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> meet this girl
> she seems really quirky etc. and cute
> asks if I have a gf
> for some reason I lie and say yes
> she says thank god, and we keep talking more and more
> she tells me she doesn't like making friends with single people
> she likes the security of knowing they wont ask her out if they're in a relationship
> okay
> months pass
> we're always talking
> getting close
> I realise all her friends are in relationships
> she was right
> she's at my house one say
> watching GoT
> cont...
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>>35430696
> she goes through my pc while im in the bathroom taking a big shit
> finds out I dont have a gf
> she lectures me for about 2 hours
> leaves
> 2 months pass
> I get a date with a girl at the electrical goods store over the road
> I text the the that I'm in a relationship
> she finds out who I'm dating
> messages her
> becomes really good friends
> sends nudes to her
> goes full lesbian
> I don't hear from either of them again
> it's been 3 weeks now
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>>35430696
>>35430738
>he fell for the "being platonic friends with females" meme
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>>35430821
>he fell for the pussy meme
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