>dude prostate orgasm is awesome you shoud try it out
>hm lets try this doesnt make me gay anyway
>pick a toothbrush
>shove in ass
>start shaking up and down
>take out toothbrush
>its full of blood
>my bed is full of blood
>panic
>diahrreia in the shower while trying to clean my ass
>now my ass is really hurting
>im ashamed
>i cant look myself in the mirror
>its been 3 years since i had a girlfriend
>probably will become a Hemorrhoid
Dont fall to this meme
>pick a toothbrush
>shove in ass
Did you use the handle side?
Looks like you'll have to clean it now OP
>>35434566
No but there was a little sharp part in the plastic, i thought it wouldnt hurt. Before that i was fingering my ass for 15 minutes
>>35434526
you need to lube it up first, anon.
>>35434566
At least it's clean !
>>35434633
I used my saliva. Yeah its disgusting i know i fucking hate myself
>>35434670
>saliva
slow your roll, anon! try lotion or something next time, saliva dries up very quickly!
don't give up on the meme, because it is much more than a meme. its a reality. just don't be careless next time
>>35434690
No because now I feel gay and beta
>>35434617
> there was a little sharp part in the plastic
1. Thats why there are warnings about using things that were not made for anal.
2. Warning about using lube for anal, keep in mind that vaseline will destory condom or latex based dildos
Finger or toys is the best choice, probably peeled carrot in condom would be better than toothbrush.
Did you push with force? Did you feel any stron pain during this tooth action? or just tooth with blood?
I remember some anon last year was telling similar story, he was reading about prostate massage on /r9k/ and decided to try in toilet, he did not have any good object so he took his sister toothbrush that plays song, he did not lock door and when his mum went in he clenched his anus in stress and pushed button, his toothbrush started to play song in his butt, it was pic related
>>35434716
don't worry anon, you're only one of those things!
keep on keepin on!
>>35434729
I didnt feel pain, but now is hurting a little bir
>>35434617
>a little sharp part in the plastic
>no lube
You fucked up
>>35434526
>I jammed hard plastic up my ass with no lube and didn't have a mind blowing orgasm.
You don't say, OP.
>>35434749
damn, is blood still going out your ass?
I am not a doc but I think that if you fuck up your bowel wall then pain is probably pretty strong.
How deep in your ass you had your toothbrush? (in cm)
>>35434617
post a pic of this sharp part of toothbrush or whole toothbrush it will explain alot.
>>35434816
It wasnt a toothbrush, I said toothbrush because I didnt know how to call this
>>35435034
so what it was?
how deep it was in your ass?
its crucial to know, because if you hurt yourself 2cm deep in your anus its less life threaten than 10cm deep
>>35434526
lmao, he actually fell for the sissy/trap/prostate orgasm threads
just ufkcing lmao
>>35435118
Forgot pic, the blood was right at the top
http://i.imgur.com/Hec67uf.jpg
image is too large
>its been 3 years since i had a girlfriend
>he had a girlfriend
fuck you OP
>>35435193
And you're fucking white...God damnit I hate you more
>>35434526
i stuck two toothbrushes up my ass when i was like 6. now that i think about it for that matter i am pretty fucked up in the head, in general, so i guess it might not be normal.
you're a pansy, it's just anus tissue. butt stuff is pretty overrated, to be honest.
>>35435193
Are you giving us the 'finger'
>>35435532
It was the way i used it
Now its really starting to hurt, help pls
>>35435649
If it hurts really bad then your only option is going to ER, if you fucked up something seriously it may be dangerous for your life, nobody can help you over internet.
we do not know if you scratched your anus or if you have damaged colon
try to ask on /gif/ in prostate massage thread, maybe somebody there had similar problem.