap porn(found his folder, idiot didnt even hide it) and he collect child pornography, are you guys worse than this?

>>35435446

I've still never heard of such a thing. You mean on meetup.com? Or what?

>>35435464

Sounds like a cool guy.

>>35435464
Damn, that's pretty much me, except instead of visual novel, working on an mmo... and no pron.

lol if any of you guys go to a convention or a magic tourny, or even a video game tourny, there are several guys over 30 who are virgins, they just don't talk about it.

It's so funny how normies come here and think being a virgin over 30 is unusual.

31 here
Not a wizard (2 girls, both over 7 years ago)
Making OK money, can buy health insurance, nice food, clothes
No friendos :(

>>35435475
No. The last one I got invited too was a charity event at a botanical garden. My patent attorney invited me to go. Apparently it's mostly 30 something professionals, but I never went so can't tell you.

>>35434830
>>Top 1 percent income
>>Wizzard
He misspelled "retard".

Who here played Actual Sunlight?

It is a game about a 30+ wizard named Will ONeil.

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/actual-sunlight-might-be-the-most-painfully-real-video-game-youll-ever-play-000

https://twitter.com/willoneill

His game is about being a suicidal wizard as is he. But his twitter is pretty sad as he listens to pop justin beiber music and complains about video games.

The game however won awards.

im 42. life is so hard when you live in a small town. theres no one i want to be friends with, no meet up groups, nothing to do, no job opportunities. i rarely leave my moms house. i wish i could motivate myself to have goals, and be productive, but i honestly dont want anything. i dont care about betterng myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0m1YzRu4M

Just took a mirtazapine 15 mg and quetiapine 25 mg so I can go to bed soon. Being awake sucks.

>>35435842
mirtazapine really fucked me up, but yeah helps you sleep. my dick didn't work on it though... guess that doesn't really mater

Not 30 yet but I will be 28 very soon. One of the worst things about myself I feel is how addicted to the internet I have become.

It isn't even out of the ordinary for me to spend up to 12-16 hours on the computer. In fact it is a very special day whenever I am on 8 hours or less for whatever reason. Which is pretty much no reason since I am in my room all day.

>>35435475

like vegan social events. chicken saves, protesting outside slaughterhouses, etc

>>35435859

Really? Hasn't affected my dick at all though I hardly even masturbate. Makes me hungrier and helps me sleep which is mixed. I'm ~153 lb ~15% body fat so I'm not in bad shape but sometimes I just want to eat junk like crazy and I have to resist it.

Overall definitely couldn't survive without it. Plus the dissolving tablets taste like candy.

>>35435908

Fuckin lol. I'm not going to that kind of crazy shit. Those types of girls will be nuts. I don't eat beef/pork but I do eat chicken/fish.

>>35435541
>No porn
Come on now

>>35435912
Yeah, that's what I meant. It killed my sex drive so much I never fapped. Only time I'd fap is when I took a shit and it had been so long since I fapped some prostate fluid would drip out and so as long as my dick was messy I'd rub one out.

33 Wizard. No nuttin ever no bases. Live isolated from society on the road full time RVing tellecommuting. Go anywhere I can get 4g and prefer national forests. Closest female contact comes a couole times a year when I get a haircut.

>>35435965

I never had much of a sex drive. I don't think there's been a significant decrease due to the medication. If it's been decreasing it's just because I see no point in fantasizing about sex because it's meaningless.

The more you fantasize about something the more power it has over you. I have tried to cut it out of my life as much as possible. I don't look at porn either.

>>35435713
A TRUE SENTINEL APPEARS

>>35435981
>Live isolated from society on the road full time RVing tellecommuting

That's pretty neat. What kind of work do you do? Do you ever feel like a loner/incel version of Sam/Dean Winchester?

>>35435877
Acheivement unlocked
Went outside

>>35436014
What other meds you on? What's your diagnosis?

>>35435981
pic of rv interior? sounds comfy

>>35435908
>Chicken saves
Not a fucking clue

>>35436071

I'm just depressed and I have chronic insomnia. Mirtazapine 15 mg is all I take regularly. I have taken escitalopram 10 mg a day which is okay too but doesnt' help with sleep. And I have some zopiclone I can take every now and then if I still can't fall asleep. Plus some old quetiapine 25 mg tabs lying around from prev prescription.

>>35436087

seconded

we want pics

>>35435929

man, i knew this one vegan chick that planted pamphlets and animal torture brochures in the meat section of grocery stores. one of the worst cults out there

>>35435959
As rarely as I possibly can

I'm 34. I have never had sex and am generally depressed most of the time, am kinda just riding the wave till I die.

With out being too specific, I work as an unticketed trades person and make decent wage on a Monday to Friday job.

I stay in fair shape, I lift but am not exceptionally cut or anything like some to /fit/ bros.

I have my mom with me partly because I don't want her to live in some poor shithole apartment, she does not have or saved up any money.

I haven't seen any of my friends in 5 years or so, and I'm talking about ones I shared a strong bond with. They were all very successful where I am just some lower middle class layman.

31, not wizard. Slowly becoming less of a robot thru meeting people in hobbies. Dating does become a bit better in that there are more women interested in you, and willing to actively initiate contact. But it seems like all of the really good ones went off the market long ago.

>Turn 34 in a couple of months
>won the lotto almost a decade ago
>fast forward to today
>jobless, single, depressed

I've still gotta couple hundred grand left over but if I could turn back time, I would have never played the lotto.

If you gamble, quit while you're ahead. If you're depressed, more money will make you even more depressed because you'll realize the one thing that you thought would cure your depression only makes it worse.

>tl;dr: Dont gamble

>>35434740
>/FIT/
i went there once and they said bad aweful things to me

>>35436437

Did it help you pursue your passion?

>>35436570
My passion (if you can call it that) was to no longer be a virgin. I travelled and met women of all cultures. That feeling of achievement was short lived. I've traveled all over the world and have souvenirs to show for it. I'm still empty. Money won't fix that feeling.

>>35436633
Put it in an index fund.

>>35436437
Um yeah. Money WOULD buy happiness for me, thanks

>>35436633
>My passion (if you can call it that) was to no longer be a virgin.
yeah anytime i do a dreams and aspirations thread that seems to be more than half of peoples response,
you guys really set the bar low.

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>>35436437
I ROLLED STRAIGHT NINES FOR THAT BABY

>>35436633

Money has never filled the emptiness for me either. Finding a sense of purpose in life is the only thing that can, I think

Can someone tell me how to go to college? I'm 32 and never went. I have a high school education. I don't want to get student loans btw.

>>35436981
>Can someone tell me how to go to college?
If you know what you want to major in, see if you are eligible to apply this summer (if they have it in the summer). Otherwise, you may have to wait until the fall of 2018.

This may actually be a good time to see if you qualify and have all of the right courses. If you don't, you will have to go to school and get them before you can apply.

>I'm 32 and never went. I have a high school education.
I admire you. It's never too late to get an education and a career. Just make sure you take it serious. Days of slacking off are over.

>I don't want to get student loans btw.
This will push you even harder to get good grades if you're paying directly.
Do you have enough money saved up?

HOly shit oldfag 30 year old here. Been coming here for a few years now guys. Where this thread going after this board? I hate my life most of the time. I like 4chan

>>35436381

You sound a lot like me except my mom lives with my dad.

That's nice of you to keep her with you. Also you're probably less lonely that way. But it might also stifle your chances of becoming normal if htere is any chance left.

>>35436750

It's been my dream since I was 15. I'm 34 now. So I wouldn't say I set the bar low. I still haven't accomplished it. That's not an easy thing to do.

>>35434740
I saw a 30+ at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn?t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, ?Oh, like you?re doing now?? I was taken aback, and all I could say was ?Huh?? but he kept cutting me off and going ?huh? huh? huh?? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like ?Sir, you need to pay for those first.? At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually ?to prevent any electrical infetterence,? and then turned around and winked at me. I don?t even think that?s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>35437419

That's still a funny one.

>>35437302
Hello newfag. I make this thread on /r9k/ and /fit/ exclusively.
>Cyborg feels

I'm 31 tomorrow, and I've been NEET ever since the day after my 18th birthday

Government is kicking me off my autismbux in a few months and making me have to look and apply for work

How they expect me to do that I have no idea

>"So anon, what have you been doing for past 13 years?"
>"Nothing"
>"We'll be in touch"

My only option is self-employment and I have literally no idea how to go about it

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>>35437465
THE OP ALWAYS DELIVERS

>>35437473

Which gov't? What happens if you don't find work? Do you get benefits?

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>>35434740

31 years old here. Third world asshole desu

Well, its true you get your pick on womyn but they are 35+. Its not a meme, you actually have power over them but they are used and most of them have children.

Its not me lying to make memes come true, they really want you to date them, be their bf and have dates etc. They actually go out of their way to please you and show you to parents and friends. Its actually funny.

But after 3 months i get disgusted and leave them. They get really angry and its a pain to get rid of. Had problems with many of them.

Tired of 35 old fatties.

The younger ones do talk to you but are out of your league if you dont show off your wealth.

Life is comfy but lonely.

>>35437508
ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE

FUCK YOU ROBOTO
MOOT HALP

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>>35434740
>all these feels

Xxgzhjfjf

31. It's not so bad. I've reached god level apathy, which is mistaken for supreme confidence.. or maybe it is supreme confidence, unironically I don't actually care. I had sex last week, it was nice. Women my age are far less cunty and are desperate, they know they're expired. They know their personalities are crap and their looks no longer cover for it. They're willing to settle, they put in the effort, they make the moves. It's like hitting 30 is a sudden magical door where things just start to happen. There are downsides, sure. I completely forgot what happiness of joy feels like, I sometimes forget that it's actually a feeling and not an act. My hair is graying at the sides of my head a little. Beans now give me noxious gas. Really young girls, 18-23 are no longer sexually attractive and seem.. boogery, like gross in the way they conduct themselves. My dick doesn't get rock hard and throbbing anymore, but I still jerk off several times a day. The big thing though is friends. Never had much in that department to begin with, but now.. i'm next level lonely, but too jaded to befriend anyone. I'd kill for a plutonic female friend. At this point it's really the companionship of a female that I want most, the sex isn't as important, masturbation is good enough.

>>35437727
I'm 31 and have reached this serene contentment with being single. I started getting a lot of matches on Okcupid (tinder esque feature) after I got cool hobbies, and I just don't care... Most are also fat. Like for fuck's sake I'm short but I take care of my body, so can you.

30 year old friendless, jobless virgin here. The world is an okay place. Sometimes I'm up, sometimes I'm down. But everything's fine. I'll be alright.

>>35437806
the chics our age with amazing bodies are out there and just as willing. The problem is that they're really, really crazy.

Anyone else become short sighted due to a decade+ of constant internet usage?

Can't even read license plates anymore unless they're within like 30 feet.

>>35437440
Sometimes I pick a thread and reply with nothing but copy pasta I found off a search engine.
This really wasn't how I imagined my 30's was going to turn out.

>>35437727
>>35437806

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm 34 and I have not observed this nonsense about "women being easier". Unless you're talking about the fat ones.

Hitting on a 30 year old skinny girl is just as impossible as hitting on a 20 year old skinny girl. Maybe more impossible since there are hardly any 30 year old skinny girls in existence.

>>35437837
yeah my vision has gone to crap. Nothing worth seeing anyways though. Besides, I can't see pores on faces, everyone looks fairly decent until i put on my glasses.

>>35437879

Haha. Well you made me smile with that old one anyway for whatever it's worth.

>>35437881
Don't hit on them, just talk to them, be nice, and get booze involved. They'll take care of the rest.

>>35437918

Wut. Who am I supposed to "just talk to"? I'm talking about online dating.

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>>35434740
>tfw 26
>tfw gf
>had sex
>it's fucking overrated and dusgusting, literally worse than jacking off
>have read it before, but didn't believe it
>threw my chances at magic powers away for having my dick a minute inside a wet slimey stinking hole
>was so fucking close, but had to throw it all away because i believed the normie meme that sex is the best thing in the world

FUCKING NORMIES, WHY THE FUCK DOES THEIR FUCKING LIVES REVOLVE AROUND SEX??? IT'S LITERALLY LESS ENJOYABLE THAN SLEEPING AND EATING. WHY THE FUCK MUST THEY INSIST ON BRAINWASHING EVERYONE INTO BELIEVING THEIR RETARDED LIES???

>>35437900
turns out saying stuff on the internet isnt worth a whole lot. it's probably been nothing but a detriment to me in retrospect.

>>35437918
you're a piece of shit if you have to get a girl you don't know drunk to fuck
that's rape

>>35438017
You fucked up. How are you going to forgive yourself, anon?

>>35437127
>Do you have enough money saved up?
I have no credit, no savings and I'm between jobs
also i must warn you I am lazy
EXTREMELY LAZY

>>35438030
yeah i'll lose a lot of sleep over your opinion that contradicts thousands of years of tried and true methodology. chump.

>>35438075
If you have no savings and don't want a loan, you need to make a budget.

See how much tuition is and work around that.

>>35437984
dive bars and the like. find women who are alone and ask them to play pool. don't take the game seriously, encourage her to cheat if she takes a bad shot. assert that you suck at it. it works for me and i'm legitimately ugly.

>>35438137

What kind of women go to bars alone? I am not familiar with that phenomenon.

I went to a nightclub event a month or two ago and that was every bit as depressing as they were in my teens. Full of tall/handsome/young normies everywhere making me feel like a freak by comparison.

>>35438017
when you find a hot body with a tight juicy fit it's amazing. most of the time it's what you experienced, though. so yeah, secret's out.. sex is overrated.

>>35438137
It's extremely rare to find a woman alone in any bar, dive or not, let alone one with a pool table.

>>35438169
have you ever tried going to a nightclub while on acid?

>>35438169
you don't go to nightclubs or nice bars. you go to crappy hole in the wall bars.

>>35438183

I don't do acid. The only drugs I take are alcohol, benzos, marijuana, and prescription antidepressants.

>>35438180
no it's not. not trying to be a dick or contradictive for the sake of contradicting. it's literally not rare, though in fairness i live near seattle so location may have something to do with that.

>>35438183
I stopped doing acid after it just caused me to feel "wired," but not really uplifting party in my head anymore. I actually just felt like a wretched junkie last time I tried it and wanted the trip to end.

>>35434740

I will be 50 in June.

How exciting, fulfilling is my life?

2100 on a Friday night and I am sitting on the couch in a darkened room wearing a t-shirt and boots, posting on 4chan and my 15 year old dog sleeping (snoring) under the table.

About as good as it ever gets.

Microwave just chimed, time for pizza and some Sunkist.

>>35438257
>eating pizza at 9 PM

It's like you're trying to be fat.

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>>35437825
You have a good attitude anon

>>35438030
Ur raep

>>35437341
I think my only shot is with a SEA woman, just by the fact I work with so many of them. Originally I never found them attractive but being I am around them far more than any other race of woman, there features are the norm to me now and what I prefer as time went by.

I hate that it sounds like a bit of a meme.

>>35438283

Breakfast, 9pm is morning for me, start work at midnight, work until Noon, three 12 hour shifts a week, paid for 40, four days off, start again, Friday to Monday for the last 13 years, before that it was 20 long years in the Navy, I have eaten pizza every workday for breakfast for more than a decade.

>>35438368

I don't see any problem with that. If you're a white guy, that's pretty much the only requirement to get one.

Are you a perfectionist with women? Ie. Constantly judging and dismissing them due to your own insecurities?

>>35438396

Interesting breakfast.

I have a piece of fish/chicken with rice for breakfast.

I love pizza but I'm pretty sure if I did that i'd be super fat.

What's your height/weight/condition?

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>>35434740
>32

I had a social life in my early 20s, went to lots of parties and bars, even lived in a two party houses and managed to come out on the the other side a virgin.

I have think I have AvPD and pretended I was normal with shit loads of drinking and drug use. But eventually that turned all my friends away. I now have a cat an ok job.

I'll die alone, but I've moved past most my sucidal feelings, but there's only time.

32
Wizard
body is fucked up

want to die but don't want to die
think about doing something crazy sometimes

>>35438017
stop mocking us
it's cruel

>>35438200
Man that's a lot of shit

>>35438017

You must have bad sex. I'm 26 too! It's not so bad.

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>>35438404
I mean all I want physically in a woman is to not be over weight, and a decent face. I don't care if they have "dat ass" and big tits or what ever. My insecurities stem from the fact I got a thin dick despite the fact I am physically big. I don't try to compensate either for it. I bought a low powered compact car for the purpose of not looking like I an compensating.

I gotta jet off for a bit, I will be back in a hour or so. This a good thread for once.

>>35438490

Well I don't do them all all the time. Prescription antidepressants are the only things I take daily. I'll have 3-10 drinks a week.

If I had a supplier for benzos & weed I'd take them regularly but I don't.

All that stuff is just soft compared to LSD/shrooms/MDMA. Those can cause brain damage from one heavy dose.

>>35438426

6'3", 185 can still do 125 full pushups in a minute, 25 chin-ups in two, run a mile in under 9 minutes.

I drive a truck for the Post Office, 5 hours to a rest area, take my break, switch trailers with a guy running out of LA, back to my hub, fuel up, go home.
Usually I do a run for 2x overtime every 2 weeks, jobs OK, if you like being alone.
Will do this another 7 years, will have my 20 with the PO, 20 active duty years and 20 reserve years, so 2 nice retirements, SSN at 62 and my IRA.
Maybe life will begin at 57, probably not, will most likely start another job or my own small business, better than waiting in the dark, in my living room, for that final knock at the door.

>>35438543
You sound like a real hippy

>>35438534

I'll just tell you one thing then.

I'm a doctor. That means I've examined hundreds of vaginas (despite being a KV myself). The variation in vaginal dimensions from one woman to another is ENORMOUS. No different than that there are micropenis men and BBC men, there are women with tiny tight vaginas so snug you could barely get a finger or two in, and there are women you could easily fist if you tried.

On average, Asian women definitely have smaller vaginas. Similar to the smaller penises of Asian men.

If you pick a small Asian girl, I don't care how thin your dick is, odds are she's going to be tight as fuck for you. But again this is sort of random chance. There is no way to predict it.

If it would make you possibly happier, then you should go for it and not let your insecurity ruin your life.

>>35438588
>125 pushups in one minuet
More than 2 per second?

>>35438588
Death?

Chxsgs

>>35438597

Wut. I'm not a hippy at all. I'm just a depressed guy who hates his life and is turning to chemicals to try to cope.

Most drug addicts are just depressed people tyring to cope. But I'm not an addict for anything. Just saying.

Hippies were more about "love and exploration" which is nonsense.

I'm more like going down the Layne Staley or Kurt Cobaine pathway. Only without their good looks or fame. I've been debating trying coke lately.

Another 32 year old here.

Wizard, work a ton between two jobs. Tomorrow is day 14 of no days off, next possible day off is the 18th. At least I have savings now. Spent the entirety of my 20s making less than 20k/year.

Definitely been feeling more and more lonely over the past few years. Most of the friends I still have left are in family mode, and I still have as much romantic experience as the average middle schooler. I still want to have sex, but I really want someone to cuddle up next to while we watch some campy B movie or someone to stand next to me at a concert.

On the plus side, I've been enjoying Breath of the Wild quite a bit. Looking forward to playing some tomorrow before work.

>>35438621

Sure, used to be able to do more
60 seconds is a long time
Hold your breath for a minute while standing, or under water
Hold a 20lb weight in an outstretched arm for a minute
Lot can happen in 60 seconds
A Glock 9mm takes 2.5 seconds to empty 17 rounds at a target, drop and reload about the same
60 seconds is a long time

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>>35438728
17 rounds in 2.5 sec? Simi auto?

>>35438826
Yes, if you practice, most casual shooters take about 4 seconds to empty
My state is open carry, driving at night, I like to be prepared

>>35434840
god damn

>>35435376
>>tfw spending longer hours after work because nothing to come home to
yep

>>35437830
>really, really crazy
thats why they are single still
best lay i ever had was some dumb cunt who went on to adopt 3 kids, as a single mom

>shoulda shot myself in my mid 20's when i had potential
> now itd just be seppuku

>>35435464
Jail him and free your family. It's a mercy.

>>35439095
>jail him
Your a real piece of shit anon

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BUMP THAT SHIT UP ELDERFAM

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>>35439223
GET IN HERE OLDFAGS

>>35439235

I always hated that stupid meme pic. I still don't know what's supposed to be entertaining about it.

>>35439249
Why, do you look like that dude?
Is that you?

>>35439267

No. I just find it unpleasant to look him and I don't get the humor of it.

God I fucking hate trannies on okcupid

can I join this thread? I'm 30 in only a few months, andI practically feel like a 35 year old with the amount I've drank/smoked

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>>35439303
Idk the correlation between that guy and wizardom. Its just some goofy looking dude who is now a wizard

>>35438601
Well thanks for the kind words, but I'm gonna have to treat your admittance to being a KV doctor with a bit of skepticism.

Not that it isn't refreshing to see something potentially nice for once on this depressing, hateful spite filled place.

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>>35434740
BUMP IT UP FAMALAM

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>>35439338
The more the merrier, anon.

Mark my words though. Us elder anons carry far more sorcerous power than you can imagine. Choose your words carefully.

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>>35440002
WE GOTTA BEAT 25+ CMON ELDERFAM

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>>35440020
A CASE OF PISS BOTTLES FROM A TRUE CYBORG

ORIGINAL POST FEEL ME /B/

>>35439954

Well I don't really care if you believe me or not, though I don't see what's hard to believe about it. I've been on this site 9 years. I'm a KV because I'm short, ugly, and have had a lot of crippling health problems myself that interfere with sex/dating.

I'm a doctor because I'm smart and hardworking and I suffered through a decade of school.

It's not that special.

>>35440094
>I've been on this site 9 years. I'm a KV because I'm short, ugly, and have had a lot of crippling health problems myself that interfere with sex/dating.

Also I should say that's why I ended up on this site in the first place and why I'm still here. I need to spend many hours of the day resting on the couch and I have nothing to do but hate my life while I do. This site was and remains a natural fit.

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>>35440094
Alright I'll take your word for it.

Here is one of my favorite images, only you can save it (if you choose to save it at all).

>>35440148

Okay. loled. Thanks.

>>35440146
>a natural /fit/

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>>35440148
Do not steal

Xnxndbd

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>>35440208
Shsgege

Anyone ever go to an asian massage parlor? The review site I frequent does revies on em.

>>35440222
MY SWEET TRIPS
ALAH KEKE

>>35440239
I have. Got a happy ending and she let me feel up her body. After I came, there was a sharp pang of depression and I regret it.

>>35440186

I hate /fit/. It's full of buff chads with healthy bodies who choose to be virgins because "muh social anxiety".

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>>35440334
Its also full of fat cyborg chads like myself who are trying to make it
>do you even lift

> 39
> Married
> Work out daily
> Don't have any mental health problem
> Don't have any health problems
> Get laid every day

The only reason I lurk this site is because I've watched anime and gamed all my life. Still do. Been lurking this site since 2004.

>>35434740
>Paulie frog

Shssg

>>35435464

10/10 would hang out with every day

>>35434830

i make $200+k and am a wizard. autism magic makes me good at my job, and it also keeps me from being able to interact with a person in a normal. it's also why i also basically spend none of my money. i can't order a prostitute on amazon.

>>35440427
What is your job? Where do you go to school?

Richfags: what is your advice for finding great business ideas and generally making a shitload of money?

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>35
>wizard neckbeard weeaboo subhuman garbage living with parents
>but at good health and wealth

>>35440399
What's your top10 animu, senpai?

>>35440591
yeah boy!
the strongest motherfucking man alive.
that's the only manga i've ever read.

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>>35440480

No idea about finding a good biz, have tried loads of projects but they've all failed more or less, if it was easy everyone would do it I guess. But don't spend on stupid shit, put away every little penny and when you've got a decent enough pile, make sure you get some decent interest on it, as the pile grows you'll be surprised how much free money you'll get that way.

>>35440628
Glad someone recognized it! Don't read much mango either.

>>35440467
i work in investment management. my undergraduate was in statistics/econometrics at a (public) pac-12 school. graduate school was at an all-graduate place that specializes in my field.

>>35440849

What's a good investment nowadays?

30 here. Been on 4chan since late '03 or early '04.

I have a good face and proportions but I'm overweight these days and my hairline is starting to go.

I'm not a wizard, but not by much. I was in the right place at the right time to get used by girls a few times, but I've failed every time I've ever tried to initiate anything.

I spent my 20s bouncing around odd jobs and going on adventures, which was fun, but it left me with lots of knowledge and oddball skills but no real employability. I want to go to college and grad school and eventually become a professor, but it's a huge uphill climb.

I have pretty severe anxiety issues that have gotten worse as I've gotten older. I think it's probably a full-blown disorder at this point, especially because it's caused a major case of IBS in addition to mental symptoms. I was just a bit awkward when I was 21 or so, but now I'm almost totally paralyzed in social situations. Spending 5 years with an extremely manipulative and abusive girlfriend (the only one I've had) who constantly told me how worthless I was and criticized me in front of family and friends for every little thing certainly didn't help.

Due to the two previous issues, I'm currently a NEET.

I've noticed that younger girls have suddenly started showing a lot of interest in me lately, but like one of the anons earlier in the thread said, I don't feel like I could date anybody under 25 or so. Unlike that anon I still get hard to the thought of banging a 20 year old, but actually dating them seems creepy as hell and I'd feel like a scumbag for hitting and quitting a girl 10 years younger than me.

>>35440656
Oh man, I love Patlabor. I've been thinking of cosplaying Goto too, haven't cosplayed in years but a friend of mine wants to do a group and be the big guy whose name I can't remember.

>>35440891
there are very few. capital is too cheap in most places right now and it's getting invested in very dumb stuff. i saw 4 or 5 different food delivery startups on my way home today - that's not a good business to be in, and i doubt most of them will exist in 3 years.

my favorite companies have always been and always will be tobacco companies.

>>35438017
i agree that most of the time sex is worse than jacking off, or at least very overrated

but if the girl isn't awful looking, clean, kind, loving, will lay with you maybe take a nap after you bust it's pretty comfy

>>35434740
I'm 18 and I have always felt old and like my youth is leaving me but seeing threads like this makes we be more aware of my youth and grateful that I am still young. btw I'm not dissing you guys, I do feel for you because I will one day join you but for now, I will focus on the present and not worry about the future... too much. but in 12 years I will be joining you guys anyways.

>>35434806
God damn I love being 18!

>>35435321
>how utterly fucked you are.
What do you mean by this?

>31
>been on 4chan since puddi
>used to come to /r9k/ for random luls and greentext
>board was a free-for-all box of chocolates like /b/
>don't really identify with /r9k+1/ anymore but still lurk
>make frogs angry whenever I post about having a sex life
>not too bothered because my life turned out alright

Things get better over time. Not /r9k/. But things in general

>>35434847
If you are wealthy, why not just say fuck it, live off interest or dividends, backpack some southeast asian country country and be a bartender at some beach?

You would get to travel and experience a whole new word.

>>35441414

If you aren't solidly on the path to having your shit together, you're going to find life gets interesting once the hangover of adolescence wears off. Chances are, if you're here, you're not doing well and will continue on that path.

>>35442218
I'm getting a job, I might be a wagecuck but the fact that I'm not living on my own or have bills to pay makes it all the more valuable to me.

>>35434740
I'm 37. My life is mostly shit. I've had sex before, but the last time I had it with a consensual, non-prostitute partner was at age 23. I'm unemployed and have over 100k in student loan debt. I kind of don't care though. Not caring is the only thing that allows me to live anymore.

>>35442273

Yeah... You're missing the point here massively. If it's a wage slave job and not a career, then you're setting yourself up for a trap

>>35442337
I'm working as a business admin. It's an apprenticeship which will also give me a qualification, so it will lead to a career. People who do apprenticeships get jobs sooner than those who go uni or college. So I'm good! By the grace of God!

>>35438396
whats the work?

>>35442386

Well that's different. Good for you and all the best with it.

>>35437473
Similar situation but thankfully they let me have my autismbux. They realized I don't have a chance on the job market I guess.

>>35442753
I'm gonna enjoy my youth while I still have it and use the money to have experiences wich I can look back on. I'm also gonna start making music. Planning on being a rapper!

>>35442796

... Because what the world really needs is another rapper from the suburbs.

>>35442890
I'm like all up in my feelings right now and just like expressing it. I'm gonna make a lot of melancholic raps and also rock rap with screams and stuff. I originally wanted to be a rock star, and I even taught myself how to scream, but that didn't work out since I couldn't get a band together, but rap is much easier. Also, I don't live in the suburbs somewhere between the hood and suburbs where we have those poser hood kids and juts normal kids. People do sell drugs, but no one gets killed.

>>35440290

suck or tug?

>>35441222

>I'd feel like a scumbag for hitting and quitting a girl 10 years younger than me.

i wouldnt. but its never gonna happen for me. nice trips btw

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>>35434740
>33 years old wizard
>always weak
>always ugly
>always dumb
>always poor
>always depressed
>tons of health issues
>can't feel anything for years

>>35435153
>An hero
>An
Learn grammar you tard!

>>35443434
So hope troll..
Or I just lost all my faith in humanity

>>35443434
wtf is a hope troll?

>>35443488
Well now we are questioning my lazy dumb English and or more troll

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>>35443507
Where are you from?

OriginalNow?