>Go to room >See this Un-ironically how would you actually

>>35424359
wonder what the fuck she's doing there and make her get out. call the cops if she refuses

>>35424359
pull my dick out, stick it near her face and slap her on the ass.

>>35424359
Wake her up and demand her to get out my house. Why would you want the unironic answer? Everyone would respond to this situation in this way if they acted realistically.

I'd slap her ass no question, but then I'd ask who she was and if she needs help

If she needs dicking I'll run across the street and buy some condoms

If she turns out to be an eldritch horror I have a box of knives that can easily be accessed.

H-hi....

Um.... you have a beautiful smile

pull out the ol' bowl of eggs I always have ready in the fridge.

>>35424359
>take photo
>wake her up
>have sex
>throw her out

Apologize profusely and run off even though it's my own bedroom.

>>35424359
>Un-ironically how would you actually respond to this?

Start fucking her nigger ass

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>>35424359
Turn on the cooker and prepare to make a big batch of eggs.

Call the manager and tell them to fire housekeeping because there's a dead nigger in my room that they didn't remove prior to my arrival.

Go to my kitchen and find my best bowl then start cracking some eggs

Strap her down, spread her pussy open from behind and sink my penis into her velvet vagina tube.

>>35424359
what do you mean "unorinically"? what is this a survey?

>>35424359
Probably ask who she is.
I'd also question how my poor arse got such nice looking bed sheets

>>35424792
yes.

We are seeing how male introverts will respond to the planned negress impregnation invasion.

So far so good.

>>35424359
rape
>rape
rape
>rape
rape
>rape
rape
>rape
rape
>rape

>>35424825
As if anyone here would be dumb enough to not use a condom on some random black girl

>>35424359
Unironically, huh?

>initial shock
>leave, wait a bit for her to wake up
>if she doesn't, try to wake her up gently
>if she doesn't, then maybe take a picture
>put blanket on her
>wait longer until she wakes up
>i guess figure out what happened to her and act accordingly

I'm a beta mother fucker

Hopefully she isn't dead

>>35425530
Forgot
>make eggs

>>35424359
Probably profound confusion of some kind.

>>35424359
>Un-ironically how would you actually respond to this?
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>>35424359
i'd be scared as fuck

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unironically wonder why the hell this happened and hopefully get her to leave without a scene

Get my mauser and look for the nigger that left his trash where I sleep

I'd probably stare for a while, then feel guilty and leave and wait for her to wake up before asking her questions.

I think black women are the most attractive women.

kick her out and then immediately wash my sheets and pillows
and fap to the mental image of that ass

>>35426170
>not just hotdogging her cheeks
How beta are you man?

>>35426190
>smearing caked up shit on my dick

Cover her up
Wake up

tfw no black Merishart gf

>>35424359
>Un-ironically how would you actually respond to this?

Instantly leave, come back a few days later hoping she's gone.

lick her inner thigh
hoist her hips up slightly
then eat that pussy from the back
hopefully we can sex

>>35424359
grab my unloaded airsoftgun from my closet and start crying.

>>35424359
well, if shes laying like that in my room, shes probably already there for a good reason.

so i would probably:
>walk up
>caress her butt cheeks
>run my fingers down her legs
>message her back
>slowly start rubbing her clit and butthole
>insert penoir
>go to town
>pull out, put peepee in her pooper
>cuminside pooper
>make her squish the cum out

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>>35426213
>thinking black people don't clean their ass

>>35424359
I'd fight every nerve in my body screaming for me to get on top of her and start pounding her pussy raw cause she might have STD's :(

leave the room

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I'd be really confused and assume I'd suffered some sort of traumatic brain injury that caused me to lose my personality temporarily. Assuming that in that time I got a black gf and let her decorate my house with those ugly sheets and whatever. Then i'd figure out what the damage is. Is she pregnant? How many people know about this? Can I toss her in a dumpster or is getting rid of her going to me more difficult? Unless she's amine-tier amazing i'm ending that shit asap

>>35424359
If she broke in you can shoot her on sight.

"Shoot her here; on my authority."

Castle defense.

>>35424359

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

originalcomment

>>35424359
>Go to room

I sleep on the couch in my Mom's living room.
I'd assume she was there for someone else.

If she does this then youre basically already in, I'd just cross my arms and say something like "deal or no deal"

>>35424359
probably say "excuse me ma'am" or some such, realistically. check if she's dead, supposed to be there and I'm not, that kinda thing.

fap later

>>35424359
Make her my slave and throw her in my basement.

>>35424735
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
not organal

>>35424359
I would unzip my pants, get near her and proceeed to insert it in her vagina and pray she feels it because its tiny.

oooh, chocolate! Omnomnomnom!

Use my mating appendage on her.

>>35424359
Wonder what the fuck did I do last night. Ive been having blackouts from drinking too much.