>turned 30 today >still never had a girlfriend I guess

>>35427060
Congratz. I bet you will become an extremely powerful one.

>>35427060
learn any sweet spells anon?

I just want the three unforgivable curses so I can torture the normies who made fun of me

Can you cast a spell and kill me

Original fucking oregano fucking filter

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>>35427060
Omedeto!! Anon, please stay cool, stay beautiful!

Happy birthday anon! Enjoy your newly acquired powers.
Tomorrow is my 26th birthday. I'm fucking annoyed because she is the only person who gives a fuck, and she won't shut up about it. She tells everybody and there's nothing I want more in my birthdays than people leave me the fuck alone.
Sorry, I vented. Congratulations OP.

How does this happen? I don't see how this is possible.

>>35427277
she = my mom
what, you thought I was a normalscum with a gf?

>>35427060
Please end the world, oh Wizard of /r9k/

>>35427291
>be born
>wait 30 years
and there, you're 30 years old. It's not uncommon. Some people are even older.

>>35427060
Congrats. Now you can go to wizchan to escape all the normies clogging this board if you want. I still have to wait a year myself.

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>>35427291
28 years here. Just 2 yeras left. Never kissed, never held hands with one, never talked to one for more than 2 minutes.

>>35427330
the challenge is avoiding women in the intervening 30 years from birth to wizardom because women are all cock hungry sluts who will suck it from you in a heartbeat

>>35427340
Where can I find this mythical realm?

>>35427291
How is it not? Do you have any idea how common it is? How many guys do you see walking around do you think are actually fucking? Not many. The guys you see in good shape and nice face or whatever, but it's a small amount.

>>35427475
I thought I was the only one with this problem.
How do you stop sluts from stealing your essence?

It's too late for me, but I'd like to show my son one day.

>>35427524
You're totally delusional.

>>35427491
type it into the address, rememer it cant be linked because it will redirect the normies to reddit

>>35427541
I am 29 and a virgin, and know plenty of others in their 30s who are virgins. So no, I am just telling you how it is.

>>35427566
>, and know plenty of others in their 30s who are virgins.
4chan is a minority in the grand scheme.

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25 yo here. How do you change your class? I'm aiming for alchemist.

>>35427060
It's always beautiful when a robot finally transforms into a qt wizard

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>>35427060
3 years for me and then I'll join the club.

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>old workplace had only 1 qt grill and she was married
Never felt like shit.
>new workplace has qts all over the place
It fucking kills me.

>tfw Jesus will give all 30 year old virgins super powers to destroy degeneracy when he comes back to earth

Day of the reckoning soon, fellow virgins.

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28 here.

You know what hit me really hard in the past few days? That I'm already 28 and never dated or flirted. I was always under that impression that it will eventually come to me too. Like it was supposed to be obvious and natural. But here I am, 28 and never dated or flirted. My time is running out to get a female that isn't complete fucking shit. It's running out a lot faster than I ever expected it to be. I'm still kinda shy and I'm god damn 28.

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>>35427277
>>35427301
good one, certified fresh by those dubs

>>35427693
Not before the day of the rope.

You incels will be purged.

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I'm a 30 year old virgin too. Never kissed hugged, boyfriended.

In a few months, the 16 year qt trainees will start in the company, and I'm supposed to teach them.

I'm not sure how I feel about that. I hope I'm not going to be too awkward. Thanks to r9k I'm completely up to date on what teens are up to these days and my life is probably closer to theirs than to that of my coworkers. Bizarre. Should I ask one to be my gf?

>30 in a few weeks
>tfw I forfeited my wizard powers to a 1 month relationship with a semen demon 11 years ago.
At least she was chubby and had massive titts, but still.

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>>35428029
>At least she was chubby

>>35428050
Euro-Chubby, not an USA ham planet.

>>35428069
I'm from Europe and still consider that to be absolutely disgusting.

>>35427060
Do any of you fags have social anxiety? When I go out I get really scared of people looking and talking about me.

what if I've had sex but never had a girlfriend will I be eligible for wizardry?

>>35428118
28 year old virgin here.

I only have that at the gym.

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turned 33 today bro.

i understand exactly. all of it.

>>35427744
>that isn't complete fucking shit

Newsflash, kid: The good ones are gone until the end of college already. Your time is already over and you didn't even notice.

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>>35428086
>those sour grapes

>>35428198
That's not chubby, not even in Europe.

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>>35427060
I'm a 22 year old virgin and I have to tutor qts in their first year of uni. I swear to god they can smell the virginity permeating off me.

>>35428215
It is. I guess you are from the UK then? Women there don't count as Euros.

>>35428122

of course not. you're a slut.

>>35428239
Fuck off, post the girl you banged, she has at least 15-20kg more.

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>>35427060
I wish I was you, man
>8 more years before I can become a necromancer
this is suffering

Ive done it with hookers and once fooled with a 6/10. Am I still a wizard? 30 and never had a girlfriend.

>>35428234
>I swear to god they can smell the virginity permeating off me.
This. It must be our body language.

>>35428276
>Ive done it with hookers and once fooled with a 6/10.
>Am I still a wizard?
No, you fucking turd.

I'm in college rn, which is supposed to be pretty much the last time you can easily lose your virginity, and I honestly see nothing in sight.

I'm so fucked, and i'll probably be joining you soon, brother.

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>>35427060
have you made the move to wiz.zone yet?

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>>35428599
I'm in my honours year and still a virgin. It's over. All the qts are either taken or have graduated and left. I'm practically a wizard already.

>>35428822
What game is that? I MUST KNOW

>>35429132
www.wiz.zone

>>35428276
hookers never count.

>fooled with
"peen in vajeen" or yer a wizard, harry.

>>35429171
how come I hadn't heard of this one before?
I must know!
forgot to say: thanks anon

>>35429464
I understand now.

dromedaries are not camels

>>35427603
I meant people in real life, usually in their 30s, oveerweight, enjoy geeky hobbies. Ever been to a convention?

>>35427475
>avoiding women

that's not a challenge when you're unattractive.

>>35429801
Just be yourself, bro. And I guess I need to be original.

>>35429171
Looks pretty good. Just tried it out. Met wizard who was one of the developers in there who said it gets busier in the evening. Good place to chat and hang out. More features planned in the future, apparently.

>you will never save a mans life by cherishing him and being with him romantically like in your animes because youre a tranny.


Its a painful feeling. I wish I could be your Misaki.

>>35427060
You'll be fine I'm 38 going on 39 this year while I not a kissless virgin I've never bothered to seal the deal with Stacy or one of her friends

>>35427412
I really want to see how you look like.

>>35427060
You now evolve to wizchan, leave this place and go there. Wizard's are evolved from robot's. All we are is robot's therefor we cannot understand your feels any longer.

>>35427946
>hanks to r9k I'm completely up to date on what teens are up
>Should I ask one to be my gf?

Pick one

Going to be 30 tomorrow.
Don't know what rode me, but I invited "friends", i.e. friends from uni I haven't seen in years to my birthday. Some agreed to come
It's gonna be painful- Wish me luck

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I'm 37 and still a virgin. It's not so bad, just forget about women and use your free time to enrich your own life.

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>>35431299
>and use your free time to enrich your own life.

>>35431299
>and use your free time to enrich your own life.
Pffthahaha

R9K should have meetups, im willing to bet that we aren't as fucked up as we think. All the fucked upness just get's amplified by each other. People try to one up eacher other here "look at me how depressed i am" or not and im dillusional af

>>35431299
This. The quicker you stop letting women define you the better your life will be. You're you so live life for yourself not a woman.

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>>35431470
>You're you so live life for yourself not a woman.

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>>35431412
I've done a r9k meet up and yeah, people aren't what you think they are mostly just shy and slightly autistic. But will socialise well once they come out of their shell.
>we all 'reeee'ed on a tram during the meet up

>>35427060
You gain wizardhood at 30?!

I thought is was achieved at 40, I will have my 29th birthday this year...

can somebody post the original wizard/age scale meme?

Thanks familia

Congrats anon, enjoy your superpowers. I hope I can become like you one day.

>>35427077
Such is KeK's will.

I've had sex but never a girlfriend.
I turn 24 in 3 months.
I'm going to kill myself at 27 if I haven't managed it by then.

I can stave off a lot of accomplishments but if I can't have a mate by year 27 then I'm just not meant for it. Fuck it.

>>35431748
Holy fuck, REEEEEing together in public.

I feel physically ill.