If you had kids, how would you embarrass them? I'd make

>>35427697
I'd browse 4chan, watch anime with my dakimakura and play really autistic games when their friends are around.

>>35427732
don't you do that already?

>>35427908
Yes, and everyone is very embarrassed for me so it must be working.

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>>35427697
punch, and spank them. whip them with my belt. whack with wooden poles and sticks. slap and slam them. wrestle and choke. toss them into walls. stomp them.

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>>35427697
I'd kill myself, it would be so awkward for them at school when everybody acts sympathetic.

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>>35427697
I'd make them hug me in front of their friends when i drop them off at school, I'd make them embarrassingly loving lunches every morning, and I'd make up this stupid little rhyme that we'll both say when we get upset so that we calm down and talk rationally, and i'd cheer them on loudly when i attend all their extra curricular activities.

>who devilish here?

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>>35427697
when they are teens, I buy them a lot of toys for an obviously younger age group and pretend like I honestly thought that's what they wanted

>>35427984
how aere any of these embarrassing?

>>35428015
little kids find it embarrassing to hug and hold hands when their parents while friends are watching, don't you remember being 10?

i'd be super loving with my children, and make complete fools of them

>>35427697
Just day embarassing things about them to their friends. Boom! Friends for life

>>35428091
but ive never thought any of that was ever embarassing
my mom would always hug me and stuff infront of my friend i didnt care

>>35428282
Ah!
We detected the faggod of the thread.
Good job everybody.

>>35428302
what
how am i a faggot