>tfw parents just found out while I was getting an ID that I was officially registered as a girl on my birth certificate
>tfw the government officials are saying it would be easier for me to transition than for them to change the paperwork
my parents and the people at the DMV say I have to transition >_<
I-I'm scared guys... what should I do?
being a girl could be ok, I guess...but it's such a big change, I'm scared :c
>>35426165
Lol get some help dude. You are mentally ill. The same logic that justifies gays and trans justifies pedos. I bet you're against pedos. Therefore you can't even justify yourself. You need professional help before it's too late.
>>35426191
it's bait you mong
origami
>>35426191
get outta my porn thread, niglet
What is the point of this thread?
Nobody cares if you want to be a girl you can go to the LBGT and talk about it.
>>35426165
not that this is real but go for it op be a grill
>>35426216
>the LGBT
what
>>35426191
>I bet you're against pedos
why do you assume this
>>35426191
Why would I be against pedos?
>>35426216
>if you want to be a girl
I DONT wanna be a girl you bully!!!!
it's soo scary... pills and stuff make me feel queezy...
>>35426206
I don't care ignore it's bait. People are still going to click on this thread and read it. They need to know the truth instead of buying into the lies of the Left. They need to see the fallacy of accepting trans people. Where do we draw the line for the criteria of "you're born that way and you can't help it, therefore your behavior is acceptable"? The line keeps getting pushed farther and farther. The next logical step is accepting pedophiles since according to the Left your sexual orientation and identity isn't a choice; it's something you're born with.
>>35426191
>I bet you're against pedos.
where do you think you are?
Jesus christ you piece of shit, go back to /pol/
you have literally no place here, whatsoever
Only become a grill if you're going to wear diapers.
I don't think you guys understand...
I don't WANNA BE A GIRL but because of the mistake on my birth certificate my parents are saying that I should transition
it's not like I chose this... please don't bully me :(
>>35426298
>/r9k/
>aka ROBOT9001
>not PEDO9001
This isn't a loli or pedophilia board. I think you've clicked on the wrong board or website.
>>35426344
U can maybe commit sucide then you don't have to transition .
>>35426379
This would be the best option. One less mentally ill piece of shit using taxpayer money to pay for their (((surgeries)))
>>35426304
>Only become a grill if you're going to wear diapers.
m-my bf already makes me wear diapers though
>>35426165
this is some 144p tier bait, op.
>>35426379
>>35426402
my parents said I'm not allowed to self harm anymore
>>35426366
You're on 4chan, not Reddit. We are a pedophile-friendly website.
>>35426448
yes. this anon is correct. originally
>>35426165
dang that sucks, guess you gotta do it tho!
>>35426405
>this is some 144p tier bait, op.
why don't you guys believe me >_<
it really says I'm a girl on my birth certificate, I didn't make it like that >~<
>>35426448
>tells me to go back to /pol/ because I'm against pedophiles
>tells me 4chan is pedo-friendly
Please tell me how all of 4chan is pedo-friendly again.
>>35426165
where do I buy panties like this
i NEED some
>>35426487
/pol/ was strongly pro-loli before it was invaded by /r/The_Donald.
Fun fact:
If you're a faggot- whether you're a faggot who wears dresses or not- you are going to die painfully and very young.
Men will find you and smash your sick head in or you'll have the decency to do it yourself.
IF YOU SEE A FAG:
Disparage it, for they are the living dead.
>>35426498
uh. amazon? you can discretely purchase womens clothes online. the only people who will get to see what you bought is you, customs, the post office, the CIA, the NSA and whoever manages accounts and purchases from whatever vendor you bought it from and maybe the mailman.
>>35426498
literally any store that sells women's clothing
>>35426510
translation:
>I am very attracted to men. i dream about performing fellatio on a cute, hairless twink every day while i masturbate. I was deeply attracted to justin bieber while he was popular.
>>35426542
they dont have have amazon where I live :(
>>35426498
>where do I buy panties like this
look into aliexpress
they sell panties super cheaply so you can feel faggy without a huge investment or embarrassment of buying in store
I used to order them from there just to fap into them but I started ordering nicer ones just to wear as well
>>35426427
Ok fine post your boibutt so we can judge if your transition will be successful.
>>35426582
You're going to kill yourself.
One day a wave of nausea and despair will hit you when you think of all the people you ever disappointed when you gave up a real life to suck on cocks.
You will crawl into a corner and you will die.
>>35426634
you are making a lot of assumptions there, anon.
>>35426498
are you a girl(male)?
find a provider
>>35426661
Not an assumption- nobody wanted you to grow up to be this freak.
>>35426726
I'm not gay and i have nobody to disappoint even if I was.
>>>/pol/
>>35426427
wew lad. All I can say is wew.
>>35426479
DESTIIIIIIINOOOOO
>>35426479
>dang that sucks, guess you gotta do it tho!
yeah, you know, life is crazy I guess! It's just one of things you gotta do :/
>internet tranny
>bunch of emoticons
Why is this such a calling card?
>>35426165
not fucking possible and even if this mistake did happen it would have come to life much sooner. Lets say that, against all realistic odds, this situation arose. NO ONE would suggest transitioning. It's easy as fuck to change legal paper. I know this is bait and I took it but you are a fucking faggot and need to get off r9k.
>>35426498
>"shimapan"
google it nerd
>>35427091
>not fucking possible and even if this mistake did happen it would have come to life much sooner. Lets say that, against all realistic odds, this situation arose. NO ONE would suggest transitioning. It's easy as fuck to change legal paper. I know this is bait and I took it but you are a fucking faggot and need to get off r9k.
I don't know anything about the legal side of it anon, I am not a lawyer
my parents and the people at the DMV are just telling me that it would be a lot easier if I transitioned since I would look a lot cuter anyways, that's what they told me
>>35427169
sorry for snapping that was rude. Good luck with whatever you chose op.
>>35427169
Traps aren't cute.
This sounds like the premise for a light novel
>>35426165
That's not how this works. That's not how anything works.
>>35427258
>This sounds like the premise for a light novel
there was that one anime, Ouran High School Host Club, which is kinda similarI really wish I looked like haruhi honestly
>>35427212
>Traps aren't cute.
traps are just cute boys who are girls, of course they are cute
>>35426236
>>35426250
>>35426298
I assume you edgy retards wouldn't want to create more emotionally damaged individuals like yourself, right? Pedos ruin kids' lives
>>35426165
Buy a gun and kill yourself, my dude. You have a disease.
>>35427169
Wait a minute I know you, you're that guy that was scared of becoming a girl(male)
>>35426290
It IS something you're born with, although environment may have an effect, too.
>>35426480
Post proof, but censor your name etc.
>>35427370
>being pro-love
>edgy
You people are ridiculous
>>35427169
They're joking you autismo
>>35427917
>raping children
>not edgy
>>35427967
>haha u you should transition
people don't do this
>>35427987
Oh I don't support raping children. I only support loving consensual sex with children.
>>35427995
My friends and I joke like that all the time. Of course we don't fucking mean it
>>35426165
>I bet you're against pedos
you what nigga
>>35426165
>Further examples of how incompetent the US government is
>Potentially an example of sarcasm
Girls are cool but I dunno I'd recommend remaining male and basking in ladies instead, that's a long process and I think it would be better to not transition
>>35428008
Children can't consent, so therefore it's rape
>>35428155
>that's a long process and I think it would be better to not transition
Do you know how long and arduous the process of legally changing my gender would be?
It would honestly be easier to transition
>>35426255
Post face with time stamp. If you look pretty enough and like you could pass I'll marry you when you fully transition and you get a husbandu with a manly jawline.
>pic related me with Pepe hand
>>35426992
its just part of growing up anon! Some guys turn into big muscly hunks and some are like you....and turn into cute girly boys! Guess you'll have to get a boyfriend now.
>>35428196
>pic related me with Pepe hand
>Pepe hand
no thanks~
I don't like interacting with frog posters, sorry!
>>35428226
>says anime poster getting cucked into becoming a grill by a fat nigress dmv lady
>>35426165
You body may change but your entire frontal cortex will be the same. You'll get supper depressed and constantly think about suicide. Don't do it.
>>35426165
Remember to report and sage these shitty threads, we're being raided by /soc/ and /lgbt/
>>35428330
REPLY
TO
MY
FUCKIN
THREAD
>>>/lgbt/7894574
I WENT TO YOUR STUPID BOARD NOW GIVE ME (YOU)S
GIVE ME THE YOUS
GIVE THEM TO ME YOU FUCKING TURD
If I do transition will I look like an anime girl guys?
Please respond this is a big life decision and you guys are the experts
>>35428410
>Tranny has a meltdown
Wow nobody expected that one. If you want something else go to tumblr, you're not welcome here
>>35428518
>you're not welcome here
I welcome him though
>>35428474
I can confirm, though you may not be the main character you might play a bit part, it just depends on how much of hormones you take
For instance pic related but I'm the turtle, can't say I was expecting that
>>35428518
I'M NOT EVEN A TRANNY
GIVE ME A (YOU)
FUCKING REPLY TO MY THREAD ON YOUR DEAD BOARD
GIVE
THE
Y O U S
>>35426165
>spironolactone
That's a fucking diuretic. Why would you take a picture of this. I have had observations for quite a while that traps are fucking morons. Literally sub 100 IQ on average. Does being retarded come with the other mental illness?
>>35428615
you better not be a pharmacist anon, I fucking hate pharmacists
they just come and ruin every thread they post in with bitchy shit like your post
>>35428639
I'm (will be in a year) a licensed doctor. Pharmacists are subhumans
>>35428652
>Pharmacists are subhumans
They really are
those stupid faggots literally go to school for almost a decade to sit in a fucking CVS and count pills
everyone else in the medical profession hates them, I wonder if they realize that
>>35428615
I'VE HAD OBSERVATIONS TOO
1) NO (YOU)S ON MY THREAD >>>/lgbt/7894574
2) NOOTROPICS DON'T WORK PROVE ME WRONG
3) FUCK OFF GIVE ME BACK MY BOARD YOU POLFAG NORMIES
>>35428639
>>35428669
Oh yeah? Fuck you too buddy. I'd rather be a Pharmacist where I have a career, solid income, and actual experience then be some obese loser on an anime image-board who bitches all day about
>muh roasties
>muh muh chad
>muh muh muh genetics
>boo hoo normie
>boo hooo hooo nobody likes me
And on top of that, instead of actually trying in life, you'd rather waddle your obese anime LARPing asses over to the mail-box to collect your NEETbux, which comes out of all of us hard working individuals taxes.
I fucking hate you all and this board.
>>35428671
Nootropics work on people with brain injuries and degenerative brain diseases. I work in intensive care and use Piracetam on these types of patients. Their effect is limited.
Of course they won't work on lazy retards that are in perfect health.
>>35428669
Pharmacists are a fucking joke. Everyone I know (doctors) laugh at them and regard them as subhumans
>>35428740
I really doubt you know doctors who regard us as "subhumans". If you actually went outside, you'd know that PharmDs are a bitch to get, and it's a lot of hard work and school to become a Pharmacist.
Y'know, god forbid I did six years of college, still are paying off student loans and trying to properly do my job so I don't get fired. No, that's too much to ask, instead, I get to deal with elderly fuckheads who have a fraction of a memory and dumb druggies who when caught, cause a scene over "MUH FUCKIN PHARMACY WONT FEED INTO MY ADDICTION"
>>35428870
YOU WORK IN A FUCKING WALGREENS COUNTING PILLS NIGGA GET OVER YOURSELF LMAO
>>35428870
Absolutely NO doctor respects pharmacists. Your degrees are worthless, your knowledge is useless and your job is pathetic. You may impress the common people with a bit of terms but we see you for what you are.
Oh boo hoo it's so hard to sell pills to people WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Try fucking taking care 24/7 of elderly people who've gone through 5 hour operations and barely have enough energy to keep their eyes open. Then try talking to their relatives when you explain why they're so out of it and that they may never be the same cuz the anesthesia fried their already demendet brain.
>>35426165
If moot can become a grill so can you OP!
>>35428870
Not only does no doctor respect pharmacists anon, but NO CUSTOMER will ever respect you. Everyone knows how pathetic you are and how worthless your entire sham profession is to humanity.
You don't prescribe pills, that's done by doctors. You don't develop medicine, you don't help anyone, you sit in a fucking pharmacy and sort little pills all day. That' what you went to school to do.
Remember that nobody respects you, you will always be seen as inferior to literally everyone else in the medical field, including nurses
>>35428669
>go to school for almost a decade to sit in a fucking CVS and count pills
Nah, real pharmacists don't work at drug stores. Those are pharmaceutical technicians
>>35429035
>l-lgbt is i-invading guys
>remember this
EAT MY SHIT POLNORMS
>>35429098
Stop trying to rationalize your poor life choices anon
>>35429158
I'm not a pharmacist, i just know a guy who works at an actual drug company developing and testing new drugs. You only need MAYBE 2-3 years to work at a cvs, and certain certificates such as pharmaceutical data entry.
>>35426165
>tfw the government officials are saying it would be easier for me to transition than for them to change the paperwork
sounds like you are gonna have to do it anon
>>35428721
>I'd rather be a Pharmacist
I WOULD RATHER BE A GARBAGE MAN THAN A PHARMACIST LMAO
>>35429274
I'd rather have a gay son than a pharmacist son
>>35429281
I would rather have a daughter than a loser who ends up being a pharmacist honestly
>>35428935
>>35428987
>>35429087
>>35429158
>>35429274
>>35429281
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M SICK OF THIS FUCKING ABUSE
I FUCKING HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE THIS FUCKING BOARD YOURE ALL PATHETIC PIECES OF SHIT YOU FAT OBESE FUCKS I CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN CHAD FUCKS YOUR WAIFU AND PUMMELS YOUR SKINNYFAT HEADS RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING PAVEMENT AND WHEN YOU LOOK BACK IN THE HOSPITAL AS A LIMP DICK VEGETABLE YOULL REALIZE THAT PHARMA-ANON WAS RIGHT THAT YOURE ALL FUCKING USELESS LOW TIER SCUM THATLL NEVER REPRODUCE BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING WANTS YOU THIS IS NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK AND YOURE ALL GONNA DIE OUT, NOBODY IS GOING TO REMEMBER YOU EITHER SO FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS
YOU ALL HIDE BEHIND SHITTY ANIME PICS AND "I-I-M A GIRL SENPAI" BECAUSE YOURE TOO ASHAMED TO STARE INTO THE MIRROR AND FACE THE FACT THAT YOURE PATHETIC SACKS OF FAT YOU DISGUSTING TURBO AUTISTS
>>35429360
Is this the famous pharmacist autistic screeching I've heard so much about
>>35429404
im not autistic i have antisocial personality disorder but my therapist says when applying for jobs nobody needs to know because its protected legally
>>35429443
>im not autistic i have antisocial personality disorder but my therapist says when applying for jobs nobody needs to know because its protected legally
if you were a doctor you could just prescribe medicine for yourself
but you aren't, you are a pharmfaggot, and nobody trusts you mentally ill losers to prescribe medicine
>>35429470
im not even going to lie i just wanted to make some easy money by doing the littlest of work kek
sometimes you get spergs who think theyre important and it goes to their heads, so they boss you around just because theyre in a white fucking labcoat
>>35426165
Are we 100% sure that the girl in the OP has a penis?
>>35428615
>diuretic
so what if it increases urine output
why does that matter
they can just drink a lot of water
>>35430247
Exactly, anyone can take diuretics for various reasons. Only a braindead mentally ill person would take a picture of their diuretic and think it's impressive or cute or something. I don't even know what the OP pic's intention was.
>>35426165
YOU WILL REGRET IT!!! DON'T PLEASE!!! I CARE ABOUT YOU AND LOVE YOU!!!
>>35430315
>I CARE ABOUT YOU AND LOVE YOU!!!
y-you do???
>>35430301
>Exactly, anyone can take diuretics for various reasons. Only a braindead mentally ill person would take a picture of their diuretic and think it's impressive or cute or something. I don't even know what the OP pic's intention was.
it's also an AA
>>35426216
Its a King of the Hill episode. The DMV puts "F" on Hank's driver's license instead of "M". Comedy ensues.
>>35430677
>Its a King of the Hill episode. The DMV puts "F" on Hank's driver's license instead of "M". Comedy ensues.
that show is trash
>>35430750
ok bub.
>>35430818
why do you deny what you know is true?
american animation is trash
>>35426191
>The same logic that justifies gays and trans justifies pedos
Train of thought status: Derailed
>>35430974
>Train of thought status: Derailed
what does this even mean
>>35426165
>All of my identification has me listed as female """""""on accident""""""
Yeah okay.
Take bicalutamide instead of Spiro OP! I'm not a tranny, but I know that Spiro has far worse side effects and is just as effective if not worse.
>>35431065
He's logic doesn't add up
The reason pedophilia is frowned upon is because it hurts children. Transexuals doesn't hurt anyone except for maybe themselves, and even that is arguable.
>>35426165
Step 1
Go back to tumblr
Step 2
Get better bait
>>35431169
>Get better bait
come on anon give me some credit
this was good bait
>>35431169
you literally replied to the bait and bumped the thread you reddit fuck
>>35426165
STOP MAKING ME Jealous
I want to take hormones and become a trap so bad but because of my retarded sister that became my "brother" I dont want to be paired with her..
>>35431324
>Daughter becomes a boy
>Son because a girl
could you fucking imagine holy shit your parents would be so ashamed in themselves
>>35431346
They're probably already ashamed.
>>35431346
My "brother" is a fat lazy cunt who is a radical left feminist who identifies as a "gender queer" she got a guy into jail by false rape accusation and got money from it so now she does nothing and is just posting on fucking jewbook and Facebook.
I'm considering just cutting contact....
>>35431391
Parents know nothing about me, I saw them first time in a year last month .... But I know they're liberals and called me a racist for saying trans people can't decide what bathroom they want to go into just because they feel like it.
>>35431453
>>35431346
I wrote jewbook and Facebook but meant Tumblr.
Btw, the suing was before the Trans thing and that money is funding the hormones
>>35426165
First off, don't use emoticons. Striaght, gay, trans, some tumblr thing, whatever you are, it makes you look like a huge faggot. Don't stutter through text either.
Second, if you really do think you're a girl, then woman up and start transitioning. Better now rather than later. The earlier you start the better you're gonna pass. You cant be a wimp who's gonna get all self conscious just because you're different.
Get started and be the best girl you can be anon. Also don't be a faggot.
>>35426165
>government-mandated transitioning
What kind of cuck-tier fetish is this and why do I kind of like it?
>>35431595
Please help anon, I think I'm legitimately a faggot. I don't even get that disgusted feeling after fapping to a cute twink being pounded and imagining myself in his place. Is there anything I can do other than suicide? Thanks anon~ ^_^
>>35426191
This doesnt even make sense. Also nice bait in reply to bait.
>>35431595
>First off, don't use emoticons
b-but it's the only way I know how to type :c
>>35431683
You can get fucked in the butt and stop being self conscious about it. Lots of people are mentally scrambled, but not all in bad ways. Autists can still function in society. Being depressed doesn't keep you from holding a job. Just because you wanna fuck boys doesn't mean you have to neck yourself. You're probably gonna be a better functioning member of society than most other mentally ill people, to be honest.
>>35431780
Too bad, faggot.
>>35426165
S-shortcake?
Come back!
>>35431922
I just used the picture I have no clue who that dickslag is
>>35431808
Once I get fucked in the butt it's all over. Not falling for your lies anon.
>>35432005
>it's all over
you'll live
it'll be fine
>>35432005
Trust me, getting fucked in the butt will certainly change your life. Not for the worse though. For the better.
>>35432032
Lol no. I will lose my masculinity, and everyone knows twinks are degenerate sluts which must have something to do with being the bottom. So I'm gonna keep my butt unfucked, because if I don't, I'll die in a spiritual sense
>>35432136
>I'll die in a spiritual sense
and you will be reborn
a better version of yourself
a nicer version
a cuter version
>>35432136
Bruh,im a switch twink and my life's pretty well.
Boipuss orgasms are amazing though,they last a whole minute or more
>>35432189
No, I'll be a weaker feminine version, that's not better. I don't want to disappoint my father by being a fag, so I'm gonna suppress that shit
>>35432195
Wtf is a boipuss orgasm?
>>35432341
>No, I'll be a weaker feminine version, that's not better. I don't want to disappoint my father by being a fag, so I'm gonna suppress that shit
how do you know you don;t disappoint him by not being a fag?
>>35432341
is too much potassium a serious concern if you're on 50m spiro?
>>35432388
>too much potassium
is this ever a serious concern?
>>35432341
It's cumming after being butt fucked.
Feels so good desu
>>35432447
spirolactone is a potassium sparring diuretic(water pill)
it's what everyone uses to block T
>>35432448
>Feels so good desu
I still am not sure about whether it's even possible to cum from being butt fucked
>>35432497
i heard it doesn't even feel that good. like pissing
>>35432508
>i heard it doesn't even feel that good. like pissing
buy a toy
an object or penis feels much better than just sticking fingers in your ass
>>35432381
That's what I said dummy, I'm going to repress my inner fag and avoid gaychad's big dick
>>35432667
>That's what I said dummy, I'm going to repress my inner fag and avoid gaychad's big dick
read my post again
>>35432855
Lol, misread it as >how about you don't disappoint your dad...
My dad is traditional, and he only pretends to accept gays because of my mum. He is 1/2 Asian.
>>35432448
Isn't that just a normal orgasm? What makes butt fucking give you a better orgasm? Does it feel different?
>>35433064
>What makes butt fucking give you a better orgasm? Does it feel different?
yes
>>35433138
How though, have you ever had one? Is a totally different feeling or just amplified normal one? My deadly sin is lust, and if you can get better orgasms from buggery then I might need to reconsider my stance on gay sex
>>35433205
>Is a totally different feelin
yeah
>>35426403
where did you find this bf
i wanna daddy to turn me into he's little ;w;