>tfw boy with big ass I wouldn't even mind if people

me too. at least i'd make a good trap

>>35423130
post big boi butt

>>35423171
maybe if i wasnt about to go soon

>only compliment I've ever gotten from a girl was getting catcalled "nice butt" once while walking to class
am I not a robot anymore?

i shook my butt for a phillipeno ladyboy on skype

>be me
>story is from senior year of high school
>in gym class
>getting dressed
>resident autist is struggling to do the same
>FNAF shirt
>jeans so tight around his crotch they're practically drooling smegma
>he finishes pulling his pants up
>wedged directly into his asshole
>pants are smattered onto his legs, drenched in skin grease and sweat
>he turns to resident gay guy
>"like what you see?"
>smacks his own ass
Big Boy Butt

you can't not show us now fella

>>35423287
i bet he was a furry too

>>35423225
You can't just humbly brag about your big boy butt without posting it.

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I know the feeling. Unfortunately for me, it's not even that full, it's just mostly fat. Little muscle. Pic related.

>>35423414
if this threads still up in the next hour i''ll do it

>>35423472
just fucking do it you pleb, need to fantasize about dressing you up like link and pounding you

>>35423495
i need to shave it and im waiting for a phone call from my therapist first

>>35423525
listen, if he says you need to stop seeking validation from strangers on the internet, he's lying

>>35423545
Im back. therapy didnt really help again

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>>35423835
Post that BBB

>>35423835
Post dat butt pretty boii

>>35423835
of course it didn't. now post that qt butt of yours. that on the other hand will be therapeutic

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>>35423852
felt like i could of done better

>tfw no big butt bf

why live

>>35424056
Take care of those ass zits and I'd give you a good pounding

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>>35424056
That's a nice butt you got there boi, keep posting

>>35424121
how? there not zits just like blemishes

>>35424056
That's hot, you have what it takes to be a great trap. Spread your cheeks in the next photo.

>>35424158
too many hairs it hurts to shave it.

>>35424151
>there not zits

They are. Take a nail file and rip them off

>>35424187
hmm i'll try. sounds like a bad idea though

>>35424183
Shaving gets less painful with in time. You don't have to shave for me, I can use my imagination.

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last one i think. i dont even like guys..

>>35424235
i think it looks gross unshaved i dont wanna do it

>>35424393
Shut up and post your shaved asshole you fucking faggot

>>35424199
If you do that don't forget to clean them and put on fresh undies.

Or they'll just get nasty again.

>>35424424
maybe another day. i dont know a good way to get rid of it unless someone waxes it for me

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>>35424486
Hair removal cream, senpai

>>35424673
thank you last one i bought said not to use it on your genitals or butt. i did it anyway

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>tfw girls have always complimented me on my butt
>mfw girls have been checking me out for years and I've been too stupid to realize it

>>35424690
Did it work?

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>>35424690
>thank you last one i bought said not to use it on your genitals or butt. i did it anyway

Did it irritate your butt? I haven't used it before and probably won't but I'm just curious.

>>35424764
a little bit
>>35424782
slightly

im trying to take more but i look to hairy and its gross

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hmm this is better than the others

is anyone even still in this thread?

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>>35424918
My, for someone who's straight, you sure are interested in posting yourself

>>35425236
i never said i was straight

>>35425128
originally yes I am

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>>35425255
What are you making us wait for then you slut

>>35425292
i didnt think people were still paying attention to the thread and what are you waiting for?

>>35425322
>what are you waiting for?
for you

>>35425322
Not him but more ass pics

>>35425354
>>35425350
hehe im about to eat then i'll be back.

>got a fat ass and lordosis
God dammit

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i think this is my last one

>tfw no bubble butt bf to peg hard enough to make him cry

>>35426045
im sure thats not to hard to find

my friends try grabbing my ass sometimes i hate it

>>35427723
>tfw you hate it only because they're friends

>>35424918
Stop leading us on faggot

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>>35423130
>I wouldn't even mind if people didn't stare at it. Why do people have to stare at my big boy butt?
why do you mind?