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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this!
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How're you doing man? You alright? Why're you doing this?
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I get a boner every time I read this
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>>35431843
boner cheked
about to fap in 3..2..1..
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>>35431843
Same. Aren't we fucking pathetic?
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Why do you keep posting lewd things about my wife?
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>>35431624
do you post that every friday?
not that I mind or anything?
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What is the appeal of tsundere? I like it, but never really understood why a girl who pretends to hate you but in reality really wants your dick is so cute.
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>>35431624
please be my gf
>>35431843
M-Me too
I know it's meant to be silly, but something about the way she talks is really hot to me. Not just the stuttering, either.
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>>35431624
I would make her pregnant.
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>>35431624
post the voocaroo
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>>35432308
there is a vocaroo?
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>>35432356
yeah found it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
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>when your busty female friend lets you play with her boobs out of pity, but she doesn't let you see them
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>>35432397
sounds like a fatass lmao
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>>35432397
I came.
Oreganolio
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>>35432397
This hurt to listen to
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>>35432397
I can't stop laughing, it's exactly how I imagined it
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>>35432397
Thank you for posting this. Been waiting for someone to make a vocaroo out of this.
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>no girl will ever show you her breasts out of pity
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>>35432454
Yeah, I can't imagine someone that doesn't look like a lardass, with a Jew fro, pasty , with acne
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>TFW a cute girl will never do/say this to me
>I'm 24 years old and a virgin
>Reading this copypasta always turns me on
Fuck you OP, I'm so lonely and sexually deprived.
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>Wh...what? Y..you want to see my breasts anon? I've never let a boy see them before...
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>>35432397
Sounds like some autistic faggot attempting to sound like a girl, sadly that gave me a chub.
I'm so lonely, like I know it's some faggot guy probably but I wish an actual girl had read it instead.
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>>35432668
I can already see them through the shirt though
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>>35432697
hehe, thanks for making me laugh
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>>35432697
>My breasts have grown really fast over the past few months... none of my shirts fit right... I guess it stretched :(
>Could you go shopping with me so I can buy new ones?
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>ywn squeeze and suck on a girl's breasts, thinking how they'll soon be heavy and full of milk as your baby grows inside her
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>>35431843
You aren't alone.
>tfw no lewd autistic gf
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>>35432397
She needs to replace the battery in her smoke detector. That chirp was fucking triggering as hell.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EhYLgkaked H-here
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>>35431624
>...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question!
I click on these threads just to see this line. Holy shit.
How do you keep reposting this without the robot stopping you?
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>>35432397
This simultaneously gave me an erection and made me literally laugh out loud.
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>>35432730
What the fuck
Haha
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>>35431843
>the only reason I come back to these threads
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>>35433195
Hmm...yeah... good job anon...
That was really...funny...
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>>35432397
This just changed the whole game
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How in the FUCK do I get a autistic gf?
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>>35433359
>ughhhh onee-chan my back hurts SO much since I hit puberty last week and my breasts grew in. Could you massage it?
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>>35433659
I'm pretty sure your breasts are pregnant.
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>>35431624
Has this ever really happened
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>>35433195
Shameful boner because this is most likely a dude or a hamplanet.
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>>35433659
For anyone wondering, search Farang Dingdong and she should show up.
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>>35432397
I CANT TAKE THIS LEVEL OF GOODNESS FAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>35433195
Pls record yourself masturbating
Preemptive oregano
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>>35433691
>I'm pretty sure your breasts are pregnant.
Thanks for the new fetish.
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>>35433970
gotchu covered senpai.
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