I'm going to have privacy for a while, should I try masturbating

You should always clean your dick before trying, so I would rub alcohol on it to stop it from making a mess of your hands. Then you should grab so,thing like a pencil and put it inside your dickhole to stimulate the glans inside. Then slowly rub your penis while slowly twisting the pencil to get maximum pleasure. Fun times, op

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>>35424437
>has this image
>never had time to fap
No this is bait fuck off reddit spies.
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>>35424495
Sarkesian cuck sissy porn. Excuse me while I projectile vomit.

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>>35424527
Have you never been to /anita/
They have Zoe Quinn and Anita combined mistress dom sissy cuck porn.
It's hilarious, most of the board is ironic but there are a handful of geuine worshippers.
I'm annoyed there isn't more anita r34 proper though that there is is really badly shopped.

>>35424437
>should I try masturbating for the first time
? yes?