>want to have food delivered to my house >don't want

>>35425804
Sometimes you just gotta do it!

I do UberEATS because you're supposed to meet them on the street. I hate delivery people coming to my actual door. UberEATS literally the food just comes through the window and that's it.

>pay with credit card
>under "any special instructions?" Write "knock twice and leave food at door


I've done this hundreds of times and they always comply. They're just as happy to not have to interact with you.

>>35425847
I don't want to be known as "that person" by the people who work at the restaurant

>>35425847
How do you tip them?

t. American

>>35425873
Why would you tip someone who is merely doing their job?

>>35425873
You can pre-tip, I've left $3 in an envelope taped to the door labeled "pizza guy" as well.

>>35425861
I got called once when they asked if I really wanted that done and I said yes, in case I don't make it home from work in time to catch the delivery guy.

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>>35425904
>I got called once when they asked if I really wanted that done
that's even scarier than meeting the delivery man

>>35425904
That's cool. Just seems like it's so fast to just take the food from the guy. I know it's scary. I'm super nervous about it but when I used to smoke weed I really couldn't do deliveries.

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>>35425917
>tfw I came out to get my food once and the delivery dude was still sitting his car staring at my door waiting to get a glimpse of me
>I was shirtless with my moobies flying everywhere and made eye contact

Needless to say I never ordered from them again.

>>35425927
Idk, the interaction always seems to last forever and they always try to peak inside. The pen never works, etc etc.

>>35425987
>going out shirtless even if it's for just a second

Your mistake bruh

>>35425987
>The pen never works
What pen? Do they make you sign for pizza deliveries? I have never had that to happen to me. They just give me the food and that's that. Sometimes I tip the guy if he's white.

>pizza delivery guy appears
>hands me pizza
>"that'll be $25 plus tip"
>"y-you too"
>give him the pizza back and close the door

How badly did I fuck up?

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>order pizza
>girl delivers it

>>35425804
My parents are lvl 99 robots

They get food delivered by truck to avoid shopping

They just tape a check to the door with clear instructions to just drop the food off

>>35427582
you can't be a "parent" and a be a robot.

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>go to the supermarket at 9am
>they didn't even turn the self checkouts on yet
>tfw having to carefully choose items that i wont be judged for by the cashier

are there driverless car delivery services in first world countries yet?

>order Dominos
>I ask for them to leave at door
>They knock, knock, knock.
>Car drives off so I check to find they didn't leave it
>They try calling again and again but I ignore it


tfw no pizza

pizza restaurants (even franchises like dominos) are usually very poorly run, usually by dishonest immigrants.
they need to read the special instructions or else the order is incomplete, they really have no business ethic.

>>35428537
Eventually you guys will find an autistic retard maybe even worse than yourself to pair with and you'll give your kids the worst hellish most unsuccessful life imaginable

>>35429951
Nah. I'm over 30.

>>35425804
why not hire a internet operated courier shop to get your food, that service is available even in any 3rd world country