I WANT A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS TALL (LIKE 5'6 + I AM SHORT)

>>35433282

hookah cafe.

I WANT A BASTARD
ORPHAN
SON OF A WHORE
AND A SCOTSMAN
DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORGOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARIBBEAN

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I EVEN LIKE THE GUY FROM NACHO LIBRE WHY DON'T GUYS LIKE THIS MAKE THEMSELVES VISIBLE AND RELEVANT

>>35433309

mexican beer store

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> CREAMS PANTIES FOR ADRIAN BRODY

>>35433341
I don't want a guy who frequents Mexican beer stores, they don't even speak English, we need to communicate somehow and I don't drink alcohol. And they are old af they're like 40.

Maybe the KIDS of the guy who goes to the Mexican beer store.

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If this guy didn't have gay sex scenes with Diego Luna I would marry him right away ASAP

>>35433297
I know Hookah Cafes exist but I don't frequent hookah cafes, I imagine really ghetto people going there :(

>>35433301
wat

>>35433365

he's the bus boy at your mexican restaurant.

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>>35433393

im just helping you, but i don't leave my house much either unless its for food or work.

>>35433407
I literally go to Mexican restaurants like once a yea or less
Do they work at grocery stores?
But he can't make minimum wage forever at least be a student or something

>>35433415
Same
And church with my mom
I am extremely sheltered

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>>35433445

then your best bet is a mexican church.

>>35433282
Ayy I look just like that guy. I always thought he was ugly as fuck tbqh

>>35433465
I went to one
it was all OLD PEOPLE
Except for this one guy and he is ok but I think he has been traumatized in the past he is a little off

>>35433467
NO HE IS NOT BOTH YOU AND HIM ARE ATTRACTIVE

>>35433499

try another mexican church.

it's called "networking".

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>>35433499
>>35433282
> mfw he stole my look

>>35433282
I'll never understand women's taste, like I get why they like Lachowski or that other blonde model but thsi guy?

How can anyone find him attractive?

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>>35433546
desu if this guy was like 30 years younger I would not hesitate to send him love letters, he is Ignacio Chapella from UC Berkely
>>35433546
omg
>>35433579
post pics so I can see you

>>35433546
that's like a white guy who goes to Japan to meet japanese women