How the fuck do normies shower so fast? By the time I'm

>>35427092
It takes faster to shower when you're not autistic

>>35427134
>It takes faster
O-okay

>>35427092
Hip in the shower. Kick on water. Lather up your warsh rag, rub that all over your fucking body to lather. Hold head under water, lather the shampoo, rinse it. Turn off water and dry. All in all take like 5 minutes

>>35427092
How long do you take usually? Takes me around 15 minutes, and I guess it's the same for normies on a regular not-late-for-wagelsaving day.

>>35427171
The fastest I can shower is like 45 minutes, including drying off

>>35427092
How long is your hair? When mine was super long it would take me longer.

Lonely people shower longer than normies it's actual science

http://www.mentalhealthy.co.uk/news/526-take-long-hot-baths-or-showers-you-may-be-lonely.html

>>35427188
Not that long, but it's really curly

>>35427179
>45 minutes
That seems like a long time senpai.

>>35427218
There's the answer then. Also women take longer to shower. Gf is always still bathing while I'm standing outside the water air drying waiting for her to finish up.

>>35427092
takes me 15 min. but i don't bother doing my legs or feet just the important parts

>>35427218
I don't choose to take a long time, it's just how long it takes to properly clean myself

>>35427179
Damn man. Okay, here's what I did to cut down my time:
>turn on shower and get in
>stand in the water for one minute while counting the seconds down in my head
>apply shampoo, rub in for thirty seconds, again counting
>apply body wash, rub for 30 sec
>wait one minute for body to absorb
>rinse off
>turn off, dry and get out
Getting fully ready (dressed, shaved, brushed) takes me about 15 minutes in total. Just focus on what you need to do next instead of getting caught up in the moment, even if it's hard (ADD is a bitch).

How often do you guys shower?

>>35427369
Daily for me. But wash hair every other day

>>35427092
>get in shower
>shampoo hair
>rub shower gel over body
>rinse off
explain to me how this process takes longer than 5 minutes

>>35427383
>Daily
get a load of this normalslime

>>35427406
With gf so we can enjoy the hot water together

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>>35427347
>wait one minute for body to absorb

>>35427406
Not him, but I am not a normalscum, and I shower every day, but mostly because I have OCD and need to shower every time I take a dump.

I am 28 khv who lives with my parents. Def not a normie

>>35427369
3 times a week
It's hard to shower more often when it takes me 1 hour everytime.

>>35427369
Every other day, every third day if I am particularly lazy the previous day. About the longest I can stand it.

>>35427489
I pretend that time is being used for something productive, but desu I just like standing in the water.